Chapter 1: Hello, Moscow
"This is ............" Wang Yaoji, who was standing next to the green belt, was stunned by the scene in front of him, and was stunned in place, as if he was in a different world. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
There are not a single high-rise building in the surrounding community, all of which are low-rise beige buildings with old-fashioned balconies embedded in them.
Just like his hometown in the early 90s, although he seems very backward, Wang Yaoji, whose brain has died, has a sense of déjà vu.
The street is very green, with tall poplar trees separating the lanes from the sidewalks, and a kind of inexplicable cute plant in the shape of a ball next to it, which stretches along the road to the distance as far as the eye can see.
Maybe it's not the main road, the road here is not too wide, but it's very clean, and the lane markings are very clear, just like the first drawing.
It seems that the surrounding environment is very in line with Wang Yaoji, who is a sling, others have a birthday dinner and eat cake, and he crosses the birthday star as a "swish......
But it's not so sure, and a big shift is possible.
In case he opened his mouth to say Hello, the friend opposite immediately shook out a kind word: What-are-you-what?
Isn't that as touching as Wu Lao Er next door???
While Wang Yaoji was observing the scenery on the spot, a car sped past him .............
"Nani ???" That's right? The young man craned his neck and looked at it for a long time, until the car was out of sight.
The shape of the car body is very familiar, at least as a Hanping person, the "Lada"-110 (also known as Lada-2105) can definitely evoke some memories of childhood.
Although the artifact of "Keen to bully the big with the small" is solid enough to easily overturn the Toyota Prado, shouldn't it enter the scrap yard at this time???
Wang Yaoji, who didn't know why, hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket to look at the time, and looked at it carefully several times, but he didn't find anything abnormal, could it be ............
A few minutes ago, Erwu was playing games in his home, but now he doesn't know where he is.
Suddenly, the light bulb in my mind lit up, and a line of words flashed at the same time: That's not a thing~!
Anyway, buddy has money in his pocket, and he doesn't panic, so it's a big deal to travel for free.
"Rumbling ............" a blue car with a white bumper is slowly approaching.
Perhaps the car's engine and gearbox are a little contemptuous of the driver, and the work is not very good, making the clumsy "squeak" sound from time to time.
Wang Yaoji continued to stop on the side of the road, silently paying attention to this strange vehicle like a flying fairy out of the sky.
Seeing that the clumsy run was gone, the young man turned around, lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and deepened his judgment.
Then I walked around half the street, and on the opposite side came an aunt in her sixties, wearing a floral dress and carrying a vegetable basket.
This objectively confirms the previous speculation, because they are blonde foreigners, although this age has passed the age of flowers.
"Halashao! (Hello)" Wang Yaoji tentatively greeted with the few Russian words he mastered
Hearing the greeting of the young man not far away, the aunt stopped, took a few clicks, and replied with a gift: "Ha la Shao!" (Hello)"
Next, the young people of the second cargo don't know what to say, and then jump out of the words, that is: "Yamei butterfly" and other "civilized terms"!
Isn't this the right way for a certain animal who is scheming to go home, and it is the right way to be wise in a hurry.
"Moscow ???" As he spoke, Wang Yaoji pointed to his feet
Fortunately, he didn't blurt out "disco", so the other party was completely confused......
THE AUNT WAS STUNNED AT FIRST, THEN NODDED, AND BROUGHT OUT A BUNCH OF "MUTTON SKEWERS": "5YEQ8PIS'D7&3... UJR6N2? …… T3KH0FSCX.........!!!!!!!!!!! ”
Well, at least I know where I am, as for the time, my aunt didn't bring a watch, and it was useless to ask, so I had to find someone who could understand English.
Slightly embarrassed to wave goodbye to the enthusiastic Russian aunt, the young man of the second cargo continued to walk alone, dozens of meters away seemed to be a bus stop, and a few people were waiting quietly.
Wang Yaoji probably scanned it, most of them are young and middle-aged, even if they can't speak fluent English, as long as they can do simple communication.
After getting closer, the young man pretended to be harmless to humans and animals, and set the number one target as a girl in her twenties, "Hello??? ”
Although it is already mid-September and the weather has turned cooler, the bears who are extremely resistant to frost are still wearing summer clothes.
The tall girl with a beige satchel was also wearing a white floral dress with a pink scarf wrapped around her slender neck.
The girl with brown hair looked at the animal vigilantly, and felt that the other party's appearance was not too unsightly, so she raised her lips: "......... Hello! ”
As long as he opened his mouth to speak, Wang Yaoji immediately continued to ask: "I-want-to-Moscow-leaguviege-uninversity (I want to go to Moscow Language University), do-you-know-there (do you know there?) )??? ”
Before that, the young man of the second cargo made up his mind that no matter what, he must not ask the local police uncle.
