Chapter 121: People and birds collude to set a trap
Before dawn, I heard Su Min's recitation coming from the window on the first floor.
Wake up, brush your teeth, and go for a morning jog along the edge of the ten-mile paradise.
When I came back, I passed by Lin Qianmiao's house.
Similarly, because the mock college entrance examination began on Monday, the Lin sisters memorized texts and English vocabulary in the courtyard very early.
Seeing the twin sisters Lin Qianmiao and Lin Qianmei, Su Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Yes, Lin Qianmiao refuses to help, I can find her sister." Although her sister hates me a little, she is better than Lin Qianmiao, who is making a 'deal' with this. β
Lin Qianmiao's thoughts about Su Yi, how could Su Yi not know?
If Lin Qianmiao helped with this favor, then Su Yi would owe her a favor, and she would definitely "gain an inch", and Su Yi would not be able to refuse her at that time.
However, Lin Qianmei has always had a bad impression of Su Yi, and if she wants to help, she has to be moved.
Looking at the situation of the twin sisters working hard in the yard, Su Yi thought about it and had an idea.
Back at home, Su Min had already moved from her bedroom to the yard to work hard.
Seeing this younger brother running back in sweat, Su Min pretended to be surprised and said, "No, I didn't return last night, and I only ran back now?" β
"Don't hurt people, I'll borrow your little phoenix for a while." After Su Yi finished speaking, he went in to take a bath.
When he came out, Su Yi changed into casual clothes, got angry when he took off his book, and became a little fresh meat.
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Lin Qianmiao went into the house.
Lin Qianmei was the only one left in the courtyard reciting the text: "Luoxia and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water grows together and the sky is the same color......"
At this time, a dark green parrot came out of nowhere, stood on the glazed tiles in the attic on the top of the villa, and continued to read: "The fishing boat sings at night, ringing on the shore of the poor Peng Li, the geese are frightened, and the sound is broken Hengyang Zhipu...... Reciting ancient texts, the brakes are broken! β
Note: The brake is broken, and the Cantonese small KS is easy to plug the meaning between the teeth.
"Huh? Where did a parrot come from? It's so cute, and she can talk to people! Hearing such a funny voice, Lin Qianmei was pleasantly surprised, and immediately raised her head and said to the feathery bird, "You recite this "Tengwang Pavilion Preface" and take a look, even if you are amazing!" β
"No reward, no back!" The cockatoo shook its head and snorted.
Lin Qianmei was amused by its simulated personality: "Ah, do you still know that you want to be rewarded?" What reward do you want? β
It is said that parrots learn to speak, and it is already great that parrots can learn to speak, but this parrot can still talk to people, which surprised Lin Qianmei.
"Carry it out, you come out and play with me!" The cockatoo, like a shrewd human, seriously puts forward this condition.
"Okay, I'll play with you." Lin Qianmei knew that this cockatoo was controlled remotely by Su Yi, so she immediately agreed, but she didn't know that she had stepped into Su Yi's carefully designed trap.
Every word that this parrot said was actually said by Su Yi through its mouth, which was a good cover for his existence, making this girl mistakenly think that every word was said by this parrot as smart as a human.
Seeing that Lin Qianmei agreed, Xiao Fengfeng laughed like an old hen, and then began to recite the entire "Preface to the Tengwang Pavilion".
For reciting this thousand-word ancient text, Su Yi was really broken. Since the last time he was troubled by Lao Gao in class, even though Su Yi has not read or revisited this ancient text until now, because it was "scanned" into his mind with memory thoughts and turned into a hard erection, it is still a word-for-word recitation after a month.
The only difference is that this cockatoo will come to one or two sentences of "Miss" and "Miss" after memorizing each ancient text, or "I will set up a fire", and even burst out of the slang of "salty and wet" philistine, which made Lin Qianmiao lean forward and back and almost laugh and hurt her stomach.
At this time, Xiao Fengfeng memorized the last two sentences of the seven-word ancient poem "...... Where is the emperor in the cabinet now? The Yangtze River outside the threshold is empty and artesian. Ah, Xiaosheng is not talented, the full text of "Tengwang Pavilion Preface" has been recited, where is the applause? My friends above let me see your waving hands, and the chick sitting at the bottom, let go of your throat and scream to your heart's content. yes yes, yes, Chek is noisy, look at Ann and look at Ann ......"
Xiao Fengfeng said, twisting her dark green body, standing on the glazed tiles and swaying.
This move made Lin Qianmei laugh so much that she couldn't do it, and squatted directly on the ground with her stomach in her arms.
"Does what you say still count?" Seeing Lin Qianmei's heart rippling, it was time for Xiao Fengfeng to seduce her out, "If you count, come out and play with me." β
"Do you really want to go out?" Lin Qianmei shook the textbook in her hand, with a difficult look on her face, "The college entrance examination will be simulated next Monday, and I haven't reviewed it seriously." Besides, where do you want to take me to? β
"Just come out and play for ten minutes, around here." Afraid that Lin Qianmei would not be fooled, Su Yi controlled Xiao Fengfeng to be coquettish, "Okay, come out to play with the doll, beautiful and smart young lady." β
"Haha, I'm going to be coquettish, it's so cute, like a child." Unable to stand the temptation of Xiao Fengfeng, Lin Qianmei put down the textbook in her hand, and then followed the feather bird out of the courtyard.
Su Yi controlled Xiao Fengfeng to fly in front to lead the way, flying for a while, stopping for a while, and turning around and shouting at Lin Qianmei from time to time: "Little sister, here, here, it's almost there." β
Lin Qianmei followed without knowing what to do, and finally trotted all the way into the mountain forest behind the Ten Mile Taoyuan under the leadership of Xiao Fengfeng.
"Little parrot, where are you? Where are you, little parrot? As soon as she got into the mountains and forests, Xiao Fengfeng was gone, and Lin Qianmei immediately looked for it in a hurry.
"Little sister, I'm hereβ" Suddenly, Xiao Fengfeng flew down from the top of a big tree and landed on a boy's shoulder.
The boy turned his back to Lin Qianmei and couldn't see his face.
"Ah, so you raised this little parrot? It's so cute, it's so fun. How did you raise it, can you teach me, I also want to raise such a little parrot......" Seeing that this boy was tall, Lin Qianmei of the Appearance Association was not disgusted, but a little excited, until the boy turned around, Lin Qianmei, who was originally smiling, immediately stiffened, "Yes, it's youββ? β
"Why, so disappointed?" Su Yi laughed, "I don't seem to know you at all, so I won't hurt you, right?" β
"You colluded with your bird to trick me out?" Lin Qianmei suddenly woke up and fell into the trap, and suddenly looked displeased, turned around and left.
"Little sister, don't go, the little master has something to say to you!" Xiao Fengfeng immediately flew over Su Yi's shoulder and hung in front of Lin Qianmei.
Hearing Su Yi say something to her, Lin Qianmei couldn't help but think of the heartbeat scene last night, so she stopped and turned around, a little curious in her heart but pretended to be very annoyed on her face: "If you want to say something to me, say it quickly!" β