"What are you doing at the beach?"

Xu Liang: "Surfing." ”

"What should I do if my sister is chasing you?"

Xu Liang: "Teasing her." ”

……

Morning.

Shandong Province of the Republic of China, Blue Island Coastal Beach.

A skilled surfer, Xu Liang, completes a series of complex surfing maneuvers in the waves before returning to the beach. On the way back from paddling, I passed by a lady with a very good figure, with large breasts and beautiful diamond-encrusted chains around her neck and arms, standing in the water, holding a pair of surfboards, helpless, and obviously a rookie ronin.

When she saw Xu Liang, her eyes lit up! The gaze is slightly shy and expectant:

"Hi...... You...... Can you tell me how you stood on your surfboard without falling off? ”

Xu Liang turned his head and saw this lady, as well as her jerky movements: "Beauty, if you just learned to surf, it's best to lie on the surfboard." ”

"Surfing on your stomach? Uh......" she looked at Xu Liang.

Xu Liang stretched out his hands: "Yes, practice lying on your stomach first." Once you're familiar with it, if you can make sure you don't fall into the water while lying on your stomach, try kneeling on one knee. ”

"Uh...... Uh......" The big-breasted girl continued to look at Xu Liang, her eyes glowing.

"If you also learn how to kneel, you can try your hand at standing." After Xu Liang finished speaking, he looked at her, feeling that this woman didn't understand at all. Her eyes stayed on Xu Liang's figure and appearance, and she seemed to have swallowed her saliva secretly?

In short, after Xu Liang finished explaining, she reacted for a while, and said helplessly: "What you just said...... What posture do you learn after learning kneeling? ”

Xu Liang shrugged his shoulders helplessly, made an unobtrusive small movement in his hand, and then said, "If you didn't just look at my face, you wouldn't ask this question." ”

The big-breasted girl suddenly blushed a little.

Peeking at a handsome guy and being discovered?

watched Xu Liang paddle away, but it didn't take long for this handsome guy to come back again!

Big Breasted Girl: ??!!

Xu Liang paddled back to her, rubbed his forehead, thought about it for a while, and finally decided to say it directly:

"Here." As he spoke, he made a grasping motion with both hands on his chest, and at the same time glanced at the sensitive part of the big-breasted girl, "It's too big." You need to fix it, like a cloth strap or something...... Because when you surf in a standing position, it affects your balance. ”

After Xu Liang finished speaking, he paddled towards the beach. Leaving the big-breasted sister alone, her face flushed.

"This man...... Rogue! ”

……

Xu Liang returned to the beach by the sea, and a string of brilliant diamond-encrusted chains suddenly appeared in his hands.

He threw the chain behind him, and then the whole person fell lazily on the beach, and said: "Harvest a bracelet, estimated at 177,000, and store it in warehouse No. 7 when you go back." ”

"Didn't you say yes? During the vacation, do not 'go to work'. A female voice came from behind him.

"The woman bumped into her own." Xu Liang said lazily, "You said that this kind of woman learns to surf, and she still has so many jewelry on her body." If you have money, you have to keep a low profile, and if you show off, you have to be stolen. ”

He gave a brief review and then lay down on the beach to bask in the sun.

Xu Liang, male, 23 years old. Didn't work.

According to the official statement of the government of the Republic, it is a negative example of idleness and waste of food. Since I don't go to work, I have a lot of free time, so I am proficient in a variety of recreational activities, especially water sports such as surfing and diving. According to him, in these niche and slightly high-end places, women's appearance conditions are usually high, while the IQ is low, and it is easy to "go to work". His partner, Duan Han, calls this phenomenon "the negative correlation between appearance and IQ."

Xu Liang is an unemployed vagrant on the surface, but in fact he still has to go to work.

His so-called work can be summed up in one word.

Steal.

As for the types of things stolen, they are very rich. From the precious exhibition jewelry, world-famous artworks, to the cabbage on the stall of the vegetable market, Xu Liang has dabbled in various categories of theft techniques.

In fact, according to Xu Liang's own statement, the difficulty of stealing vegetables in the vegetable market is even greater than stealing famous calligraphy and paintings. Because the vegetable seller in the vegetable market is definitely the most terrifying person in the world.

