After returning home, Lin Yuedong spent the night watching the footage of the pinhole camera and judging his performance in this mission. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I made a lot of mistakes......

The most fatal thing is that the sudden situation of the siege of the army of the Southern Islands did not calculate it well into his own plan.

This is the consequence of one's own thinking being limited by the plot. Lin Yuedong reflected. If you can put aside the plot and think carefully, how can you guess the existence of Wizard William - the army of the Southern Isles has built a fence more than two meters high outside the frozen city of Arendel overnight, how can this not be without the help of witchcraft?

And as a wizard, no matter who it is, how can he let go of himself as a person who displays cold air and "magical objects"?

William would catch up with Kitayama, which was originally a completely predictable problem, but he didn't expect it, this was an absolute mistake, which directly led to the crisis afterward. If it weren't for the Golden Flame Palace, which was not in the plot, I was afraid that I would have died.

It seems that in the future, we must not rely too much on the so-called "plot", we must consider it more comprehensively, and be ready for accidents at any time. Lin Yuedong reflected.

When it was bright the next day, Lin Yuedong finished watching the video, stretched his waist, and prepared to sleep.

Just then, his phone rang.

He picked up his phone and looked at it, and couldn't help but say "huh".

On the caller ID, Zhang Lingyun's name was written.

What is she looking for herself?

Lin Yuedong thought about it and picked up the phone.

"Hello? What's up? ”

Zhang Lingyun asked with a bit of complaint: "Big agent, where did you go two days ago?" I can't get through to your phone. ”

Two days ago? He was in Frozen World two days ago, how could the phone get through?

But of course, this can't be told the truth, so Lin Yuedong carefully selected the wording: "I went on a mission two days ago, and I didn't answer the phone." ”

It's really a task, I didn't lie to her, it's just a courier mission.

As soon as she heard that it was the task of the state agent, Zhang Lingyun suddenly became interested: "Mission? What task? Or catch that black and white doctor? Did you catch him? ”

"Uh......" Lin Yuedong recalled it for a while before remembering that this was the name of the villain he made up to deceive Zhang Lingyun last time, "Ahem, that's right, it's him, but this operation is empty again." ”

This time I said that I didn't catch it, and I can still use this name to fool around next time, otherwise I have to continue to make up more villains, it's too much of a waste of brain cells.

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Zhang Lingyun to continue to ask, so he took the initiative to ask: "Don't talk about this." What do you want me to do? ”

Zhang Lingyun really diverted his attention: "Are you free now?" I need your help in a hurry, and you told me last time I could find you. ”

Lin Yuedong remembered that he did send a text message telling her that he could ask him for help at any time.

- He scared her at the time, and he had to make amends anyway, which was his way of taking responsibility for his actions.

"What's the matter with me?" Lin Yuedong asked in a deep voice.

"Help me make a blind date." Zhang Lingyun said.

“…… Yes? ”

Lin Yuedong thought to himself that this request was really a bit strange, the blind date was not a marriage, it was good to refuse directly if it didn't look pleasing to the eye, and it was necessary to ask someone to stir up pornography?

Zhang Lingyun heard his doubts, and said with a smile: "The main reason is that the head of the recommendation is very affectionate, and he can't be dismissed, so he has to ask you for help." ”

Lin Yuedong understood.

This "recommendation of the head of the face is big, and it cannot be dismissed" Yunyun is from Mr. Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji", which means that the person who recommended the protagonist "I" to work in the Luzhen Tavern has a big face, and the tavern does not dare to dismiss the person recommended by this person casually.

And here, naturally, that is to say, the identity of the person who matches the blind date is relatively high, and it is not good to refuse directly, so you can only find a way to find someone to stir up pornography.

"Parents' orders." He guessed.

"You guessed it." Zhang Lingyun said, "My parents have to ask my sister to go on a blind date, the object is a child from a fellow countryman, I heard that I have returned from studying abroad, and now I work in a foreign company, with a high annual salary, I am still very handsome, my figure is super, I am gentle and considerate, and I can cook......"

"Wait, wait, wait," Lin Yuedong interrupted her, "Are you sure this is not the male protagonist you brought out of which female frequency novel?" ”

Handsome, handsome, young and golden, a proper female frequency male protagonist template, if it is the president of a Fortune 500 company, it will be more like.

Zhang Lingyun sighed: "Ha, you understand the words of the matchmaker." ”

Is that an exaggeration? This is normal, blind date, you must brag.

Lin Yuedong thought for a while and said, "You tell me the specific situation, your sister's basic information, the basic information of the blind date, the time and place of the blind date, etc., I'll see what to do." ”

It's boring, but since you've promised someone, you have to keep your promise.

Zhang Lingyun introduced the situation in general: "My sister's name is Zhang Lingchan, she is twenty-five years old this year, she looks similar to me, her body is similar to mine, her personality is very cheerful and outgoing, she knows some kung fu, and it is no problem to deal with two or three people."

"The one on the blind date is called Gu Tingcheng - I know you must say 'where did this come from the name of the hero of the romance novel', but that's his name - he came back from studying in the United States, studied chemistry, a top student at the University of California, Berkeley, and now seems to be working at Dow Chemical, the capital of business.

"His father and my father are fellow villagers, both from the same county, and they usually have a good relationship. My sister has failed to go on a blind date more than a dozen times before, and now my parents have given a death order, saying that this time, no matter whether they like it or not, they have to deal with it first. But my sister didn't want to deal with men at all, so I had to come to you for help. ”

The thing itself sounds nothing special, it's just that ordinary parents are short, and ordinary can't be more ordinary.

