Chapter Seventy-Five: Harmony
In the evening, Uncle Jiu in Yizhuang asked Wen Cai on the side, "Wen Cai, it seems that Qiusheng has been a little sneaky recently, do you know what he is doing?" ”
Listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Zhu Kunming immediately thought of the female ghost who got involved with Qiusheng in the movie.
When Wen Cai heard it, he said, "I don't know! However, Qiusheng left in a hurry today, and forgot his coat here, so he should come back to get it later. ”
"When, when, when." Just when Uncle Nine wanted to speak, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Hearing the knock on the door, Zhu Kunming, who was about to go out to see Wu Zitong's experiment, made a gesture to everyone, and then got up and opened the door.
"Woo" Zhu Kunming, who had just opened the door, heard a bizarre wind, and with the sound of the wind, the peeping feeling when he went to buy glutinous rice appeared in Zhu Kunming's heart again.
"Pretending to be a ghost!" With Zhu Kunming's words, he kicked on the wooden door that was opened, and the wooden door received this angry blow and roared and shot outside.
With the sound of impact, the green grass moved without wind under the big tree that was hit by the wooden door. Looking at the grass that was bent over, Zhu Kunming sneered, and then turned into an afterimage and disappeared at the door.
"Where's it!" Zhu Kunming stood on the grass that had just been bent, looking around suspiciously. After saying this, Zhu Kunming felt the wind coming from behind him, and then sneered, "There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and you dare to come and pretend to be a ghost with me!" ”
"Ahh With a female scream, Zhu Kunming kicked in the air.
With an exclamation, a white woman appeared in front of Zhu Kunming's eyes, and then frowned and said, "I'm obviously invisible, how do you know that I'm behind you?" ”
Listening to the words in his ear, Zhu Kunming looked at the white-clothed female ghost in front of him, and said with a smile, "Hehe, your ability to treat me is fake!" As long as I don't get distracted, no wind or grass within thirty steps can escape my ears, let alone the yin wind that you ghosts bring with you when they appear. In my opinion, you lonely ghosts are the most useless, what else can you do except pretend to be ghosts one by one! ”
Hearing the contempt in Zhu Kunming's words, the woman in white glared angrily, and then made a move at Zhu Kunming with both hands, and said, "Dare to say such big things, I want to see what you are capable of." With the gesture of the female ghost, the wind around Zhu Kunming was loud, and a huge suction force appeared beside him.
Feeling the wind, Zhu Kunming just pressed down the corners of his flying clothes, and then said unmoved, "I can stand the lion's roar, you want to with this little wind!" I mean, you're so whimsical! Or are you taking me too seriously? While saying this, Zhu Kunming appeared beside the female ghost in a flash, and then swept towards the female ghost with one foot.
The ghost is a thing that people are afraid of three points, and he is afraid of seven points. It's not at all invisible, unrestrained, and unrestrained as people imagine. Otherwise, if it was really good to be a ghost, there wouldn't be so many ghosts who wanted to be reincarnated. So when Zhu Kunming's legs swept to the female ghost in white, the female ghost in white was directly swept out, and even the ghost body was blurred for a while.
"Spiritualism" With these words, the female ghost flew in the air and looked towards Zhu Kunming's eyes. Matching the eyes of the female ghost, Zhu Kunming's eyes flickered slightly, and then he regained his clarity in an instant.
"What's wrong? Is the thunder corpse coming? With the shout, the ninth uncle in Yizhuang rushed out. And after seeing Uncle Jiu, the female ghost in white glanced at Zhu Kunming unwillingly, and then turned into a voice and left.
