Chapter 159: Talking in Sleep
Thirsty and hungry and frightened for several days, finally full, Xiao Hei pondered the boss's words, thought about how he should choose, and fell asleep before he knew it......
In a daze, Xiao Hei felt as if he had seen Linlin again, and tasted the delicious honey chicken wings, cream cakes, cookies, and sweet lollipops......
"Hey, hey, get up!"
Xiao Hei was woken up, and dimly saw that the client's kidnapper was holding a stick to stab it, Xiao Hei glared at him, and roared at him viciously, roaring ~~~
The kidnapper was obviously not frightened by Xiao Hei's momentum and didn't care at all, but his next sentence immediately made Xiao Hei's eyes widen. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Alright, alright, don't pretend to be a big cat, I know you can talk!"
"......" Xiao Hei was stunned at that time, what was going on? How does a kidnapper know it can talk?
"You talked so loudly in your sleep last night!"
...... Talking in sleep
...... Talking in sleep
...... Talking in Sleep......
Xiao Hei's two paws subconsciously covered his mouth, its heart was broken, it didn't expect that it would actually talk in its sleep, and it actually leaked itself so simply......
"Big cat! What is your name? ”
Xiao Hei shook him a roll of the eye and ignored him.
"Answer my questions honestly, or you'll have a hard time."
The kidnappers threaten it verbally, but how can this level of threat make Xiao Hei succumb?
Blackie continued to ignore him.
"Really, you're not going to say a word?" The kidnappers persistently asked.
Xiao Hei completely ignored this lack of forceful harassment, and just buzzed like two flies.
"Since you are so unwilling to cooperate, then don't blame me for violating the animal protection law and abusing animals~~~"
The kidnapper's words revealed some dangerous signals, and Xiao Hei immediately stared at him vigilantly, and at the same time called out to Xiao Budian in his heart.
"Little help! Boss Help! The baddies are going to hit me! ”
Meng Yang was woken up from the bed, and saw that Xiao Budian's big head was close at hand, and his wet tongue was helping him wash his face......
"Eh~~ It's not a little bit! If you tell me to wake up like that again, don't blame me for turning my face! Meng Yang sat up with a lawsuit, wiped his face with his hand, and the other hand was wet and sticky, how disgusting and disgusting, he quickly shook his hand and went straight to the bathroom with a disgusted face.
"Meng Yang, Meng Yang, Xiao Hei just shouted for help, and that kidnapper was going to beat him." Xiao Budian followed behind Meng Yang's ass reluctantly, screaming and squeezing into the bathroom.
"Eh~~ Little bit, why are you following up, I still have to go to the toilet."
"Xiao Hei is shouting for help, and you don't have any sympathy at all? Besides, what are you afraid of going to the toilet, I'm not human, what's so embarrassing? ”
"......" Xiao Budian's rhetoric was very powerful, Meng Yang was speechless, so he had to use violent means, intending to forcibly expel Xiao Budian from the bathroom.
As a result, he turned his four paws into suction cups in an instant, and turned from an Alaska brand octopus into an Alaska brand octopus, which was firmly stuck to the ground, so that Meng Yang couldn't move a single inch with his strength to eat.
"Meng Yang, you are too unsympathetic, Xiao Hei is going to be abused by the kidnappers, you don't care, just think about going to the toilet by yourself."
"The big shit in the world is the biggest, people have three urges to understand or not, God can't care about shit and fart."
"Then you feel free, I'm here to watch."
"You don't stink?"
"Don't you stink yourself?"
"I don't think it stinks, but I don't have a trick, and my ass can't grow on others."
"Meng Yang~~~" Seeing Meng Yang's nonsense, Xiao Bu ignited the fire, "You don't care?" ”
"What do you think I do? Thousands of kilometers away, you let me fly over? Even if you fly over, I'm afraid it's too late. ”
"What then? Just let Xiao Hei wait to be abused by the robbers? ”
"Eh~~~ You guys are really brainless, Xiao Hei is not a revolutionary martyr, does it need to be strong and unyielding? It's all locked in a cage by others, what are you jumping around, what are you letting people do, you have to screw it with others, it's not a skin to find and beat! ”
"......" Xiao Budian was speechless for a moment, it makes so much sense......
"Ah!!h Xiao Hei let out a terrible scream, "Roar~~~Meow~~~ It hurts me to death~~~"
Xiao Hei's voice trembled, and the whole cat kept trembling, and the electric baton in front of him was still crackling with blue electric light.
"Big cat, how does the electric baton taste? Toast without eating and drinking, the dishonest big cat is also a big cat, just a little bigger than the kitten, no matter how big it grows, it will still be knocked down with an electric baton, what's the matter, do you want to try it again? ”
The robber's insidious gesture was about to stab Xiao Hei in the body, which made Xiao Hei tremble and curl up and squeeze into the corner of the cage.
At this time, Xiao Hei finally received a reply from Xiao Budian, and he finally spoke to the robber as if he had unloaded his burden.
"You...... You...... What the hell do you want to do? ”
"Isn't this over, you cooperate honestly, do whatever you want, save yourself from asking for hardship, and you will definitely be indispensable when you go back to eat fragrant and spicy food."
"Meow never eats chili! Meow hates that smell. ”
"Ho~~~ and this thing!" When the robber heard this, he immediately came up with an idea, "Then if you are disobedient in the future, I will mix chili sauce in your food, and if you don't eat, you will be hungry and thirsty, and if you eat it, it will kill you to death, how about it?" That's a good idea, right? ”
"......" Xiao Hei wants to cry without tears, what kind of person is this! Don't bring such a bad ......
“...... What the hell are you going to do? ”
"What...... Of course, let you cooperate with me, listen to me, and help me produce Sula. ”
"I ...... I can't listen to you, but you can't stab me with that thing again...... Can't give me chili either......"
"Hahahaha!" Seeing that the big cat finally relented, An Wenyuan laughed heartily, with the big cat, there is everything, and the beautiful future is beckoning to him.
"Big cat! What is your name? ”
“...... Little Black ...... What is your name? ”
"What do you call me? I asked you, not you! The robber waved the electric baton fiercely, which immediately made Xiao Hei shrink his neck, and quickly nodded his head to show that he understood.
"What breed are you? How come I've never heard of a big cat like you that can secrete Sula? ”
"I ...... I'm a house cat, a kind of imperial pastoral cat, but it's just getting bigger......" Xiao Hei and Xiao Budian discussed, and instantly turned on the smooth mouth nonsense mode.
"Oh~~~ It's the kind of thing that made a fuss on the Internet a while ago, and the creatures are huge?"
"Hmmm! Well! Well! Xiao Hei nodded hurriedly, this robber is really easy to deceive, and he actually has an automatic brain supplement.
"Oh~~~ It seems that you are the handiwork of some evil geneticist......" The robber muttered thoughtfully.
"Hmmm! Well! Well! Xiao Hei was so happy that he was about to give the robber the Best Screenplay Award, and a cat's face was about to burst into laughter, that is, the robber couldn't understand the expression on the cat's face, otherwise the robber would have to stab it again.