Chapter Ninety-One: Pure Love

"How exactly did you two snap between each other?"

"At first, everyone didn't."

"You won't I understand, and neither will she?"

"Well, actually, she won't. Because no one has tried it specifically...... You don't think she's much older than me, but her time is basically spent on scientific research. It's all new drivers. ”

"So you're all first-time?"

"Hmm."

"And then?"

And then ...... Then I took it off. ”

"All off?"

"All off. But after taking it off, it was embarrassing. Because I don't know what to do next. ”

"And how did you two get it later?"

"Let's start looking at the strategy."

Xu Liang: ......

Sure enough, it's a scientist's routine, and you have to check the information for everything.

Duan Han: "She was looking up a paper called "A Review of the Physiological Needs of Apes", which had hundreds of pages without pictures. I'm smarter, I looked up the GIF version of the video. ”

"What video?"

"There are videos dubbed in Chinese."

"Oh? It's hard to find resources with Chinese dubbing. ”

"Easy to find."

"Easy to find?"

"Well, it's very easy to find, Baidu has it in a search."

"What dubbing?"

Duan Han imitated the dubbing in the video: "'The ice and snow melt, everything recovers, it is mating season on the African savannah again, and the air is full of hormonal smells......"

Xu Liang: "So...... What do you call looking up information is looking at the animal world? ”

"My sister and I both insisted that according to the principles of evolution as stated by Charles Darwin in On the Origin of Species, humans were nothing more than a higher ape."

"So you decided to look to the animal world for inspiration?" "Hmm."

"Did it succeed?"

"Nope." Duan Han said, "We still think we should love love like people." ”

"You two are human beings."

"That doesn't seem right."

"And then?"

"Then we're going to try kissing first."

"Kissing is kissing, don't be so literary."

"No, just kiss."

"What does it feel?"

"We check the strategy while kissing, and the strategy says that between people who like each other, there will be a feeling of electric shock at the moment of kissing, which is proof of love."

"Do you have any?"

"Neither of us. So let's move on to the strategy. The book also says that when kissing, you can't just kiss, in addition to your lips, you must also use your tongue, and you must stick in, make circles, and slide along each other's teeth...... Don't look at me, that's what the guide says. ”

"Uh...... I have a question, don't you know...... This kind of thing, is it more useful to check small movies than to check papers? ”

"Get used to it."

"Okay."

"Then we tried it according to what the book said, and after this series of actions, it is said that there is a proper noun called **."

"How does it feel?"

"When my sister kisses me halfway, I went to the toilet to get a paper of hand."

Xu Liang: ???

She said, her face was full of saliva, so wipe it first.

Xu Liang: ......

"Skip this paragraph."

"Good. All in all, the kissing experience is not pleasant. So we decided to jump straight to the next step. ”

"What?"

"Hug."

"Wait a minute, I remember you two weren't wearing anything at the time."

"Hmm."

"That's not ......"

"Well, that's it. According to her, I was too young at the time, and although some places were already taking shape, they were only beginning to take shape. But my sister is in excellent shape, where she should be, where she should be, where she should be thin, where she should be in a good hand. ”

"And then?"

"Then we found a game called Match-to-Match...... The book says that only Lala can play this game. ”

Xu Liang imagined the scene where the two of them hugged at that time...... It's really only two girls who can play.

"Did you have fun?"

"No, hey."

"Why aren't you high?"

"Because hers is much bigger than mine, and the size doesn't match."

Xu Liang stared at her: "You're not small." ”

"That's young, not well developed. And even if she grows up now, she is not as old as her. ”

"Understood, your sister is indeed very big."

"So the game can't be played."

"What then?"

"I proposed to stop playing, and I was bored to get dressed and go out to the library to read a book. My sister didn't agree. ”

"Your sister must have a new trick up her sleeve."

"Well, she said we could try grinding tofu."

"Then I asked her what she was doing to grind tofu."

"She said you'll find out if you try it."

"And my sister is full of confidence."

"So we're grinding it a bit."

"It's a very difficult move, and it requires us to spread our legs together. And my sister is lazy, she is a sufferer, she wants to lie down and enjoy, so she has to let me take the initiative to attack. But I'm too troublesome and tired to move, so she's always upset. ”

Xu Liang listened and really wanted to sigh: These two sisters are really not easy enough.

He said: "Is it because you are still unhappy that you decided to continue to check the strategy?" ”

Xu Liang felt that he had a deep understanding of the sisters' routines.

"No, don't check the papers, that's useless."

Xu Liang: You finally know that the paper is useless.

"Then we finally changed our policy. I decided not to read the papers, but to go to some community forums and other places to see what other Lala was doing. ”

"Communities and forums are the answer."

"Yes."

"Did you find it?"

"I found it, and everyone basically uses their fingers. And there are all kinds of pictures in the community, don't show your looks or your body, just show your hands, beautiful hands"

"Their hands are beautiful."

Xu Liang: "So the two of you also decided to give it a try?" ”

"Nope." Duan Han said, "The confidence of our hands is no worse than theirs. But you know what the two of us do......"

Xu Liang: "I understand, the hand of the experiment." ”

"Well, a lot of chemicals are hard to wash off on your hands. What sulfate compound residues, halide residues, all kinds of pigments, dyes and the like, although they are washed very clean every time, but I want to stick into them...... My sister said, forget it. ”

"Let me remind you, you can use your fingers."

"I didn't have time to buy it, I was suddenly confessed by her."

"Okay, you go on."

"Hmm. I continued, and then we wanted to use props. The community forum or something is very hot on the prop section, those weird-looking props...... Although they all look pretty good, and many of them are marked with the words 'dedicated to serving newcomers, easy to use', etc., but because there is no place to buy them, they have to give up. ”

Xu Liang listened silently: "You two ...... It's not going to end up in the end, is it? Has this been tossed for an hour? Haven't eaten the main meal yet? ”

Duan Han: "No. So my sister said let's try one last time. ”

"I asked her how to try, and it was really the last time, and if it didn't work again, I would never talk about this relationship again."

"My sister said, why don't you help me."

"I said, I don't understand if you make it clear."

"She told me it meant with her mouth."

"I pointed to it and asked her, is it there?"

"She said yes."

"I say, but that's where you shhh

"She said it didn't matter."

"I said it mattered."

"She said okay, I'll wash it, with the most fragrant bath gel. You can't smell anything. ”

Xu Liang: "So she really went to wash?" ”

"Well, she went to the toilet to wash after that. And not only did she go to the toilet, but she also dragged me in. ”

Xu Liang: "Wash together?" ”

"No, she told me to brush my teeth."

Xu Liang: "......"

"My sister said that there are a lot of bacteria in the mouth, which is unhygienic. And she would never allow me to leave the celery I ate at night with her. She told me to brush my teeth for at least three minutes and that I had to use Yunnan Baiyao...... Well, dental floss is also used. ”

Xu Liang pinched his chin and listened.

Hey, it's obviously a yellow joke, but it makes Lao Duan's strange story have a funny effect.

"What about after washing and brushing your teeth?"

"Then I'll help her speak."

"What did your sister say she felt?"

"She's cool."

Xu Liang: "Are you so sure she's cool?" ”

Duan Han: "I'm sure. ”

"Why are you sure? She told you? ”

"She not only told me, but also proved it with practical actions." Duan Han said angrily.

"Actual action?"

"Hmm."

"What's the actual action?"

"Within minutes, I went to wash my face."

Xu Liang didn't understand.

Duan Han: "Because she sprayed me in the face." ”

Xu Liang understood.

Comedy.

Laughed for a minute!

"It's an unsuccessful snap for you."