"Speaking of which, I seem to have forgotten something......

Yue Chen opened his eyes from the bed and looked at the ceiling of his room, trying to remember what he had forgotten. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Well, Mom, I hate it the most......" The sweet and lovable sobs came from the living room.

"——————" Yue Chen's expression became very subtle at this moment.

"I'll go ......" Yue Chen held his forehead, "I forgot about Jack......"

At this moment, Yue Chen felt that he was one head and two big, and he understood that now he had indeed fallen into a troubled situation.

"Jack! I'm sorry! Yue Chen jumped out of bed without saying a word and rushed into his living room, "I just had a problem with the mission and was urgently teleported away, so I'm very sorry I didn't bring you with me!" ”

It's just that the moment he rushed into the living room, Yue Chen was there—Jack was sitting there pouting.

This is actually not unexpected, what really makes Yue Chen's head big is that Jack is now sitting on a girl's lap.

The black-haired girl smiled and touched Little Jack's head, and stars clearly appeared in her eyes.

"Ahhh~~~ Jack-chan is so cute-" The girl who drooled from her mouth looked like a fool, and she almost wanted to press Jack's petite and tender body under her and taste it carefully.

"Hey, Mo Wan, if you look like an idiot to our children again, I'll beat you out...... No, the point is how did you get in!? Our home is equipped with a fingerprint lock! ”

Yue Chen, whom Jack opened, absolutely didn't believe it, because even if this door was opened from the inside, fingerprints were required, and the only internal and external fingerprints were his parents except for Yue Chen.

"Hmph, the fingerprint lock is a high-end thing, Yue Chen, it's just that the fingerprint lock can't be difficult for Miss Ben." Mo Wan said with a smug face.

".................." Yue Chen sighed helplessly.

He has long been surprised by Mo Wan's various tricks, for example, the first time he saw the news of the QQ friend application notification that had not been updated for a long time, after being swiped by Mo Wan, he felt that this girl was a little interesting.

It's really nothing to apply for friends, but the question is how to perfectly answer Yue Chen's basically unsolvable application question setting.

Q: My basic information

Answer: Yue Chen's gender, male, do not disturb during the retreat

It stands to reason that no one can answer correctly except for Yue Chen, who is mentally retarded, so for a long time, Yue Chen's QQ has only a few netizens who are good at playing, and the others have no chance to disturb Yue Chen at all.

For a long time, Yue Chen was complacent about his so-called ingenuity - in fact, he was suffering from a syndrome of phobia of people + phobia of women + phobia of crowds, so he wanted to escape from life outside and only roam in his own world.

As a result, it's such a fucking question, Mo Wan, this mysterious girl who suddenly appeared actually answered it perfectly.

Yue Chen felt that this girl definitely had a story, as for why, if there was no story, there would be a few girls who would be idle all day long and have nothing to do, and work hard to solve such a bullshit problem to add a QQ friend with a goose heart.

So now that Mo Wan can unlock his fingerprint lock, Yue Chen doesn't think it's unusual...... !

"Mo Wan, since it's okay, can you please leave now? I'm going to sue you for trespassing on people's homes. Yue Chen said extremely unfriendly.

"Woo, Jack-chan, mom bullying others, what should I do - cry~" Mo Wan covered his face and said with extremely clumsy acting skills.

"Don't cry, our children are on my side......"

However, something unexpected happened to Yue Chen, Jack actually hugged Mo Wan angrily, and looked at his [mother] with a vicious look.

"Mom, don't bully Dad!"

"What!?" Yue Chen froze in place like five thunderbolts, looked at Jack blankly, and suddenly laughed stiffly, "Ahaha, Jack...... Did I just have auditory hallucinations? That one...... What do you call this? ”

"Don't bully Dad! Because dad is the one Jack should marry when he grows up! ”

"Mo Wan! What filthy knowledge have you instilled in our innocent children——————!!! ”

Yue Chen angrily pressed his middle knuckle against Mo Wan's temples on both sides and spun up fiercely.

"Ah——— it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I was wrong, Yue Chen, please let me go————!? ”

"No way, you have instilled such a lot of strange things into our lovely child, and this sin has been tarnished by heaven!"

Yue Chen is indeed popular, how to say that Jack is also a child who calls himself [mother], but as a result, he was not only abducted by Mo Wan, but also instilled with a lot of strange things!

I'll go first! Obviously I've got to be the first, bastard!

After being rubbed by Yue Chen's head, Mo Wan suddenly grinned: "But ah, Yue Chen, you were originally my wife, so Jack can also be said to be the child of our family, naturally I am also my father, this is absolutely true!" ”

"What a joke." Yue Chen sat on the sofa and hugged Jack from Mo Wan's arms.