In addition to theft technology in the usual sense, Xu Liang is also keen on modern high-tech crime and the collection of virtual items. For example, the full arrangement of 300 million base pairs of the human genome; For example, the "military code decoder" in the GPS system (the GPS system is divided into military code and civilian code. The resolution of the civil code is 10M, and the resolution of the military code is up to 10^-2 meters. Because GPS is a passive system, even ordinary GPS receiving devices such as mobile phones or car navigation systems can obtain positioning accuracy up to centimeters as long as a military code decoder is installed); Another example is the full-profile engineering data diagram of the nuclear submarine-level shipborne nuclear reactor...... Many of the above are the results of Xu Liang's proud work.

His evaluation of himself is that he should not only develop traditional theft technology and inherit the glorious tradition of his great ancestors, but also keep up with the Internet era, keep pace with the times, and create a better future for theft technology. Implement and persist in carrying forward the three principles of not stealing from the poor, not stealing from stupidity, and not stealing from others, and strive to become a model for stealing. Cleaning up the environment for stealing starts with me.

Xu Liang's original words were: This is a great cause, and I will fight for it all my life.

Xu Liang has a female partner, Duan Han. Her evaluation of Xu Liang's dream is: Silly X.

Duan Han's two-word short evaluation has her profound truth, and this truth is - thieves are also qualified to talk about dreams?

Xu Liang was very dissatisfied with Duan Han's attitude, but he was helpless. Because although Duan Han does not work on the front line of theft all year round, he only does technical support. However, technical support is becoming more and more important in modern high-tech operations, and many jobs cannot be done without this female partner.

Duan Han, female, age can't be seen. Occupation: Give Xu Liang a hand.

Excellent appearance, excellent figure, high-tech talent. He has a strong curiosity and desire for knowledge in science. Sexual Orientation: Female. Notes: Severe athlete's foot. Except for the fact that I can't find a female companion because of foot odor, I have no other regrets in life.

At this time, Xu Liang was lying lazily on the beach, and a head suddenly appeared in the sand behind him. Immediately afterwards, two arms emerged from the sand next to the human head, and the two hands wiped the human head, wiping the sand off the hair and face, revealing the female face. is a very beautiful woman, duanhan.

Xu Liang didn't look back, and said directly to her: "Do you bury it in the sand to cure athlete's foot?" ”

"Governance."

Xu Liang thought for a while: "Then you just have to bury your feet." What are you doing with your whole body buried in it? ”

Duan Han thought for a while and said, "If you bury it deeper, it won't stink so much outside." ”

"......" Xu Liang, "Is it that exaggerated?" ”

Duan Han: "Yes." ”

……

The beach where Xu Liang and Duanhan are located is very close to the sea. The waves hit the beach wave after wave, rushing to Xu Liang's feet, and the smell of the sea came to his face. The smell of the sea was a little different from what he usually smelled, so he made fun of it with his stinky feet. Xu Liang stretched out his hand and took a bottle of water from behind him. But he was stopped by Duanhan: "You drink that bottle of pulse, I just bought it for you, the salt soda is mine, don't move." ”

Xu Liang picked up the bottle of pulse: "Why do you drink salt soda?" You can drink seawater directly. ”

Duan Han glared at him.

Xu Liang waved his hand and said, "I suddenly thought of a question. If the tide happens to be high at this time, you won't have time to get out of the sand, right? ”

"It's the low tide window." Duan Han usually speaks very succinctly.

Xu Liang: "So sure? ”

Duan Han: "Sure." The tide will not rise. ”

Xu Liang: "Really? Then if the sea really rises, I will never care if you run first. ”

Xu Liang and Duan Han chatted on the beach and enjoyed a quiet afternoon. The big-breasted girl who was stolen from the bracelet not far away was still unaware, and was still practicing hard to surf on her stomach. Because it was a weekday, there weren't many people on the beach, and they were crowded in twos and threes. The sun gradually set in the west, and the tide in front of the two of them did gradually recede as Duanhan said, and some aquatic animals in the shallow sea also remained on the beach.

Xu Liang stretched out his hand and picked up a small stranded scallop, which should still be alive. He broke his hands and dug out the flesh of the shell, and found in it a very small pearl that had not yet been formed. In terms of understanding pearls, Xu Liang can be regarded as a big connoisseur. All over the world, he doesn't know how many pearls have been touched by various queens, princesses, and celebrities.

