I live in an urban village, where there are a lot of people of all kinds. I heard that the urban village was "haunted" recently, but later I learned that it was a thief who stole the computer! So before I went to bed, I locked the doors and windows.

After hanging up the phone, I took out my phone as usual and swiped a few pages of news. After a while, the sleepy bugs came up, and I fell asleep in a daze.

I don't know what time it is, but I vaguely heard a pleasant woman's voice outside the window in my sleep.

"So you're here......" After a long time, the voice sounded again, first with a sigh...... Then came a soft voice: "We'll see you again!" ”

Of course I heard it, but I didn't care in the slightest. The soundproofing of the houses in the urban village itself is not very good, and I thought it was a costume drama at the time!

After a long time, there was another sound of people talking outside the window.

"[Spirit Yang Body] has finally been found!"

"Haha, that stinky Taoist chief is really clever and didn't lie to me!"

"The hosts! I'm going to strangle him to death, so that you can cultivate to [Spirit Body] faster!" ”

"Isn't it sooner or later? The best time has not yet come, let him survive for a few days! ”

"Upstairs, I'll fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations, what kind of ghost movie did you watch in the middle of the night, it's noisy!" I couldn't bear it anymore when I heard this, opened the window and turned my head out, shouted upstairs, and closed the window again! I used to have ghost movies upstairs in the middle of the night, and I told me several times, but this time I couldn't bear it!

The moment my scolding rang out, the two conversations stopped abruptly!

I lay down and slept for a long time, and I felt uncomfortable with a soak of urine. I didn't bother to turn on the light, I rushed into the toilet, my urine gushing out, and I felt comfortable.

When I returned to the bedroom, I had just stepped into the door with my front foot, and I saw a woman in the dark bedroom, with her hair scattered and covered with a white sheet, and a group of "purple peony" embroidered on it! The woman seemed to hear the movement and poked her hands wildly at my computer. I was so scared that my scalp was tingling and I was in a cold sweat. I thought to myself, "Nima, what the hell did Lao Tzu bump into?" "I pinched the tiger's mouth, and I felt pain! A flash of light flashed through my mind, and I smiled coldly.

Presumably the "ghost" who stole the computer came. I leaned against the door and looked at her carefully, and it seemed that this idiot had paid for it. For the same wig on her head, it will be sold for at least a few hundred yuan on the Internet. Although you can't see your face, you must be indispensable to apply a thick layer of foundation, along with the high-quality quilt embroidered with "purple peony", plus a silk hanging rope around your neck, let alone five or six hundred! That idiot actually learned the "ghost step dance", if you have a decent appearance, you just continue to pretend to be forced, Lao Tzu has you good-looking!

Seriously, if it weren't for stealing my computer, I wouldn't have been able to praise him for his outfit! I quietly pulled out a thunderbolt from behind the sofa in the living room, which was 50 kilograms. I picked up the thunderbolt with both hands, and when I got closer, I smashed it into the demon's back.

I know the law, and I will only pick and fight where he has a lot of meat. Beat him half to death, what a relief! I slammed the thunderbolt on the back of the "ghost", and I heard a crisp sound, as if it had hit an iron plate. I thought to myself, "Damn! actually hid an iron plate in the sheet, count you ruthless! I picked up the thunderbolt again and slammed it down, with another crunch.

The "ghost" was beaten, and only then did he turn most of his body, his long hair covered half of his face, his face was pale, his lips were purple, and dark red blood was constantly oozing from the corners of his eyes and nostrils! When I saw his "honorable face", I chuckled in my heart: "It's broken, it's broken!" This idiot was beaten by me and bled all the time! ”

It stands to reason that although these two thunderbolts are hard, they will not be injured so seriously through the iron plate! Secretly screamed: "Damn! If you lose a lot, you will have to pay for the medical expenses later! ”

The "ghost" lifted his long hair, and suddenly opened his red eyes without pupils, his mouth was completely grinning to the base of his ears, and his tongue was long and spit out. The nails on my hands "rubbed", and they grew more than ten centimeters at once, black and shining, and pounced on me.

I thought to myself, "Does this fool have to play with his life, or kill people?" "Seeing that he was aggressive, I was not a soft persimmon, and I picked up the thunderbolt and hit it violently, and it took several hits before I realized something!

My family lives on the sixth floor, and I even lock the doors and windows before I go to bed. When I peed just now, it was clear that the door was also tightly closed. Isn't this a thief, a real "ghost"?

"Mom! Lao Tzu has met a ghost! "I screamed!

This fear weakened his yang energy by three points. The ghost thing became more and more ferocious, and I saw a large piece of her scalp falling, and the flesh on her face was rolled out. Not to mention how scary, the worst thing is that this thing seems to be bent on my life, and it is coming at me.

"Hahahaha!" There was a burst of laughter, and although it sounded like laughter, it was clearly crying!

The ghost laughed loudly and trembled! With a crisp sound, the iron claw reached out. When I reached the moment of life and death, I hurriedly pressed my elbow against it, and the ghost let out a long howl, and was about to grab my claws at the top door, when I heard the wind and jumped to the side. It was faster, and it grabbed my neck as soon as it could, and I had trouble breathing, so I had to fight with all my strength and hit with my elbow. With a clang, my elbows were like an electric shock, and my whole body was numb. The ghost's body shook, opened its mouth to reveal Bai Sensen's teeth, and was about to bite it off.

