Chapter 303: The Great Bathhouse of the Underworld

"What's so nice about the bathing festival, a group of monks with bare asses, brother, you still have this hobby?"

Chen Jinnan looked at Bai Chang with disdain.

"Isn't it, the bathing offerings are all a group of monks, and there are no women?"

Bai Chang was also a little speechless, and said in his heart that if it was a group of monks, then forget it......

"Hahaha, I didn't expect you to be a fellow believer, that's right, the bathing festival is indeed a group of monks, pilgrimage, there's nothing to see. However, if you're looking for a thrill, hey, hey, hey, I know a bathing place where you'll love it. ”

Chen Jinnan smiled obscenely, and kept squeezing his eyebrows in dialogue.

"A bathing place, there is still a bath in this underworld? Is there an emperor set? ”

"What's the Imperial Suit?"

"The Emperor's Set...... It's the emperor's bath, and many people are waiting for it, I don't know the specifics, I haven't been there......"

"That shouldn't be, in fact, I said that this place is a wild bath, and we wandering ghosts are not qualified to go to the bathing festival, but we want to touch the Buddha's light, so we will take a collective bath in the lower reaches of the Ganges, a shallow position."

Bai Chang listened to it interestingly, and said in his heart that this underworld is very interesting, and there is actually a place to take a bath.

"Then let's go take a bath together, it's a good thing to get in the Buddha's light anyway, how about it?"

Bai Chang made a suggestion, and Chen Jinnan smiled and said, "Are you really going to take a bath, let me tell you, there are many female ghosts there, all beautiful......

The two looked at each other and smiled, and both showed a tacit look on their faces.

Touching the light of the Buddha, this sentence is simple to say, but Bai Chang knows that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a wandering ghost, or a person like him.

Anyway, it's all here, and the capital city is not far away, how could Bai Chang miss such an opportunity to bathe in the light of the Buddha?

Chen Jinnan took Bai Chang and turned a corner, bypassed the capital city, and walked towards the lower reaches of the Ganges River.

The Ganges, the largest river in the underworld, is said to have its source from the sea of blood of the underworld, which spans the entire underworld.

The two of them went down the Ganges River, and they could see in the sky upstream, shrouded in a golden Buddha light, peaceful and peaceful, and the milky white light rising from the river water, like the mist in the mountains in the early morning, which made people feel refreshed and happy.

It's a pity that it is a place where only the big names in the underworld and people from the Buddha realm can go, and wandering ghosts like Chen Jinnan can only be allowed to touch the Buddha's light in the downstream position.

The two soon came to a pale golden beach, and from a distance, they could see countless figures soaking in the shallow water ahead.

The water of the Ganges River is constantly blistering, and the white air is rising, looking hazy, like a big bathhouse, and like a big pot of dumplings boiling in the water.

But looking closer, Bai Chang was dumbfounded.

In the water of the Ganges, there are indeed many wandering ghosts and ghosts, but they are like wandering beggars, not to mention what they look like.

On top of that, there are many wild beasts, birds, boars, civet cats, jackals, tigers and leopards, etc., which are also mixed and soaked in the water.

What about the pretty female ghost who said yes?

What about a good heartbeat?

"What the hell is this? There are still wild boars. ”

Bai Chang pointed to a wild boar lying on the shallows playing with mud, dumbfounded.

"Isn't that normal? You don't think that the underworld is full of people, these wild boars and lynxes are also life. ”

Chen Jinnan said disapprovingly, Bai Chang scratched his head: "I know that there are not all people here, but ...... It's weird to take a bath with them, right? ”

"It's not strange, in the world, there is a distinction between three, six, nine, and so on, and it's all the same here, now you dislike this wild boar, maybe in the next life you will be a wild boar, it will be a man, how can this thing be reasonable?"

Bai Chang also made sense when he heard it, Chen Jinnan patted him on the shoulder, and suddenly lowered his voice and said, "This is just one of the wild baths, go, I'll take you to a mysterious place." ”

Chen Jinnan squeezed his eyes at him, saw that no one was paying attention to him, and pulled Bai Chang to quietly climb up a dirt slope.

After turning over the dirt slope and crossing a sandy beach, it suddenly opened up in front of me to a river with a milky white halo.

Bai Chang's eyes were dazzled by this halo, and he was in a daze, Chen Jinnan pressed him down and said in a low voice: "You don't want to die, it's so blatant to peek at other people's baths." ”

"Bathing ......"

Bai Chang took a closer look, and then he saw that those milky white halos were not the Buddha light from the river at all, but a group of beautiful female ghosts without clothes, soaked in the water naked.

I'll wipe it, really?

Bai Chang's eyes immediately widened, and he said in his heart that life is really ironic, he had never seen such a scene when he was in the world, but he actually saw it in the underworld.

Chen Jinnan was even more sparkling in his eyes, and he was dripping out, staring intently at the river, and his mouth kept commenting.

"Hey brother, look at that one over there, how good the figure is, ********. And that one, that long leg, tsk, branched down from the navel. And that, you look at the eyebrows, look at the posture, you look at the dissatisfaction......"

Bai Chang is also dizzying, in fact, if this is in the world, he really can't do anything about peeping at other people's baths, but this is the underworld, and it's rare to see it, just watch it......

"Brother Chen, you say, why do most of the people who come here to take a bath are beautiful female ghosts, don't those ugly ones want to take a bath and get touched by the Buddha's light?"

"You don't understand this, do you think, there are many beautiful women in this world, there must be many rights and wrongs, and most of them are restless. But the ugly ones have to live their lives as they should, and no one hooks up with them at all. Therefore, the ugly ones came here, because they were not at fault, they kept to themselves, and they were reincarnated directly, and the remaining beautiful ones had to suffer a little sin before they could have a chance to be reincarnated. ”

"Oh, I see, but it's not reasonable, beauty is their capital, isn't there one to support them?"

"Shh......h Don't talk nonsense. ”

Chen Jinnan glanced around vigilantly a few times before saying: "Don't talk nonsense, in fact, those ugly ones go directly to reincarnation, and there is also a reason why the uncles of Yin Si don't want to look at them more, so they quickly get rid of them." But these beautiful, ahem, the Buddha said, don't say, don't say......"

Bai Chang nodded knowingly, and said in his heart It seems that there are many unspoken rules in this underworld.

The two hid on the beach and feasted their eyes, and suddenly, from the direction of the capital city, nine melodious bells rang.

"The almsgiving meeting is about to start, hurry, we have to hurry over, it's too late, we won't have anything to eat."

Chen Jinnan pulled Bai Chang and ran, and at the same time, those who were bathing in the river also came out of the water, put on their clothes, and began to line up in a long line, walking towards the direction of the capital city.

Looking at this large wave of people, Chen Jinnan said that he would take Bai Chang to take a shortcut and arrive at the capital city first, so the two turned back to the other side, but as soon as they crossed a beach, they heard a woman's scream from the river.

"Someone, pervert......"

(End of chapter)