He suddenly had a strange instinct that something wasn't quite right.

It's not because I accidentally found the prototype of this pearl, but because I feel the tide...... Retreat too fast.

In just a few minutes, the tide receded by a distance of five or six meters!

Just now, the two of them were still at the sea's edge, and now they are far away from the sea.

The scallops in Xu Liang's hands are not unique. In fact, in the space of a few minutes, the retreat of the tide left countless aquatic flora and fauna on the beach. As far as the eye can see, all kinds of shellfish, mussels, small crabs, and even fish that are still jumping on the shore are also left on the shore.

Of course, Xu Liang is not the only one who discovers this rapid ebb tide. The whole beach was boiling because of the seafood that the sea had accidentally brought ashore:

"Seafood! So much! ”

"Daddy, look, I've got a big crab!"

"Hahaha, the whole bag of mussel shells has been filled, and we can have a seafood bonfire tonight!"

On the beach, the sounds of surprise come and go, and people collect the gifts of the sea.

Xu Liang swept the small shell in his hand and threw it in the direction of the sea. Originally, it was calculated that the little thing would be thrown back into the sea, but after a short while, the tide retreated some distance again! The little shell landed in a small puddle in the sand, splashing some of the seawater.

The scene in front of me is quite interesting: the sea suddenly recedes, and the people on the beach are busy picking seafood, which is very lively. Xu Liang felt that this feeling was quite fresh, but he felt a little bad in his heart, but he couldn't say anything specific.

Xu Liang: "Old Duan, look. ”

Duan Han was still busy taking a sand bath, and he didn't look at him, but just responded with his mouth: "What are you looking at?" ”

Xu Liang: "It's indeed the same as you said, the tide is receding." ”

Duan Han: "Science can't be wrong. ”

"And the retreat is quite fast."

Duan Han: "Definitely." ”

"The coastline has withdrawn more than ten meters."

Duan Han: "The magnitude of the tidal force is determined according to the change in the distance between the earth and the moon, and the area covered by the sea water at low tide and high tide can vary greatly, so strictly speaking, it is difficult to accurately measure the land area of our country...... Wait a minute! What did you say? ”

Xu Liang: "I mean, the coastline has withdrawn more than ten meters. It's still retreating, it's almost twenty meters. To be honest, I feel a little wrong, can you explain it scientifically? I'm not asking you to explain how the size of the republic changes between the high and low tides......"

Duan Han didn't hear what Xu Liang said clearly, and he didn't take a sand bath again. She suddenly looked in the direction of the sea!

In the distance, the sea continued to retreat, and the reef in the shallow sea area was exposed. The reef is covered with a variety of seaweeds and even beautiful corals. At this time, the sea surface has been pushed out more than 30 meters. Xu Liang turned his head and glanced at Duan Han, this big beauty still had unwiped sand on her head, which looked a little funny, but her eyes and expression were ...... Extremely severe!

Duan Han muttered, "Boss Xu......"

Hearing this title, Xu Liang's bad feelings deepened.

The two of them are generally called Lao Xu and Lao Duan, and they are friends with each other, and they are not serious. Only when it is extremely dangerous, Duan Han will substitute himself into the working state and call him "boss".

Xu Liangyi straightened up and sat up straight from the beach: "What do you want to say?" ”

"Run!"

？？？ Xu Liang: "Run?" What's going on? ”

"Run." Duan Han said very seriously, "The tsunami is coming. ”

Xu Liang was thrilled when he heard it, "What tsunami?" ”

"Big, big tsunami."

The two of them looked together at the place where the sea and the sky met in the distance, and saw a white line rising in the haze. Looking to the sides, I saw that the white line was spreading to both sides, covering the entire field of vision. The white line slowly leaned in their direction. Xu Liang's eyesight is excellent, and he even found that this white line has signs of slowly rising!

Nearby, the crowd on the beach was unaware and cheered for each other to pick up a large amount of seafood.

Xu Liang turned his head and looked at Duan Han next to him. The woman was buried in the sand straight up and down, and she couldn't climb out for a while.

He said: "It seems that we didn't choose the right location for our vacation. ”

Duan Han: "Boss, I think so too." ”