Zhu Kunming looked at the sound of the female ghost turning into a ghost, pursed his lips disdainfully, and then said to Uncle Nine, "Uncle Nine is nothing, it's just some ghosts, not a thunder corpse." ”
"One, two, three, four, five, it's hard to be a ghost. Two, three, four, five, six, it's uncomfortable to be a ghost. Six, seven, eight, ninety, it's not worth being a ghost. With a burst of singing, Qiusheng rode his bicycle and drove quickly from a distance. After coming to everyone's side, Qiusheng parked the car beside Zhu Kunming, smiled at the two and said, "Master, why did you and Brother Zhu come out!" Did you come to greet me? ”
Listening to Qiusheng's words, Zhu Kunming replied in a low voice, "You kid be careful, that female ghost has found this place today, don't have a good time, this female companion will be taken away by your master." ”
Qiu Sheng couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this, and then whispered to Zhu Kunming, "How do you know about this?" You didn't tell me about my master and Wencai, Xiaomin, she's a ghost! ”
Listening to Qiusheng's words, Zhu Kunming said funny, "How come! I'm a very enlightened man. I just teased her today, and it turned out that this ghost is not very good! That is, it can scare ordinary people who are not firm in their minds, and the rest is not very good in terms of speed or strength, which makes me a little disappointed. ”
Hearing that the two of them had made a move, Qiusheng asked with a tense face, "You didn't hurt her, did you?" After seeing Zhu Kunming shaking his head, Qiu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Xiaomin is very pitiful, you are not allowed to bully her in the future!" ”
"Jump, jump, let's jump." Just when the two of them were talking in a whisper, with the shouting, the four-eyed Taoist who took another business order, with the new guest, appeared in everyone's sight, and shouted to the ninth uncle outside the door, "What are you all doing here?" With these words, the four-eyed Taoist who saw the door being demolished said to the ninth uncle with a look of surprise, "No! I've only been gone for a few days, and you're going to change the door, senior brother! ”
Hearing this, Uncle Nine looked at the bare doorpost by the wall suspiciously, and then exclaimed, "Ah! Where's the door to my house! ”
Zhu Kunming looked at the side of the tree, the gate that had long been shattered to the ground, and was silent.
"Haha, hahahaha, two junior brothers, we haven't seen each other for a long time!" Just when Uncle Nine was looking for the door, with the sound of laughter, three figures appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
"Hmmm! Yi Feichi Second Senior Brother! Why did you arrive so early? The four-eyed chief, who was driving zombies into the yard, shouted happily as he watched the comer.
Yi Feichi listened and walked a few steps quickly, took the two apprentices to the side of the four-eyed Taoist, put his hand on his chest, pinched his hand, and said, "Senior Brother Chihiro, don't come to harm!" ”
Looking at Yi Feichi's gesture, the four-eyed Taoist quickly put aside the lotus lamp used to drive away zombies in his hand, and then put his hand on his lower abdomen, pinching and saying, "Senior brother Qianxun, I have seen senior brother Qianzhi." ”
Seeing the gesture of the four-eyed Taoist, Yi Feichi looked at his apprentice proudly, but when he saw that his two apprentices were stunned and didn't move, he scolded the two, "What are you still looking at!" Wait for your uncle to salute you? ”
"Ah, Uncle Shi is good." With the shouting, Xingbang and the two raised their hands above their heads, pinched their hands and bowed their heads and said.
"Well, my nephew is good." Saying this, the four-eyed Taoist directly took out the money bag on his waist.
Looking at the bulging money bag of the four-eyed Dao, Xingbang tapped the feet of the senior brother runner-up next to him with his toes. The runner-up on the side watched Xingbang's movements, and then after the two exchanged eyes, they nodded and knelt on the ground at the same time, saying, "Senior nephew, Xingbang, runner-up, Xie Qianxun's uncle's love." ”
"Well, good." The four-eyed leader smiled and nodded, then took his hand out of the money bag. And gave each of them a red jujube, "This is a wild jujube picked by Uncle Shi from the mountain, it is very sweet, you can taste it." ”
"Ahh Jujube! Looking at the bright red jujube in their hands, Xingbang and the two glanced at each other, showing helplessness.
Looking at the apprentices kneeling on the ground, all of them looked unwilling, Yi Feichi snatched the jujube over, and then threw the two of them into his mouth together, and said vaguely to the apprentice, "Why, I don't like to eat!" Then I, as a master, will help you. ”
"Ahh It's not good for the master to do this! Seeing that the jujubes that they had even kneeled in exchange for were snatched away by their own masters, the heads of Xingbang and the others couldn't help but become lower.
When Uncle Jiu, who was a little unhappy because he couldn't find his own door, after seeing Yi Feichi's actions, he couldn't help but say to Yi Feichi, who kept saying delicious, and reprimanded, "Being a master is still not a good thing all day long, no wonder you haven't grown at all over the years." ”
After saying this, Uncle Nine didn't care about Yi Feichi, whose face was dark, but picked up Xingbang and the two, and said with a smile, "The two nephews haven't seen each other for a long time, let's go, Uncle Shi will make zombie chickens for you to eat." ”
Zhu Kunming looked at the harmonious scene in front of him, smiled, and then gave up and left for Wu Zitong's plan.