At this juncture, I gave up the car to protect the handsome, put my arm against her mouth, and bit my arm so much that blood flowed! Strange to say, as soon as the ghost touched my blood, green smoke rose from his mouth, and it burned in pain, "Whew! He screamed and flashed to the side.

I had a pair of pants all over my body, and I pulled the door tightly, but I couldn't open it. I lifted my leg and kicked it hard, and the door slammed open! I crawled downstairs in one go, fucking it, and ran away! It wasn't until I came to a stall with a supper that I stopped, panting for air. A few people over there who were eating supper couldn't help but laugh when they saw my embarrassed appearance.

I have a habit of looking at my phone when I go to the toilet, so I took my phone with me when I went out in a hurry. took out the phone and dialed the old man, and the phone rang and the other party answered.

"Hey! Xiao Xia, are you okay? ”

"It's going to be good, there will be ghosts, no, there really are ghosts!" I was so frightened that I couldn't speak incoherently.

"Sure enough, something happened...... Where do you live? I'll be right here! ”

"I'm in Lijiawan, get off the car and turn left into the first barbecue stall!"

"Oh! Wait a minute, I'll be there soon! ”

About half an hour later, a taxi pulled over, and a person got down, and when I looked closely, it was the fat old man. The old man wore a hat, a waistcoat on the outside, and a white high-necked shirt inside, the hem of which was all tucked into his trousers, and the waist of the trousers was about to mention the creaky nest! It's still the same torn sandals on his feet. When he got closer, he took a closer look at the old man. This old man's temples are pale, his eyebrows are still black, his chubby face, a pair of small eyes are narrowed into a slit, the bridge of his nose is quite straight, because he is too fat, but there are no wrinkles, and there is always a smile on the corner of his mouth!

"Today's taxis can't swipe the senior card, so I knew that I was riding a bicycle!" In the old man's mouth, he scolded the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the taxi driver.

We were in front of the barbecue stall, ordered a few dishes at random, and chatted while eating.

The old man took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "Young man, I knew that something would happen to you!" When I heard this, I cursed in my heart: "I wipe! Could it be that this dead old man is bent on me? ”

"I guess it's a ghost!"

"Then why are you looking for me?"

"You can see her, once a person is infected with bad luck, he will see dirty things!" After hearing this, I felt a chill in my heart, and scolded in my heart: "Since Lao Tzu met you, an old coffin, he has begun to hit ghosts!" ”

"Then I'm going to have to move?"

"Ordinary people can do it, but you can't, you're being targeted by her master!"

"This is just a materialized ghost, and it can't be cultivated in the short term. Someone must have refined her to harm you! The old man explained as he ate.

"Damn, I'm hopeless?"

"I'm glad you met me, and there's a way to remedy it!"

"Could it be that old man, you are a great dancer?"

"Where, where! I'm an atheist, and that's exactly what happened, I had experience! "I squirted out a sip of wine, and this old man actually claimed to be an atheist!

"I have a talisman here, you just have to stick it on your chest, and you can keep you safe!" As he spoke, the old man took out a talisman from his bosom and handed it to me.

"Does it really work?" I looked at the talisman. It's just a piece of yellow paper, scribbled a few strokes with cinnabar, and the devil knows if this thing is useful or not!

The old man saw my thoughts, and hurriedly said, "It's useful, it's useful!" ”

"This talisman was copied from the Heavenly Master's house back then, and it was like a fake!" My eyeballs are about to drop, grandma's bear, even dare to copy the Heavenly Master's Mansion?

He was afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so he added, "After copying it back, I met a terrible ghost that night!" Our team, each with a talisman on their chests, escaped the catastrophe! "The more I listened, the more outrageous I felt.

"I've all seen the hell, so I have to use a dead horse as a live horse doctor!" I said this, but in my heart I thought, "Damn! This old man doesn't seem to be reliable, I'm going to find a Taoist priest tomorrow to take a look! ”

"Do you still hear the sound of someone talking in your dreams?" The old man asked me this, and I also felt that the voice was not coming from the TV, because I didn't have such a three-dimensional sound in the whole building. Hurriedly said: "Old man, how do you know? ”

"Alas! What should happen or what happens...... I thought I could change, but I actually ......" The old man shook his head, drank a glass of wine, and stopped talking!

"What ......?"

"I haven't seen that ghost, I'm not sure yet...... How about you go and draw that demon out again tonight? As soon as I heard this, it was like five thunderbolts, and I wanted to die! Hurriedly shook his head.

"Cowardice! Fight the ghosts, and the fun is endless! There is Lao Tzu's Fu Town, are you afraid of a ball? ”

"His grandmother's, that ghost is terrifying. It's better to die than to live, and to coax the goods! ”

"Old man Xia's descendants are like this, the old guy knows that he will jump out of the coffin." Although grandpa is a taboo in my family, it is also the pride of my family. Our Xia family would rather die than suffer such an insult. I hurriedly said righteously: "Whoever is afraid, I will go back, old man, you can see it!" ”

The old man smiled slightly, still sitting in front of the barbecue stand, and watched me walk away.

So, I took the plunge and set out on the path home......