Chapter 295: Two Immortal True Bodies
I glanced up at my dad and said in my heart, I am not only the grandson of Bai Xiangu, I am also your son
At this time, my dad was wearing a black robe, wearing a black pointed hat, holding a mourning stick in his right hand, holding a paper chain in his left hand, and his body was my dad's body, but the demeanor and tone of his speech were not at all different from my dad. Read the full text of the latest chapter
Wang Sihe spoke at this time, and he was also girly, "Bai Xiangu, your grandson is not easy to raise when he is a child."
I was stunned, I don't think I've heard this anywhere I turned my head and glanced at Wang Sihe again, Wang Sihe looked similar to my dad at this time, white robes, white pointed hats, and mourning sticks, but the one in his left hand was different from my dad's, my dad was holding a paper chain, and he was holding a spirit flag.
Grandma hurriedly smiled at Wang Sihe and said, "It's nothing, I just loved to cry when I was a child." ”
"It's not just about crying" My dad tilted his head to look at me, his expression was like a girl, but his face was my dad's face, looking at the awkward and embarrassed way he called me a son.
Grandma's face straightened slightly when she heard this, and she said, "Two immortals, don't talk about my grandson, let's get down to business." ”
My dad bowed slightly, and Wang Sihe said, "Then ask Bai Xiangu to lead the way for our sisters, but you'd better not bring this grandson." ”
Grandma glanced at me, looked a little embarrassed, came over and touched my head, and said, "Huanghe, grandma originally wanted to take you to see and see, but the fairy family disagreed, be obedient, go home." ”
Feelings, I waited for most of the night in the wind and snow, and finally waited for a "go home" I looked at my grandmother, showing a pitiful grievance, and said in my heart, great, I have long wanted to go back, I asked my grandmother with a very aggrieved face: "Grandma, that, can I eat the things on the table?"
When my grandmother heard this, her face looked embarrassed again, she touched my head again, looked at my father and Wang Sihe beside me, and stopped talking. Wang Sihe spoke at this time, "Eat, it's okay, those fruits and meat are canned, you can eat them, and those fried flowers by your grandmother are not allowed to move, we don't like mortal saliva." ”
Grandma immediately smiled at Wang Sihe and said to me, "I heard what the fairy family said, go ahead." ”
"Hmm" I hurriedly replied and ran away.
Behind me, my father's and mother's voices came, "Children are children, they know how to eat and play, Bai Xiangu, this monster in your family has to be trained well."
You're a monster
I ran back to the house in one breath, fortunately the courtyard door was hidden, I pushed the door open and I entered the courtyard, at this time, the offering table in the courtyard was gone, the whole was dark, I glanced at the east house, it is estimated that my mother and brother have slept. complete works
Close the courtyard door, walk into the hall and turn on the light, I am happy, the offering table is in the house, it is estimated that the two immortals moved into the house, and the delicious food on it is the same.
I swallowed and looked at the food on it one by one, roast chicken, beef, canned fish, sugar cake, and vegetable corners
As soon as I turned around and went out of the hall, I came to the door of the east room and pushed the door, and the door came back from the inside, and I shouted as I banged on the door. Maybe because there was something going on at home, my mother didn't sleep in the porcelain, and after shouting twice, the lights in the house turned on, and then my mother asked me inside, "The rituals are all done"
I replied, "It's done." ”
"What about your dad?"
I thought about it and said, "My dad and grandma went to the bottom of the highway, and my grandma told me to come back first, my dad maybe" Before I finished speaking, my mom opened the door with her clothes on, and I stepped into the house, and my mom asked me again: "Then why don't you sleep yet?"
I said, "I want you to go and eat something delicious, and my grandmother said I can eat it." ”
My mom turned her head to look at the clock in the house, and I looked at it, and it was half past eleven. My mother said, "It's almost twelve o'clock and I haven't slept yet, so I know how to eat, and I'll eat tomorrow." ”
I glanced at my mom and didn't dare to say anything more, so I would eat again tomorrow. I drooped my head back to the hall, and the tempting smell of the food on the table made me look at them, and before I knew it, my stomach gurgled in cooperation.
I went to the table and sniffed them side by side, swallowing several mouthfuls of saliva, but I didn't stretch out my hand, I turned around, and walked towards my bed, and struggled very much, and turned back after two steps, and when I walked to the bed and turned back, I was startled, and my hair almost didn't stand up, and I saw two pairs of green eyes under the table
My heart beat faster, there was no light under the table, it was dark and dark, and those two pairs of eyes were like four ghost fires, faint
After seeing how many glances I could, I took a deep breath and walked towards the table with courage, fearing that the two things would suddenly come out and bite me, so I bowed down and put on a posture as if I were facing a great enemy.
I took two steps towards the offering table and saw clearly, there were two dogs lying under the table, but their heads were not as big as dogs, similar to those vegetable dogs in the village, but not as solid as vegetable dogs, the body was thin and the tail was particularly large, and then two steps closer to see, and the weasel was completely clear
We've got a lot of weasels here, but this is the first time I've seen them as big as dogs. I stomped on the ground with a "tom", ordinary small animals, you just need to stomp on the ground, you can immediately scare them and jump, some timid directly scared to pee. But now I stomped down, and the two weasels under the table didn't move, looking like they didn't care.