I don't have a passport, once I am caught, I will go in and take it with me after asking, and I will be repatriated to my country!
It's okay to repatriate, but you have to be prepared, but you can just go to the embassy for this matter, and you don't have to trouble people.
“Yes,I-could-take-you-there!” The smiling girl not only knows, but also leads the animal.
"Great, thank you so much! My name is Nicholas? Chicken, Chinese people! "The second cargo was temporarily given a Russian name
This should be Nicholas? Zhao Si's cousin...... But when you speak, your cheeks don't twitch!
"My name is Elena!" The girl also reported her name, which sounded much better than "Nicholas and the like"!
However, I don't have half a ruble in my pocket, and it is very problematic to take the car, so I can only rub the other party's for the time being.
Because it was an emergency move, there was nothing to be embarrassed about, and the kind girl also expressed her understanding.
Today is Sunday, she is resting and can help as much as she can, being a free tour guide.
Next to him, a guy in a suit and leather shoes was reading the newspaper as if no one was around, and he didn't seem interested in someone talking to a beautiful woman.
In this case, Wang Yaoji, like Mr. Bean, quietly leaned over and leaned forward slightly in the direction of the newspaper.
Since the whole page was in Russian, the young man of the second cargo eagerly scanned the whole article, but he did not even understand the name of the newspaper, but ............
He got a very important piece of information, and that was the date of publication, September 18, 1982!
But it's most likely the newspaper of the day, after all, no one will hold a newspaper that expired yesterday.
This means that I came to the USSR in the 80s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Map Brain > Star Wars & US-Soviet hegemony & arms race, a huge sea of information fills the brain cells.
Suddenly, Wang Yaoji felt that the whole person was shocked, and goosebumps fell to the ground......
What can I do in the USSR during this period?
When I look at the time on my phone, the screen is refracted and reflective, and I didn't find that I was reincarnated as a hairy bear?
Since you don't have any innate advantages, you can't fight your father at all, so you have to rely on your acquired efforts, and the living can't let your father suffocate to death!
A few minutes later, a bus with a white body and a red bar stop and Elena motioned for the tourists to get on the bus first.
It is better to be respectful than to obey fate, touching the scene and making love, Mi Ji (nickname) suddenly remembered a famous Soviet comedy film - "The Adventures of Italians in Russia"!
"By the way, I've seen a lot of your movies!" In order to alleviate the embarrassment, the chicken can only have nothing to say.
"Oh?" This aroused the curiosity of the other party
"For example, "The Adventure of the Italians in Russia" was filmed very interestingly and at a very high level, and our audience liked it very much!"
Although Yelena is a little reserved towards strangers, the praise of her native films by foreigners also makes her proud.
"Thank you, I didn't know this movie had such a good reputation in your country!" Apparently Yelena has seen the film as well
Of course, compared to the "Star Wars" of the same period, it is 108,000 miles away.
But that is the brainchild of director Cameron, which is a pioneering product, and even if you appreciate it decades later, you will feel very good.
He really wanted to visit various attractions in Moscow, but considering that he would have to spend the other party's rubles, he was too embarrassed to speak.
No money now does not mean that there will be no money in the future, and the probability of the traverser being starved to death is lower than that of 5 million!
As a veritable time-traveler, memory is an unrivaled capital, even if you go to the NBA to be a scout, you can make a lot of money.
For example, in the 1984 draft, there were super centers "Big Dream" Olajuwon and "Flying Majesty" Michael? Jordan!
I wrote a draft guide, which specifically introduced the characteristics of these two people, and sent it to major media in the United States, and the other party would also be interested.
Now............
After a while, go to the department store to see the prices, as long as you find something higher than Huaxia, it will be profitable!
According to Uncle Einstein's theory of relativity, with the company of beautiful women, time always flies quickly, and you will reach your destination without paying attention.
Moscow State Linguistic University, founded in 1804, is one of the oldest universities in the Soviet Union.
"There should be a Chinese major!" The chicken can only pray secretly, if he unfortunately wins the lottery, it will be funny.
However, if you are learning Chinese and look even uglier than yourself, then you might as well continue to talk to Yelena in English!
The two walked side by side on the forest ** on the campus, and the beautiful tour guide was wearing high heels, which was half a head taller than the chicken.
In the eyes of passers-by, the second-class young man is the younger brother of a beautiful woman, if you don't consider race and skin color.
Alas............ A strong sense of inferiority spreads to the whole body in an instant~!
It's not good than height, it's not good for looks, it's better than bust............ That's even worse!
The hungry animal peeked at it, at least 36D proud size, if ...... That's wonderful!
PS: This book is not a book dedicated to the Soviet Union, it has nothing to do with its political system, ideology, social structure, it will not criticize communism, let alone bring down the Soviet Union, it is only about economy, trade and armaments, please rest assured!