Lin Yuedong thought for a while, and suddenly asked, "Have you seen his photo?" Who do you think is more handsome, him or me? ”

Zhang Lingyun on the other end of the phone suddenly blushed: "What are you asking for?" He's a little handsome, but I think you're a little more handsome. ”

Lin Yuedong breathed a sigh of relief: "That's easy to do." Now a man's strength is nothing more than two points, money and appearance, your sister can do some kung fu, then at most add a force value. I am better than Gu Qingcheng in three aspects, then I will appear directly at the blind date scene, pretend to be your sister's suitor, and compare him to it. When your parents saw that your sister was still being chased, they would definitely not force her to go on a blind date again. ”

His idea was simple: he took a large number of agate reliefs, handmade wood carvings, and gemstone products from the caravans of Lezotun, and the price was so high that it was estimated that it would not be a problem to sell them for eighteen million. With so much money, smash that person to death.

Zhang Lingyun was stunned when he heard it: What a simple and rude method!

But she had to admit that this was indeed the most effective way.

On the one hand, men have self-esteem, and when they see that they are inferior to others in all aspects, they will naturally withdraw gloomily.

On the other hand, in fact, the most important thing in this matter is to make Zhang Lingyun's parents dispel their thoughts, and the rest is naturally easy to do. When the parents of the Zhang family saw that their daughter was chasing such an excellent man, they would definitely not be in a hurry.

Zhang Lingyun said: "Okay, then you have to behave well then." The time of the blind date is 3 p.m. the day after tomorrow, and the location is the booth on the first floor of the Tulip Hotel. I'll be there then, and you'll know where I am when you see me. ”

Lin Yuedong said: "Don't worry, I will help you get it, this is my promise." ”

…………

After ending the call with Lin Yuedong, Zhang Lingyun immediately went to ask her sister for credit.

There are national agents who take action, and a blind date in the yellow area should not be a problem!

She ran to Zhang Lingchan's room on the second floor and pushed the door open.

"Sister, let me tell you, I just found someone to ......"

"Ahh Wait a minute! ”

There was an exclamation from behind the door, followed by a clanging bell. When Zhang Lingyun pushed the door open completely, she saw a woman who looked exactly like her sitting on the dresser, looking concentrated on makeup.

But Zhang Lingyun knew that this was just her sister's disguise. She hasn't even put on her clothes yet, what kind of makeup is she wearing?

She beckoned, "Sister, Anla, it's me." ”

Zhang Lingchan turned her head to see that it was her, and was obviously relieved: "Whew, I was shocked, I thought my mother suddenly came to check the ward." ”

As she spoke, she opened the drawer of the dresser, opened a small tin box inside, took out a half-smoked cigarette that had not been extinguished, put it in her mouth, leaned back on the chair and took a deep breath, and then continued: "What's the matter?" Ran over early in the morning. ”

Zhang Lingyun was a little speechless and looked at her series of skillful movements. The parents of the Zhang family are very strict with the discipline of their two daughters, and smoking and other things are absolutely not allowed, so Zhang Lingchan had to hide from her parents and secretly smoke, but she didn't expect to be so familiar with them now.

She said: "I want to talk about your blind date, I helped you find someone, and he said he can handle it." ”

Zhang Lingchan straightened up from her chair: "Can you handle this?" How? ”

Zhang Lingyun said: "Pretend to be your suitor and completely compare that Gu Qingcheng to that, that's all." ”

"Cut, that's it?" Zhang Lingchan leaned back in disappointment, "That's still free." It's not like I haven't used this trick, last time I spent 800 yuan to find someone to pretend to be my boyfriend, and it didn't fail. ”

"That person was exposed because you were beating you for a bad intention, this time there is absolutely no problem. He is handsome and handsome, young and golden, with a cold personality and strong strength, and he is absolutely able to complete the task and will not have other ideas. Zhang Lingyun said with an oath.

Hearing her words, Zhang Lingchan said with some suspicion: "Xiaoyun, you won't find a gay for me to impersonate, right?" ”

Gay？ Zhang Lingyun sweated profusely, thinking that he really looked like a gay.

"No, he's either gay, or he has a lot of self-control. Trust me, he'll be able to handle it. Zhang Lingyun hurriedly said.

"Oh......" Zhang Lingchan said in disbelief, "Okay, then I'll be ready to cooperate, I hope he is really as reliable as you say." But even if it doesn't work, it's nothing, anyway, the boss already knows about it, and even if he is unreliable at that time, the boss will solve it. ”

Top dog?

Zhang Lingyun had a worried expression on her face: "Sister, you haven't gotten rid of that bad group yet?" ”

Zhang Lingchan spread her hands: "There's no way, it's not so easy to get out when you go in, not to mention that your sister and I still have a bit of beauty, where is the boss so easy to let me go." Alas, let's take it one step at a time. ”

"......"

"Don't worry too much, it's not a big problem. Rather, my bigger danger now is that you didn't close the door when you came in, in case our mother came in......"

As soon as he said this, a stern voice suddenly came from the door: "Where did you get such a big smell of smoke, huh?" ”

Zhang Lingchan and Zhang Lingyun looked at each other, and a thought flashed in their hearts at the same time: It's over!