If I can't scare others, I should be bottomless, I saw that the two of them were not afraid, and my heart suddenly became furious, and I didn't dare to go to them again, so I retreated to the side of the bed and reads;. There are bamboo poles and sticks under my bed, which my mother used to build a bean rack, and put the beans in the vegetable field in late spring and early summer, and put them away under my bed in the fall.
Holding on to the edge of the bed, I slowly crouched down and reached under the bed, but my eyes didn't look under the bed, staring at the two weasels under the table.
Dogs, wolves, including foxes and weasels, these beasts are natural hunters, and when confronting them, they must not turn around, and they cannot even move their eyes. For example, if you encounter a dog on the road, and you want to pick up a rock on the ground and throw it at it, when you go to get the rock, you have to keep your eyes on it, and if you look down, it is likely to take advantage of the situation and pounce on it. Some beasts can also read minds, and when you show timidity in your heart, your eyes will come out, causing the morale of the people on their side to soar, and they have to pounce on you.
I felt a stick from under the bed, which was thinner than my wrist, and when I slowly pulled it out, I stood up, and the two weasels under the table were still motionless.
Holding the stick in both hands, I became a little bolder, and walked cautiously towards the offering table, and when I reached a certain distance, I felt that the stick could hold the two things, and I poked the head of the stick at them.
What I didn't expect was that I actually stabbed one of them with a stick, and the two guys didn't even dodge, and I stabbed them a few times one by one, and they didn't react at all, so they got up and tossed twice. The wooden stick stabbed them soft, very fleshy, I immediately wondered, could it be that the eyes of two dead weasels but dead weasels were so bright
It's rare for a weasel to run around the house under the table, and its eyes are still bright and motionless, which is so weird that I feel a little numb in my scalp. I retreated to my bedside, and there was a flashlight next to my pillow, and I took a stick in one hand and a flashlight in the other, and turned on the flashlight and shone it under the table, and it was indeed two weasels, and they were two old weasels who had grown for an unknown number of years, and the beards on their mouths and the eyebrows on their eyes were white.
At this time, I found that there was a wooden sign next to the two weasels, the sign was standing, just now because it was too dark under the table has not been found, at this time I used a flashlight, the sign was actually written with words, written in chalk, it said: "Do not touch these two immortals", it seems that my grandmother wrote, I was stunned, these two white-bearded weasels are two immortals
The wooden stick in my hand fell to the ground, my heart sank, it was broken, the two immortals attached to my father and Wang Sihe, it is estimated that they are these two weasels, they are leaving their bodies, and their souls are attached to my father and Wang Sihe, if my grandmother knows that I stabbed the fairy family with a wooden stick, the consequences are very serious, and listening to their words, it should be the two passing fairies I bumped into at the T-junction outside the village, and their voices were like two very beautiful fairies, almost did not arouse my reverie as a precocious boy, Unexpectedly, it was two weasels who were settling the scenery and reads;.
I stooped down and picked up the stick from the ground, and when I put it under the bed, I took off my clothes and went to bed, and when I took off my shirt, I took off my pants, and when my pants were halfway off, I couldn't help but turn my head and look under the table again, and I saw that the two weasels were still staring at me with their eyes shining.
I sniffed twice, I took off my pants and showed my little, and the two female weasels were lying under the table and looking at them with their eyes shining, why did they feel so uncomfortable.
I put my pants back on, walked over and crouched under the table to give them both a position, then undressed and turned off the lights to sleep.
I don't know how long I slept, I suddenly felt cold, as if someone had lifted the quilt for me, I opened my eyes in a daze, the lights in the room were on, dazzling flowers, next to my bed, there was a figure standing, I raised my hand and rubbed my eyes to look at it, it was grandma, with sleepiness to grandma said: "Grandma, you are back." ”
My voice didn't fall, and my grandmother asked me sharply, "Who told you to move them?"
I didn't understand what my grandmother meant for a while, so I asked back: "What are you moving?"
Grandma said again: "The two immortals under the table, didn't I write a sign, what are you doing with them?" ”
As soon as I heard my grandmother's words, I immediately felt less sleepy, sat up from the bed, pulled the quilt back on my body, and said slowly: "When I undressed, they stared at me, so I turned them in a position, face to face, and told them to see themselves." ”
"You, you unlucky boy" Grandma raised her hand suddenly, and when I saw that she was going to beat me, she quickly covered her head and got into the bed.
"Come out," Grandma lifted the quilt for me again, "Put on your clothes and kowtow to the two immortals to make amends." With that, my grandmother took my quilt away for me.
I saw that I couldn't get up anymore, so I slowly got up from the bed and got dressed, and my grandmother walked into the back room at this time and didn't know what to do.
I walked over to the offering table, rubbed my eyes, and looked down at the bottom of the offering table, and the two weasels were gone. I was suddenly happy in my heart, so I didn't have to kowtow to them to make amends, and I asked my grandmother to go back to the quilt and lie on the bed and sleep, and when I turned around, my mother, I suddenly gasped