Oops,.

Is it really a deceitful corpse?

Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang......

The sound of hitting the coffin board was getting louder and louder, so loud that I felt a little uncomfortable, and at this time, I suddenly remembered that I was not fighting alone...... Right! I still have Yan Ruofei!

I took a few deep breaths, and then I looked at Yan Ruofei wrapped in the quilt, I didn't look at it, I almost me off when I saw it, this person was still snoring and sleeping!

At this critical time, she slept heavier than a dead pig, looking like she was not afraid of boiling water, I pulled her tightly wrapped quilt a few times, she didn't react, I pulled and shake, made her several times, didn't wake up, made me angry directly, kicked at her, but I didn't expect this guy to wake up.

How deep do you sleep?

Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang......

The coffin board was thumping again, and I could faintly see that the whole coffin was shaking regularly, and I was so careful that I was really anxious.

In the midst of danger, it's time to show my intelligence, my eyes rolled, I had a plan, took a deep breath, kissed her somewhat dry lips fiercely, and in less than ten seconds, this guy woke up.

When she opened her eyes, she suddenly saw that I was kissing her lips with a look of disgust, and suddenly a more disgusted expression appeared on her face, and she kicked me away, looking at the posture, and the slap had to slap my face.

I reacted quite quickly, jumped to the side, dodged her slap, and kicked her to the coffin, when I heard a bang, Yan Ruofei slammed into the coffin.

Yan Ruofei couldn't do it, so he took off the hairpin on his head, clamped the skirt, and was about to fight with me, I pouted, and then pointed to the coffin that was shaking.

The coffin was also a match, and it still made a thumping sound as always.

"Why is this coffin still wobbling?"

She froze for a moment and asked me what was going on.

I could only give her a roll of my eyes helplessly, saying that I didn't know, after all, this was my first time doing a mission.

Yan Ruofei bit her lip, nodded, ran to the coffin quickly, watched for a while, then ran back, took my hand, dragged me to the coffin, climbed up the coffin first, and sat down.

"It's not a way for this coffin to keep ringing like this, you come up first, if you wake up Wang Xuedong, it won't be easy to do."

I thought the same, jumped up, and sat down on the other side of the coffin.

Even as we sat in the coffin, the coffin was still shaking there, and the thumping sound inside made me a little uncomfortable, to be honest.

I looked at Yan Ruofei, who was like an outsider, and asked very hopefully: "Did your master tell you that if you encounter this kind of situation where you fall into the dung pit and die when you collect the corpse, you are still reluctant to leave, and you still have to cheat the corpse?"

After all, this old lady's first time cheating the corpse was just a farce made by me and Wang Di, is it really a deceitful corpse?

It wouldn't be so unlucky, would it?

Just when I still had the last glimmer of hope for Yan Ruofei, I didn't expect this person to look at me with a righteous face, and put all the responsibility on me, leaving the responsibility cleaner than her face.

She said that her Taoism was not yet beginner, that she had never been exposed to the business of collecting corpses, and that she could only do some accounting-related work before she met me.

The reason is ......

Her master only taught her how to tell fortunes......

I can only ...... about this

Oops,.

Things have come to this point, what else can be done?

We can only press this coffin first, and then talk about it when we can't hold it down, it is less than two hours before dawn, and when the time comes, the two of us will just run away.

The two of us sat on top of the coffin for a while, and we felt dizzy and feeling like motion sickness.

The coffin made a thumping sound, back and forth, shaking without any regularity, and at this moment, the remains that I had managed to stick together and put on the offering table, for some reason, actually fell to the ground with a click.

As soon as there was a crisp click, I was able to launch, and I jumped off the coffin at once, and as soon as I jumped down, my face turned pale all of a sudden, something bad......

The coffin was still shaking, but losing my suppression, there was more Yan Ruofei's extra weight on the corner of the coffin, and the coffin's center of gravity was unstable, making a loud sound, like a mountain collapsing, and under my stunned gaze, the coffin fell down......

"Ahh

Yan Ruofei, who was at a loss on the coffin, fell off the coffin with a bang, and let out a painful hiss, but then very sensibly snuffed out the howl in his throat.

She walked up to me and punched me in the belly, looking at me very frantically: "Look at what you've done, you can't do anything badly, what should I do now?" ”

How would I know?

But now the situation is very bad is Yan Ruofei's scream, and the loud sound of the coffin falling to the ground, I am afraid that it has attracted the attention of many people......

Sure enough, before the two of us could discuss countermeasures, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the door......

In the next moment, Wang Xuedong's big head appeared outside the mourning hall.

As soon as he saw us standing on one side and the coffin that had turned on the vibration mode on the other side, the majestic BUFF dissipated instantly, and his eyes were still looking at the coffin that kept vibrating, obviously frightened.

He looked at the coffin for a while, hurried up to me, and asked me what had happened.

I don't know what's going on.

After this time, Yan Ruofei spoke: "We were on vigil, the coffin shook, and finally collapsed, according to what my master said, this should be because the old lady is too hard in the world, and wants to reincarnate as soon as possible, you keep dragging it like this, she is uncomfortable, according to me, one will be taken and buried now, the sooner the better." ”

Wang Xuedong glanced at me, the meaning of the inquiry was very obvious, I just wanted to nod, Wang Di suddenly spoke in my consciousness: "Master, there is a declining yang energy in the coffin. ”

How can a dead person have yang energy?

I was puzzled and thought about it for a long time, I didn't know what was going on, and Yan Ruofei on the side had been encouraging Wang Xuedong to let her mother enter the ground as soon as possible, the sooner the better, while Wang Xuedong looked at me with blank eyes, waiting for me to speak.

Yang ......

Still decaying?

My mind is constantly running, and yang energy is only available to living people......

Wait a minute......

Yang ...... Living......

Oops,.

This old lady is still alive!