With a calm heart, Yi Ersan couldn't guess it since he was a child, and he couldn't even guess it at all. She can do extremely gentle comforting with a blank face, or she can do teasing things with a blank face.

After the haunting class, the hangover teacher reverted to a puddle of mud, yawned, and said, "You can discuss the matter of forming a team by yourself, and the teacher will go back to sleep first." Then he dragged his weak body, barely managed to maintain his balance behind the door frame, and staggered out of the classroom.

“……”

The whole classroom was silent: Teacher, you are so awesome, does the principal know?

On the podium, calmly arranged the relevant class affairs in place of the hangover class teacher, and the photos and simple information of the fifteen members of the class were projected behind him.

"Before forming a team, everyone should get acquainted with each other, and everyone should introduce themselves according to their student numbers," and then calmly looked at Yi Ersan, who was sitting upright, with cockroach-like eyes, "The chief pervert raised his head. ”

"Hahahaha!" Burst into laughter.

Especially Zhou Nan, who laughed so much that people turned their backs: "Chief pervert, ahahaha!" ”

Yi Ersan stood up obediently: "Class leader, my name is Yi Ersan !" ”

"I know, but I personally think that both the words 'chief' and 'pervert' have a strong deterrent power, and the name chief pervert is more suitable for you."

"I protest!"

"Protests are ineffective."

"I refuse to introduce myself!"

"The chief pervert is the chief of this year's freshmen, and he is a great person with a high reputation in the pervert world. The basic introduction of the chief pervert classmate is over, and the next classmate. ”

"You don't have that!"

Calm completely ignored Yi Ersan's protests, and continued: "The person with the student number 02 is me, my name is Calm, I was originally subordinate to the 37th Regiment of the 13th Division of the Fifth Army of the Central Military Region, and I was an immature sword soldier before I temporarily retired, I hope you will take care of me." Done, next. ”

Bai Hua stood up and said, "My name is ......."

Calm immediately interjected: "He is the roommate of the chief pervert classmate, because he has a very high status in the Lolita control world, so everyone just calls him the chief Lolita." ”

"Hey! You're going to kill them all! Bai Hua immediately protested.

"Didn't you just take a look! You don't have it anyway! Yi Ersan also protested.

Calm still kept his composure, did not shoot, but silently walked to locker 02 behind the classroom, then opened the cabinet and silently carried out the rocket launcher.

Yi Ersan immediately apologized: "I'm very sorry! I accidentally crashed into the dormitory of my calm classmate, and now I think back to the perfect and graceful posture of my calm classmate, and I feel ashamed of being a ju breast controller in the past! The body of a calm classmate is more tempting than all juu breasts! ”

Bai Hua covered her head helplessly on the side: "Will you praise people, this will only make her more ...... What the! ”

I saw a calm red face and put down the rocket artillery: It was a confession just now, it was a confession, it was definitely a confession!

Then, blushing in shame, she raised her pistol towards Yi Ersan with her eyes closed.

"Hey, hey, hey! Help me! ”

Bang bang bang......

Calmly pouted and blushed: "Since this is your true thoughts, then I will forgive you." ”

Yi Ersan was so frightened that he stuck to the wall, and several bullet holes around him were still smoking: "What you say is completely different from what you do, hey!" ”

Yi Ersan began to wonder: The eye contact just now, could it be that I was overconscious? Calm down, no matter how you look at this guy, she is just a woman with a paralyzed face on the surface and a black belly in her heart!

Calm looked at Yi Ersan at this time, as if to say: Do you want to hear everything, saying that I am funny? Do you want to die?

Yi Ersan was so frightened that he immediately retracted his neck,

calmly returned to the podium, but the blush on his face had not disappeared: "The student number 04 below introduces himself. ”

Student number 04 is the biggest rich and handsome man in the class: Qin Feng. "My name is Qin Feng, I originally belonged to the 17th Regiment of the 6th Division of the Third Army of the Northern Army, I am the runner-up of the all-army sword competition, and I am also the eternal opponent of the chief pervert!"

"Holy! Stop playing this meme! You bastard! Yi Ersan protested again.

"Yi two three! Let's due! If you win, I'll let this meme go! ”

"I refuse!"

"Think about it!"

"Still refuse! How attached you are to me! Are you a! ”

"Only by defeating you can I go further and see the other side!"

"Defeat yourself!"

Calmly ignoring the quarrel between the two, with a cold face, he said calmly: "Next." ”

Student number 05 is a short-haired man with black-rimmed glasses, medium height, who looks like a top student, however......

"My name is Lu Ling, I am from the 67th Regiment of the 23rd Division of the 8th Army of the Southern Military Region, and I am good at information and intelligence processing. You don't know, when I entered the army, I didn't know anything, if it wasn't for the old squad leader to teach me by hand, I wouldn't have come to this day, I am really very grateful to my old squad leader, although the old squad leader retired at the beginning of this year, but I ......"

"Classmate Lu Ling, let's talk about the point." Calmly reminded.

