Chapter 11 Excuses
"Knock knock!"
Outside the door of Wang Che's house, the enthusiastic courier brother didn't know what was going on with the residents of this family, and he didn't hear anyone answer, so he knocked on the door harder, and shouted:
"Hey! There's someone in there, right? Hurry up and open the door! ”
Not long after he asked aloud, the door of No. 404 opened.
And the moment the door of this new world (fog) opened, a foul smell came from the surface......
The courier brother who was facing the door and the girl Xiaofang, who ran out from 403 to check the situation, covered their noses almost at the same time.
This smell is too strong, not only stinky and pungent, but also very disgusting, people who have a habit of cleanliness will probably spit it out directly at this time, compared to it, Xiang is not stinky, I really don't know how this smell came about.
Just as they were scolding, a figure gradually walked out from behind the door.
"Well, there's something going on in my house, it's not a big problem, it's going to be fixed right away."
An ordinary face emerged in the darkness, which was exactly what Wang Che originally looked like.
At this time, Wang Che had never thanked his parents so strongly, and he used to feel that the second elder had made himself more frustrated back then, but after the previous events, he felt that his ordinary appearance was already very good!
Ahem, although he is very excited and grateful, he still has to deal with the courier and Xiaofang first.
"Uh, may I ask you are Mr. Wang Che, right?" The dedicated courier forced the stench and entered the workflow, "I need you to sign the order here." ”
"Okay."
Wang Che quickly signed, handed the slip to the courier, and received the package containing the kidney treasure tablets from him, and then prepared to close the door.
The courier said that he was confused, he just knocked on the door for so long and didn't respond, and then suddenly opened the door again, and the smell was so stinky after opening the door, and finally he had to quickly close the door and go back, so he didn't open the door for ventilation?
In short, this customer is a little weird.
Of course, the courier brother has been through the wind and waves for a long time, and he is used to seeing all kinds of guests with quirks, as the so-called strange is not strange, he was surprised, and did not care too much, and prepared to leave after collecting the documents.
"Wang Che, wait a minute."
However, the courier brother didn't care about this, but Xiao Fang didn't plan to hide her curiosity, and asked directly: "Why is your room so smelly, and besides, what were you doing just now, it took so long to open the door." By the way, and what about those loud voices before? ”
"Well, that's right, didn't I watch that "Good Brother with a Runaway Brain" recently, and then found that the host ate canned herring, and said that it was the world's first smelly, and I suddenly wanted to eat a can (neurosis) after watching it, so I bought a few cans online. I just opened a can at home for breakfast, but I didn't expect it to be so smelly, it directly made me faint, and when I fainted, I also knocked down a lot of things, and the sound you heard may be that. ”
"As for how long it took to open the door, didn't I faint on the ground with a stinking smell? I hadn't heard any movement outside before, but then the knock on the door got louder and louder, which woke me up. ”
"Well, that's all there is to it."
After finishing speaking, Wang Che quickly shrank into the room and closed the door.
When Xiaofang saw this scene, she could only say a good and reasonable sentence, and then moved her mouth, wanting to say something, but seeing that the door of 404 had been closed, she still didn't say it in the end, so she had to return to 403 stupidly, and after that, she quickly forgot what she wanted to say.
After all, people are forgetful, not to mention such trivial things that have nothing to do with themselves, and they will only forget faster.
Actually, what Xiaofang wanted to say at the time was, why did Wang Che's house stink so much, and he didn't open the door for ventilation, wasn't he afraid of fainting from the smell again? Also, why did he answer so fluently? It's like a rehearsal of this Q&A in advance......
In fact, Wang Che really rehearsed this Q&A!
In the night when he was tied to the bed, Wang Che, who couldn't sleep, felt that it was really super boring to count sheep all the time, so he imagined the future in the middle of counting sheep and used this to motivate himself.
Among them, I thought of how to send the courier brother away if I could travel back home and change back to my original appearance.
Thinking of the setting in the game setting where the rotten and heartless people bleed pus all over their bodies and would emit a foul smell, and then thought about the unconscious frowning of some members of the Netheryin Sect who had not yet cultivated to their homes when they approached him, Wang Che thought of using canned herring as his excuse at that time.
Later, Wang Che traveled home and didn't do anything else, first decisively using the transformation function, not only because he wanted to suspend the mutation process of the heartless people, but also because
- He wanted to die of his body.
However, after the transformation was lifted, Wang Che, who had returned to normal people's sense of smell, was almost not stunned by the smell left by the heartless people in the house, but on the other hand, he was also more confident in his future deception plan.
That's right,It's worth mentioning that,This transformation ability also supports one-click dressing,According to the gate,Now after all, it's a harmonious society,Considering that it may transform into a variety of creatures in the future,Among them, giants and other creatures can't be said to be necessarily there.,It's inevitable to break the clothes.,Reveal some kind of indescribable dirt,In order to prevent this from happening,It's a one-click change of clothes when transforming.,Turn on the equipment function in the future.,You can also install the equipment card on the character in peacetime.,You can wear the pre-set equipment when you transform directly during the battle., It's very convenient.
So now Wang Che is wearing no bad clothes when he was a heartless person, but his own clothes...... This seems like nonsense......
In short, no matter what, Wang Che has become a normal human again, and he is not forced to be tied to the bed like before, and he can go out to receive couriers.
So, after recalling the words he thought of last night, he directly opened the door, took the kidney treasure, and smoothly sent the two people outside the door......
It's really gratifying, congratulations, congratulations.