Normally, SRT classes are synonymous with excellence, but this time it's a little different.

The only class in the afternoon: history class, with a good face and a great figure, she is a rare female teacher who combines the attributes of black silk temptation, black long straight, and half-familiar: Ding Bing, looking at the students in front of her, has an urge to cry.

"In what year did the Tianyuan Era start to be counted?"

She asked such a simple question, yet the students below ......

"The first year of Tianyuan!"

"000 years!"

"I wasn't born at the time, I don't know."

It's obviously an elite SRT class, but it's all idiots! Teacher Bai Bing is very sad, very frustrated, very emotional, and desperate! I want to cry, woo woo woo.

"I was a little happy to hear that I was assigned to the SRT class, but what kind of people are in this year's SRT class, why did I encounter this kind of thing in the first year of my teaching career, why am I always the unlucky person, I know that people like me are not suitable to be teachers at all, and they will be students for Mao!"

Teacher Ding Bing was going crazy, and he fully felt what despair was.

I saw a muscle armor named Yin Qilei with an excited face: "Teacher, teacher! I know! The first year of the Celestial Yuan was the year we announced the establishment of a human government underground! ”

"Uh, that's right, but can you not pose next time you answer the question?"

"Yes, Teacher!" Yin Qilei withdrew the bodybuilding Pose and sat down with a red face.

Ding Bing looked at the textbook in his hand and hesitated again: "The next content is the offensive route of aliens attacking the earth, but this question is too difficult for the level of this class, so change the question......"

However, she found that the whole class was pressing herself with an idiotic expression of "that's a god", and she realized: Did I say it? Really said it? Oh no, it's over, no one knows about such a difficult question, it's going to be cold, who will save me, even if it's an idiot class, there will always be a slightly smarter ......

When his heart was extremely entangled, Ding Bing's sad brows suddenly stretched, and he looked at the boy who was raising his hand at the seat at the door like a desert meeting an oasis. The only one in the class who passed the official exam to enter the school, and he is still the head of the grade, so this kind of basic problem is completely difficult for him.

At that moment, Yi Ersan was half as handsome as Prince Charming in Ding Bing's eyes!

"Yi two three? Schoolmate? Looking at the seating chart on the table, Ding Bing was a little incredulous about the numbers he saw, "Please talk about it, don't be reluctant." ”

Yi Ersan was expected by the beautiful teacher as expected, and of course he would behave well: "In 87 BC, the Gu Xingren fleet landed in the eastern part of North America, and destroyed the strongest country on the earth at that time: the United States, and then the troops divided into two routes, one along the south of North and South America, and the other across the Atlantic Ocean to Europe and attack all the way east. A month later, the Guxing people entered the Xinjiang region and defeated our country's 1 million defense troops in three days, just as they were preparing to drive straight in, the Guxing people were divided internally, and the two forces fought a civil war in the Saharan region of Africa for nearly three months. During the Guxing Civil War, our country moved personnel and materials into underground strategic missile tunnels in various mountainous areas. However, in the ensuing war, only the southeastern underground tunnel survived, and eventually developed into a base for human beings to resist alien enslavement, and in the first year of the Tengen Dynasty, a new government was announced underground, and since then mankind has been completely cut off from the overworld ......"

"Enough is enough, there is no need to go into such detail." Ding Bing was shocked by this classmate's answer: Sure enough, even if it is an idiot class, there are still top students! Especially in the contrast of so many idiots.

"North American porridge? What kind of porridge is that? ”

"Aren't we the strongest country? And there is only one country in the world. ”

"It's so weak to perish in a month."

"Is Xinjiang a type of ginger?"

"What kind of salad is the Sahara? Isn't it delicious?"

……

This touching IQ, the three people in this classroom want to cry at the same time: for Mao I will be in this class.

The three people were: Teacher Ding Bing, the chief of the freshmen, Yi Ersan, and the calm classmates who blushed and pretended not to know these second goods behind them.

Modern history is the first class of all first-year freshmen in schools, whether it is elementary or middle school, even in college, the first class is modern history, even kindergarten children, more or less will know some about it. In other words, there are 13 guys in this classroom who are not even as good as the little ghosts in kindergarten.

This meeting is exactly the same as the proverb says: to tell history to Koreans - to ask for hardship.

After class, as soon as Teacher Ding Bing returned to the office, the director greeted her gently, but the shining brain made Ding Bing feel a chill.