"Okay." Lu Ling turned to look at Bai Hua with extraordinary momentum, "I am here to declare war on Bai Hua!" I'm the chief lolicon! ”

"The ghost wants to compete with you for this title!" Bai Hua said excitedly. He was completely affected by Yi Er San today.

Lu Ling cleared his throat excitedly: "Since that's the case, then I'm the chief loli control." Since I represent the highest level of Lori's control world, I hereby solemnly make a sincere suggestion to Zhou Nan in this class. ”

When Zhou Nan heard his name, he subconsciously raised his head: "Huh? ”

Lu Ling immediately showed a perverted face: "Classmate Zhou Nan! Lori should have a double ponytail! Why keep your hair short! Short-haired Lori isn't cute at all! The double ponytail is Lori's powerful lethal equipment! ”

“……”

The class was silent.

Zhou Nan silently stepped down from his seat, walked quickly in front of Lu Ling, clenched his right fist and charged his waist with a punch, slammed the opponent's abdomen with a punch, and then silently returned to his seat.

Lu Ling curled up on the ground with his stomach covered, with a sense of satisfaction on his face: "Lori's fist, it's so cool~"

The whole class was immediately full of admiration for him: "He is worthy of being the man who claims to be the chief lolicon!" ”

Just from the self-introduction, you can see how unreliable this SRT class is, and then it is No. 06 who stands up, that is, the fat man who does push-ups behind Yi Ersan.

"My name is Dongfang Weiming, a professional swordsman! My dream is to lose 100 pounds! With that, he started doing push-ups again.

This size and profession are completely unworthy! What a troublesome name this is!

Yi Ersan turned around and asked, "How many catties are you now?" ”

"250 pounds!"

Yi Ersan burst into tears: "For your profession and name, come on!" ”

"Thank you."

A melee sword soldier and such a handsome name, but a dead fat man, it is simply ruined!

No. 07 is a bow-backed dead fish-eye on the opposite side of the sand table, and even the voice is lifeless: "My name is Jiang Han, I am a sword soldier, over." ”

"Jiang Han? You're not going to say anything more? Calmly reminded.

"Anyway, I'm not going to be friends with you, so there's nothing to say."

Is such a well-behaved person really fit to be a soldier? Or do you want to be a soldier in the SRT squad, a front-line combat unit that requires a high degree of cooperation? A cold sweat for his teammates.

"Okay, next." Calm and flat.

No. 08 is a 2-meter muscle giant behind the fat man, and his voice is quite bold: "My name is Chang Wu!" My childhood dream was to drive a giant humanoid robot! As a result, I grew too tall, so I had to become an armorer, but I have good skills, and I have technical work such as refrigerators and microwave ovens in armored vehicles, so whoever needs them in the future can come to me! ”

"Nobody would have that stuff in an armored car." Everyone complained silently, but they didn't dare to say it, after all, the opponent's size was a little scary.

No. 09 is just as strong, but not as tall as Chang Wu. "My name is Yin Qilei, I am a sword soldier, and I also know about armaments, although I can't modify refrigerators and microwave ovens, but I have successfully installed a TV set in an armored car, and those who need it come to me. Also, Chang Wu, how about we go to the gym together after class? ”

Everyone complained silently: the TV is useless compared to the refrigerator and microwave oven.

No. 10 was the shoulder-length curly-haired girl in the penultimate seat of the first row, and she smiled lively: "Chang Wu and Yin Qilei, the skills of the two of you are too useless, mine will definitely not be needed." ”

Yi Ersan : I'll go, this girl doesn't know how to look at the atmosphere!

But fortunately, those two men have a good temper.

"My name is still Yuli, and I come from the same unit as Jingjing, and I used to be a sniper, and I like all things nice and cute. Also, I have a habit of sleepwalking, if anyone dares to pay attention quietly, be careful of being sniped by me while sleepwalking, hehe. ”

Yi Ersan couldn't help but shudder.

Number 11 is the yellow-haired hedgehog head sleeping in the penultimate row......

Calmly ignored: "His name is Guan Ju, the next one." ”

No. 12 is a single ponytail glasses lady in the back seat of Yuli, who looks very quiet: "That, my name is Lu Ming, I was originally an armorer, and my hobby is to make jewelry box crafts from waste parts." ”

It's so cute~

Number 13 is the boy next to Luming? Girl? No matter, it must be a boy who is so cute! The boy said shyly: "Hello everyone, my name is Han Yi, I am studying information technology, from @#¥%%¥#@......"

Because the sound is too small, the back is completely inaudible.

Then Zhou Nan stood up.

"My name is Zhou Nan, I am the trump card of the trump cards, and none of you present are my opponents. On the day of my retirement, I also went 1v1 and killed an Asuro in two moves. ”

Yi Ersan and Bai Hua couldn't help but sigh: It is worthy of Nannan, and his appearance is domineering.

Calmly asked: "No one, let's prepare the team into groups, and everyone will discuss it by themselves." ”

In the last row of "that ......," a simple passer-by stood up, "I haven't introduced it yet, my name is ......"

However, the audience was so noisy that no one noticed that he was standing up......

"Okay, that's my introduction." He sat down with a sad muttering to himself.