Good scum! I'm scumbag! I'm a good person! Do you guys have anything to say? If not, then I'll start talking.

I am 22 years old. I have been up and down the mountain, I have been a big brother, I have sold crutches, I have eaten mountain delicacies, eaten seafood, and I feel tired if I don't drink for a day. I have worked a lot of jobs, dishwasher, hair washer, car washer, laundry worker, toilet washer, shrimp washer, coal washer, money launder。。。。。。 I'm very good at washing things, so I'm now a spider-man – a wall washer. I've done a lot of work, but I didn't have a long job because I was young, and because I was a black household, I didn't have a hukou, and I didn't have an ID card. I heard that my parents met in Dongguan, I heard that my father abandoned my mother shortly after I was born, and I heard that my mother threw me into a welfare home in order to remarry, and also cancelled my household registration. I've never seen them.

The orphanage is very good, but I am a naturally active person, they can't control me, life inside is according to the rules, I feel bored, I started to run away when I was a teenager. Escape, capture, escape, capture, and after five times they went with me.

So I'm a person with no tutoring, but that doesn't mean I'm an uneducated person. Before I was fifteen years old, I basically got my food and clothing by stealing from the streets. The owners of the small stalls and shops chased after me when they saw me, and at first they caught up with me and beat me badly, but then I ran faster and faster, and they couldn't catch up with me, so they just stood by and scolded.

They can't cure me, there is someone who can cure me, and that is the police. I'm a regular visitor to the police station, and in general, they can't do anything about me because I'm a nobody. But they like to reason with me, they catch me when they have time, they give me a lot of examples, of course I'm happy, they're telling me stories. They are all masters of storytelling.

After that, I really didn't steal or rob. I almost hung up in the first few days, I was hungry and wanted to steal and rob, but the heart of the scum told me to be a good person. Finally I fainted from hunger at a small stall, and I felt like I was about to die when a tea egg slipped into my mouth, and I still remember the taste, smooth and mellow. It turned out that a policeman sister who was passing by saved me, she also bought me a bowl of porridge, and gave me 100 yuan before leaving, and I promised her that I would be a good person. Later, I started odd jobs, never stealing or robbing, and I used to pay double when I bought things from the small shops I used to visit. So tea eggs are a very expensive food in my heart, very expensive and expensive!

I don't have any friends. In the beginning, I was eager to make friends, and I would walk around the elementary and secondary schools in my stolen school uniform, but they would ignore me and even chase me like a fool. Later, I walked around near Eupto University to play parkour, and yes, running away made me a parkour master, but they were still afraid of me and thought my path was too wild. The only one who can speak is my partner Lao Zhang, whose daughter is studying at Yidu University, and he is working hard to provide for his daughter's education. I have two apartments in Maca Building, both of which are written in Lao Zhang's name, and I agreed with Lao Zhang that if I have any accidents, one will belong to him and the other will be donated to the welfare home. One set is the hard-earned money of the wall washer, which can be donated, and the other is the money launder, which cannot be donated, so I will give it to the old Zhang who accompanied me from birth to death. Lao Zhang is an honest man, I can trust him.

I can't even think of a girlfriend or anything. Sometimes he would jokingly ask Lao Zhang to introduce his daughter to me, but he always refused. When I was working as a dishwasher in a nightclub, the women looked down on me, and when they heard that I had two houses, they came to tease me, intentionally or unintentionally, and I knew very well that they were not coming for me.

In fact, I had a girlfriend who was not a girlfriend before, and she was still a white-collar worker. One day, when I was washing the exterior wall of the Wanda Twin Towers, I noticed a beautiful girl crying in the corridor facing the glass window, and she was crying with her makeup on, but she still looked beautiful. Crying and crying, she wanted to open the window and jump from the inside, but I quickly stopped her and persuaded her not to think about it. It turned out that she was dumped by her boyfriend. I didn't listen to her, if she really jumped, I wouldn't be able to catch her, after all, there was a distance, and the wind was a little strong that day. There's no way, coaxing girls is not my specialty, and coaxing girls who cry to jump off the building is even more clueless. I made a cruel move, I said that if you swing to the opposite building and come back without dying, you don't jump off the building again, and you have to be my girlfriend. By the time I did swing past and back, she was down, inside.

Later, I asked for her WeChat, and we chatted in WeChat, and we chatted very closely, but we never officially met, and every time I asked her, she said that she was very busy and had no time. Finally, one day, she said that her family was against us being together because I was a spider-man, and my job was dangerous and I would die at any time. I asked her if she thought I was poor, and I told her that I had two apartments and could afford to support her. I said I should change jobs, and she said that I liked this job and might not be happy if I did. So my job cost me an opportunity to have a girlfriend.

I'm really happy with Spider-Man right now. I like to stand on the top of a high building and look out at the capital, which makes me feel like I am looking at all living beings. I like to hang in mid-air and work while observing the white-collar workers in the office inside the building. Lao Zhang disliked me the most, saying that my work was too grinding. I found that these white-collar workers sitting in the office were really busy, typing on the computer, burying their heads in the papers, not going to the toilet for hours, and not even changing the posture of sitting, day after day, year after year. I don't know what they're busy with to save the earth, I only know that people have three urgency, when the urine is thick, I ask Lao Zhang to let me go, I can't solve it in mid-air, it's no problem to pee in the wind, it's embarrassing to go against the wind, and Lao Zhang is also annoyed with me at this time. They have never paid attention to my existence, but they are really not as comfortable as me, and the salary is not as high as mine, the biggest difference may be that the force is higher than me, and the vision pattern is different.

I also like to look at the sky, I always feel like there will be a pair of eyes in the sky watching me. Heaven will favor the good people, and God will favor the good people who work hard.

A beautiful day began again, and I came to the Wanda Twin Towers to wash the exterior walls. In a familiar location, I found two young men, a man and a woman, kissing in the corner of the corridor, and I looked at them for a while and they didn't notice me, and I snickered to myself. Just as the man was about to go further, I knocked on the window, and I decided to scare the dog man and woman. When they turned to look at me in a panic, I realized that the woman was the ex-girlfriend who wasn't a girlfriend, and the man was the boyfriend who dumped her! My heart sank, so embarrassed! I can only wish her to find true love!

That's when I realized I was falling! Broken safety rope? How is it possible, Lao Zhang and I checked and checked again and again to confirm that there was no problem before coming down. In this job, safety is the most important, and life is the most important! I tried my best to pull the rope, but it didn't work, it was soft like straw! The rope is obviously broken! I looked at the roof of the building in despair, and saw Lao Zhang's eyes were blank and expressionless, and all of a sudden, I understood that Lao Zhang had broken it.

Why. Why. Why.

Am I going to die? Sayonara! Such a world.

Sayonara.