The dean said, "Xiaoding, how did you feel on the first day of class? ”

"Uh...... Not bad. ”

"Haha, that's good, I'm optimistic about you to let you go to the most important SRT class, don't live up to my expectations."

"Okay, okay."

"Young people just have self-confidence, and since that's the case, then I'll get straight to the point. The above asked us to improve the cultural performance of this SRT class, and you are the teacher of history and literature, so naturally you are the only one. ”

Ding Bing's face suddenly stiffened.

"Don't worry, as long as they are up to the standard of ordinary students, they are not demanding."

"......" Ding Bing's face was dehydrated and withered.

"There is no requirement to meet the level of the previous SRT class, which is already taking care of our practical difficulties, besides, aren't there two people in the class who have already met the standard? On the first day of school, 13.3% of all tasks were completed, which is gratifying and gratifying. ”

"......" Ding Bing was silent, and then broke out in the silence: "Ahhhh I'm quitting! ”

"Are you sure? I heard that your social contribution upgrade assessment ......"

Ding Bing's face was suddenly full of confidence: "Director, please rest assured!" I'll try! ”

"I knew you could do it, so I'm optimistic about you." The Dean of Education left with a smile on his face, the light of wisdom shining above his head.

A male teacher who was about to go to class passed by Ding Bing's side and patted her on the shoulder one by one: "If you need anything, just ask, we will help you." ”

"Then marry me home." Ding Bing's heart was like ashes.

"I'm sorry, I already have a wife."

"Stepping into the grave so early, are you sick in the head?"

"I can't help myself. Also, don't you think what you just said is rude? ”

"Oh, I'm sorry."

This young and handsome male teacher, named Liang Chenfei, has just the right amount of short black hair, even if he is wearing an ordinary shirt, he shows a temperament comparable to formal wear, and his handsome posture makes his black-framed glasses look chic, and he is very popular among female teachers and students in the school.

However, they are already married.

It's a pity, it's a pity.

In addition, the courses he taught turned out to be mathematics and engineering! It's a role model among science men!

But even if it's such a good person, when he meets a colleague who has a bit of a brain, he will still ......

"Teacher, XY is a god horse?" It was naturally Zhou Nan who asked this kind of question...... No, it's not Zhou Nan, it's Yuli, who is holding a lollipop!

You look pretty smart, but you're an idiot!

Well, this is just an isolated phenomenon, after all, there are quite a few people here who are proficient in mechanical and information technology.

But the level of mathematics of these people still surprised Mr. Liang Chenfei, who had obviously reduced the difficulty of the course to the level of the fifth grade of primary school.

"Fortunately, they are required to meet the cultural standards, otherwise I would have been unlucky." Liang Chenfei was so happy.

But after class, the dean's shining head appeared in front of the office again.

"Ah, Xiaoliang, I almost forgot, the ...... of this SRT class was asked above"

"Mathematics to be at the level of the average student?" Liang Chenfei was terrified.

"No, no, no."

Hearing this, Liang Chenfei breathed a sigh of relief.

"It is said that the construction of a modern army pays more attention to the cultivation of mathematics and other related foundations than culture, so we are required to train this SRT class to be an elite that is not inferior to any previous class."

“……”

"What's wrong?"

"Director, I resign."

"Xiao Liang, I am optimistic about you before I let you go to the most important SRT class, don't live up to my expectations, think about that beautiful wife of your family......"

Liang Chenfei broke out in a cold sweat: "Leave it to me, and you will not fail in your mission." ”

"That's good, that's good, hahaha." The head of the dean of education shone with a dazzling glow of wisdom and flew away.

Ding Bing patted Liang Chenfei's shoulder and comforted: "Mourning." ”

Liang Chenfei silently turned his head to look at Ding Bing, and the two of them burst into tears at the same time: What kind of sin did you create in your previous life.

So, on the first day of the SRT class, the story of the handsome guy and beautiful teacher who cried angrily spread the word.

———— publicly available information————

There are two types of staff in military schools: instructors and teachers.

"Teachers" are hired civilian people, non-military, and generally engaged in cultural education in non-military fields, such as Ding Bing and Liang Chenfei.

The "instructor" is an active-duty soldier who is responsible for directing military technical theory courses and all military training, and the hangover head teacher Xiang Dong is of this kind.