Jack didn't resist - although he looked angry just now, but in fact, the moment Yue Chen entered the living room, the sadness and anger in Jack's eyes basically subsided, and all the previous behaviors were just children's plays.

"Jack, I'm telling you, this woman is a pervert, don't have too much communication with her in the future."

"Yes...... Is that so? Jack raised his head and asked innocently, "Sister Mo Wan bought Jack a lot of hamburgers, and Jack thinks she is a very good person, although sometimes her expression is very strange......"

"Don't be tempted by her! Which is a sugar-coated cannonball from all evil capitalism! We, the fighters of communism, must not yield to her! Yue Chen said sternly, "Where did she put the burger?" Don't let it break. ”

"I heard Yue Chen, don't thank me, in fact, I have your share." Mo Wan took Yue Chen to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator full of hamburgers and fried chicken for him.

"Great, I don't have to go out for two months." Yue Chen expressed his gratitude to Mo Wan.

"You're really too lazy."

"I've always been lazy, and you don't know it."

The two of them just said a word like cross talk from the kitchen to the bedroom, until Jack was already napping in Yue Chen's arms, and then they stopped very tacitly.

"Okay, Yue Chen, can you tell me what's going on with this kid next?" Mo Wan looked at Yue Chen and sat on the sofa.

"If I'm not mistaken, this kid is Jack the Ripper in Fate, you can't have kidnapped a child from the street and come back and force her to wear this sexy cos costume, right?"

Mo Wan covered his mouth and laughed: "I didn't expect you to have this kind of hobby, perverted young girl control, no, and forced the girl to call you "Mom", it should be a ghost mother, but you have to remember that the last three years are the highest death sentence." ”

"That's a new term that came out of nowhere." Yue Chen scratched his head helplessly, "Anyway, although I am very grateful to you for helping me appease Jack, can I stop asking about this matter?" It's more complicated. ”

"It's okay, I have time to listen to your explanation." Mo Wan approached Yue Chen with a smiling face, and there was a feeling that Yue Chen would castrate him if he didn't explain honestly.

"You know, Yue Chen, if Miss Ben hadn't come to the rescue, the neighbors near you would have called the police." Mo Wan tilted his head and made a cute expression, "So, since your ugly behavior has been discovered, you should be honest." ”

"Put away your dangerous smile." Yue Chen said with a headache, "Don't worry, Jack is ...... Well, a distant relative of mine ......"

"Clean! You don't have such a distant relative at all, when I haven't investigated? Mo Wan slapped the table and took out a data sheet.

"Yue Chen, gender male, parents go out to work and travel around the world all year round, send back 5,000 to 10,000 living expenses every month, live in a suburban villa area, family property one-story double-storey villa with a small garden and an ordinary private car and a mountain bike, I stay at home all the year round to study house culture, one of the famous game strategy players and ACG critics on the Internet, by the way, my favorite book painter is Mizulong Kei and Shen Wuyue Genshi, and my favorite Japanese action movie actress is Unomiya ......"

"Stop!"

Yue Chen snatched the data sheet, which did record all the details related to Yue Chen, and some of the details that his parents or even himself had not paid attention to!

"Where did you get this!?" Yue Chen tore it to shreds, "Let's say it's okay not to drive a dark car, so please don't say something that is inappropriate for children, what if someone below asks to drive!" ”

"Hey, it's boring." Mo Wan pouted, and then smiled, "In short, you just need to know that it is useless to lie in front of me, although I haven't read all your information, but at least we have a clear understanding of interpersonal relationships." ”

"I have a feeling of being targeted by voyeurism." Yue Chen sighed, "So I said that this is not something you can manage, don't worry, it will be fine." ”

"Why can't you care? Abducting underage girls and violating the human rights of underage girls is definitely a three-year minimum and a maximum death sentence, I didn't lie to you. ”

Yue Chen was suddenly unable to speak, and said shamefully: "Where did you think of going, eldest lady————"

However, at this moment, the crisp sound of the doorbell pierced the ears of the two.

"Someone? Who could it be? With doubts on his head, Yue Chen opened the door under Mo Wan's gaze.

"Lord...... Lord ......"

Walking in from outside the door, a girl in a white dress, like a princess, looked at Yue Chen timidly, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she lowered her head like a big and nadeshiko.

At this moment, Mo Shizuku's lazy voice sounded in Yue Chen's mind: "Dear, your express Miss Jing Jing has arrived, please pay attention to sign for it." ”

Yue Chen silently raised his head and met his quiet and affectionate eyes.

At the same time, a gloomy laugh came from behind Yue Chen: "Hehehehehe~ Yue Chen, what's going on with this girl~ Can you please explain~?" ”

Yue Chen looked at Mo Wan, who seemed to have a black aura behind him, and in his heart, he couldn't express his mood at this moment except for lying in the groove

Moszuku, you count me!!!