は防§詩§LV The following is a typo, according to the pinyin, Bai Du = Bidu to shrimp = Yixi hey = нèì Yan = Yan brother = ge tube = guan chop = kan drunk = zui letter = xin Zhang = zhang street = jie I saw that Zheng Long also maintained the standard yin and yang etiquette, and his tall body stood in front of the coffin, holding his forehead with both hands, looking up at the coffin, and closing his eyes reverently. [Ran^Text^Library] [ ] This Jiaqiu, don't look stout and powerful like a tyrant, but he is actually a person in the Yin and Yang Dao, which is really eye-catching.

I even vaguely felt that Zheng Long only came to Yunshan County before graduating from junior high school, and it was always okay to fight and cause trouble, and he became friends with Zhao Yuezheng; The Zhao family is arrogant in Chen Wei's eyes, but he has a good impression of Zheng Long, which must have a great hidden secret. How to say it, see it later!

I secretly opened my yin and yang eyes, wanting to examine a Zheng Long's three souls and seven spirits, and see which line he was practicing. As a result, under this inspection, my heart was suddenly shocked again.

The nest is obedient, I can't even see Zheng Long's three souls and seven spirits. There seemed to be a dark gray layer of energy on the surface of his body, which inadvertently stopped the temptation of my yin and yang eyes. What's the matter with this guy?

I couldn't give up, I took a deep breath, and my spirit urged the mysteries in my eyes as much as possible, and I could even feel that the reddish mysteries in my own transparency had swelled a little, shooting out two light waves of energy that were as faint as a gossamer, and my eyes seemed to explode. To the average person, I just have my eyes wide open.

Still fruitless, the power of the Xuan Soul could not penetrate Zheng Long's dark gray energy layer, and his three souls and seven spirits were still under strict protection. Luckily, the guy didn't realize anything. According to my estimate, if he notices it, a shock will probably hurt my eyeballs. The next chapter has been updated

At this time, I already felt the strength of Zheng Long, a tyrant. He is a friend and brother of mine, but I'm afraid it's a good opportunity for me, right?

Zheng Long didn't realize that I was secretly making yin and yang eyes, closed my eyes and faced the coffin for a full minute before he pronounced the words, and the low voice in his mouth sounded like a bell in the depths of the hollow: "Uncle Zhao, who knew that the second time we met was this ** scene?" I can't cry anymore, my tears are bitter and salty, and the taste is unpleasant. What's that?,I bought incense paper money today.,Who knows how to give the money and then answered a girl's call.,Turn around and leave the ghost market and go back to school.,I forgot to take it.,I remembered it halfway through.,I'm sorry to ......"

"That's right, you don't have any incense here, what kind of paper to burn, everything is simple! But don't worry, every year during the Qingming Festival and your sacrifice day, we will go to your grave, stand in front of your grave to report your academic performance, recite poems, and dance for you! ”

"Uncle Zhao, what's that...... Count the balls, I'm not talking nonsense. You go all the way, when you get over there, remember to bless us, study hard, hit the teacher every day, make a fortune early, marry Bai Fumei, and live a good life as a local tyrant! Hehe......"

After speaking, Zheng Long stroked the corners of his forehead with both hands, leaned back and leaned forward, bent down slightly, and made nine big gestures in a standard manner. In terms of the number of yin and yang rites, nine big strokes, that is the highest number of sincerity and supreme rites.

However, Zhao Yuezheng and I were already depressed when we heard it, and Sima Yourong's appearance was a little better, and he was relatively calm and stable. The old and young couples of the Wu family are also you look at me, I look at you, and I want to laugh!

Sure enough, Zheng Long, this guy is careless, a mouthful of dirt buns, it seems real and sincere, which makes people want to laugh, but they are also very emotional, and they unconsciously like this tyrant more.

After that, Zheng Long respectfully retreated three steps away, turned sideways, and turned to face us, still with a yin and yang etiquette, and did a beautiful job. At that time, Zhao Yuezheng asked Zheng Long if he had dinner, guess what this guy said?

Zheng Long slapped his head and roared loudly: "Oh, I'll go to his sister's hole!" When I left the county seat, Lao Tzu bought a box lunch. At that time, the rice was a little hot, so Lao Tzu walked over with it, thinking that it would be cold and eat again. Who knows, what is that, and forgets the ball while walking. By the time I remembered to eat it, it was hole-in-the-dark and cold. I still should eat it, I just took two bites, and the little brother who delivered the courier rode an electric horse and whined. The dog ball asked me where I was going, and then asked me to help deliver it, and gave me five dollars. I'm a real person, so I did a favor. Who knows how to pick up the box and forget the ball again when the lunch box on the ground is placed. So, brothers and sisters, grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am so hungry, do I have food and food? ”

After speaking, Zheng Long also covered his stomach, with a silly and bitter face, the last sentence was too cute, this is funny!

Zhao Yuezheng and I listened to it so much that our brains were sweating, and we once again understood the characteristics of Zheng Long, this guy is really not ordinary careless, he just took this and threw it like that. Sima Yourong listened to it next to him and was still so calm, obviously in a good state of mind.

The four members of the Wu family couldn't help listening to it anyway, and they were amused by Zheng Long's disgrace and rough words. Grandma Liao also immediately went to the kitchen to serve rice and asked Zheng Long to sit down and eat.

Zheng Long was big and weighed so much, he went down, the bench was rotten, and he fell to the ground and grinned in pain. He had no choice but to turn it over, pick up the bowl and stand to eat, and actually shouted bitterly: "Why is it cold rice again?" Will you have diarrhea? Oh, I see, you really should eat cold rice! Okay, I'll eat, I'll eat......"

As he spoke, Zheng Long glanced back at Zhao Yonggang's coffin, with a sudden look, and then slashed and ate like a hungry ghost.

How so? According to the number of yin and yang rituals, if you eat in front of the coffin, it is also served cold. There is a certain amount of physics in this theory. Hot food produces water vapor, the coffin is not nailed, but there are gaps, and the corpse is cold, which is easy to liquefy on the surface of the corpse and pollute the remains. The people of the loved ones all eat in front of the coffin, which is also a good etiquette. At least in the Zhao family, the servant surnamed Wu and the young master Zhao Yue are dining together in front of the coffin, which can be regarded as a consolation and loyalty to the old master!

In this way, Zheng Long, a careless tyrant, is still coarse and detailed, understands the reason, and the background of the Yin and Yang True Family is inevitable. His arrival has made the atmosphere here a lot more lively.

When Zheng Long was eating, Zhao Yuezheng went to his room with a wooden box, and then called the landline to call the police. Sima Yourong and I sat at the table and chatted with the Wu family father and son, while Grandma Liao and Aunt Liao left Zheng Long's food, took away the other dishes and chopsticks, and went to the kitchen to wash up.

Grandpa Wu smoked dry cigarettes, Uncle Wu smoked cigarettes, and asked me and Zheng Long if they smoked. I don't smoke, I'm definitely a good boy, so I refused, just chatting and drinking herbal tea. Zheng Long is different, he actually took a cigarette, smoked while eating and drinking soup, and drank two large glasses of liquor.

It is okay to smoke on top of the mourning hall, because cigarettes have the effect of warding off ghosts and evil spirits. So generally speaking, walking through some secluded and secluded places at night and walking with a cigarette is still very effective. The smoke of tobacco is the most sunny thing compared to the incense candle. Don't say that the price of cigarettes has risen, you are reluctant, safety is important!

After Zheng Long picked up eight bowls of cold rice in one go, we juniors went to Zhao Yuezheng's room together, leaving the Wu family to guard in the hall. Zhao Yuezheng's room is very clean, which is his usual feature, and the layout also implies the yin and yang formation, which has to surprise me that such a layout is from the hands of a master. Staying in a room like this is not going to be a ghost.

It was only after I sat down that I told me about the wooden box. On the spot, Zhao Yuezheng's face turned white with fright, and his head was sweating. Sima Yourong was very calm, and he was still looking at the wooden box.

Not to mention Zheng Long, he was so shocked that he flipped up, jumped onto Zhao Yuezheng's acacia plank bed, flew up the hanging mosquito nets, and then jumped on his feet and shouted: "My mother, little white face, who are you provoking and provoking?" I'm so scared! ”

When the words fell, there was a sudden "click" sound, and Zheng Long disappeared in front of our eyes. Because he stomped Zhao Yuezheng's bed, which had mosquito net racks and mosquito nets, Zheng Long was hidden inside.

This situation made Zhao Yuezheng and I laugh, and Sima Yourong also shook his head, smiling slightly, as if he was not smiling. It seems that as long as there is a tyrant, it is impossible not to go without some situation.

After a while, Zheng Long whined and shouted, "Why is this bed so unstrong" came out, and his head was also smashed by the bed frame, and he looked a little fierce and hideous, more like a tyrant, which made me and Zhao Yuezheng still couldn't help laughing.

Fortunately, Zheng Long glared at us, rubbed the bag on his head and scolded: "Laugh at the ball, haven't you seen the eldest girl get on the sedan chair once?" I said little white face, I found that after I met you, I was so lucky, what was it? ”

Zhao Yuezheng smiled and said, "Tyrant, don't talk about Brother Hua." You're not so lucky. It's not the first time you've been in a situation, is it? Remember when you came to our class, the first time you walked through the door, your pants were hung up by the doorknob, right? That situation is better than it is now, right? Hehe......"

As he spoke, Zhao Yuezheng laughed again. Zheng Long gritted his teeth, picked the back of his head, his face was red with embarrassment, his eyes fell on the wooden box, and said, "Don't talk about this ** thing, let's get down to business!" What the hell could send such a thing? ”

I immediately said seriously: "The people who want to deal with me seem to have great powers. Wherever I went, he delivered the parcel, and the box must have contained someone I knew, but I didn't know who it was this time. The box was supposed to be guarded by someone in the bureau, but he stole it out. So to say that this person is a person in the Yin and Yang Dao, I'm afraid it's not appropriate, because I haven't offended such an awesome. Then he can only be a ghost, and ......"

"Ghosts?!" Zhao Yuezheng and Zheng Long shouted in unison when they heard it.

Zheng Long stared at me with big bronze bell-like eyes: "Little white face, Brother Hua, master, you are really ...... It's a hell of a day...... Uh......"

Saying that, Zheng Long's neck stiffened, rolled his eyes, and fainted to the ground.

Sima and I were stunned, and looked at Zheng Long on the ground speechlessly. I said to Zhao Yuezheng: "What's the situation with him?" ”

Zhao Yuezheng disagreed, smiled, and said, "That's how he is." When I was a friend, I told him about some little ghosts, and every time I was scared. I heard him say that he was frightened when he was a child, and now he is habitually fainting, and he will be fine for a while. ”

I'm speechless, is this still a tyrant? But all he can say is, "When will he wake up?" ”

"Little white face, Benjun has woken up!" Zheng Long got up from the ground on the spot and smiled, "What the hell is not a ghost?" It's all side dishes in front of Benjun, kill and chop, pour some chili oil, come with two cloves of garlic, and don't spit out bones and burp after eating! ”

I was completely speechless, this guy fainted quickly, woke up faster, and the cowhide blew violently, as if suddenly he was too bold to do it.

At that moment, a cold voice sounded outside: "Zhang Yehua, we're here, let's take the box out!" ”

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