The next day, the sky was about to darken, and An Xia's dissatisfied shouts sounded in the mansion in the middle of Cuilan Mountain. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Get up, big lazy pig, don't look at what time it is, get up for dinner!"

Click.

The door opened, and An Xia's voice immediately stopped, only to see that in a guest room in the mansion, Gu Yi, who had been sleeping here, had disappeared, leaving behind a messy bedding, as well as a mobile phone and a note.

Anxia picked up the note, only to see that it was written: There will be a period later, little princess, don't miss me.

The crooked handwriting is followed by a simple stroke of a smiley face, indicating the author's expression.

"Bastard, don't say goodbye, no politeness at all, huh!" An Xia was angry and about to tear off the note, but just now he tore a small opening and retracted his hand, wrote it in his hand, and left the room quickly.

"Who would think that you are unhygienic, and I don't know if you haven't taken a shower for a few days, and your room stinks, hum, go die!"

Boom!

The door was closed.

……

At the same time, on the third floor of the faculty canteen of Beicheng University, a pot of hot pot was served on the table, and a table of people left saliva and prepared to dry.

There are four people at this table, namely Sun Taiping, Zhou Wei, Qin Jun, and Gu Yi who left Anxia's house without saying goodbye.

Sun Taiping distributed the dishes and chopsticks and asked: "Gu Yi, you said that you went to help An Da Tuhao, why didn't he keep you to eat, you are not bragging." ”

Gu Yi said: "When have you ever seen this handsome guy bragging, the reason why you don't eat at his house is because you don't feel comfortable." ”

"You're not going to feel comfortable? That's a real anecdote. Zhou Wei smiled and answered, in her impression, Gu Yike is typical of self-centered, rarely or almost never cares about other people's opinions, this kind of person will be uncomfortable eating with others? She didn't believe 10,000.

Gu Yidao: "It's mainly her mother, forget it, this is relatively high-end, you don't understand." Let's not talk about this, change the subject. ”

The three of them glanced at each other, and seeing that he didn't want to talk about this, and he didn't force it, Qin Jun spoke: "Why don't we each tell a story." Start with me. ”

"Okay."

Sun Taiping ate the freshly soaked beef and agreed, and Gu Yi and Zhou Wei did not object, so Qin Jun cleared his throat and said, "What I want is a legend." Does Shenlong know? Legend has it that there was a man who met the dragon, and the dragon said, "I can grant you three wishes." The man was overjoyed when he heard this, and he clapped his hands and said, "The bunker is up." And then his one exploded......"

"Uh......"

Sun Taiping and Zhou Wei were speechless for a while, this is a story, it is clearly a joke, but Gu Yi was very interested, and asked: "And then?" ”

"Then Shenlong asked him for a second wish, and he asked Shenlong to take him back, and finally looked at his intact lower body, and the thing clapped again, and the bunker was ......"

Sun Taiping finished the joke after answering, and said: "This old joke has no meaning at all, isn't it good to tell the story?" ”

Gu Yi has never only read stories in the Tongyou book, and has little contact with things on the Internet, so he couldn't help but feel very funny when he heard this paragraph, and said: "Yes, that's it, it's very interesting, who is next?" ”

"Do you like to listen? Alright then, I'll do it. Sun Taiping smiled at Gu Yi and said, "I'll just talk about the supernatural." ”

"Oh? Supernatural? Okay, good, come on. ”

Sun Taiping said: "Once upon a time, there was a farmer who always lost chickens at home, so he set a trap and caught a fox, and the neighbor said to him, 'This fox is so pitiful, you can let him go!' He got up every day, then drank white porridge and went to work in the field, and the days were delicious, until one day, a monk passed by, and told the farmer, your family is too demonic, I am afraid that there is a demon, the farmer did not care at first, and drank the monk away, but he secretly left a mind in his heart, one day, before dawn, he quietly got up, wanted to see how the white porridge came from, it is good not to see, this look, do you know what he saw?"

"What?" Gu Yi asked.

"Hehe, I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, and the farmer saw a fox sitting on the stove in his house, hitting the mouth of the bowl, flying, !! machine."

"Hah! Ha! Ha! ……”

Gu Yi clapped his hands and laughed: "Sure enough, you played well, plane!" ”

His laughter was so loud that he was greeted by countless students on the third floor, all of whom looked at him with a smile. He didn't care, looked at Zhou Wei and said, "Zhou Beauty has arrived at you." ”

At this time, Zhou Wei's face has been completely restored, nourished by the three Shinto flowers of Shisi, although it is not as delicate and flawless as it once was, but it is better than nature, her complexion is excellent, and she can be regarded as a rare beauty, and after hearing the word "beauty", Zhou Wei couldn't help but feel a little grateful in her heart, and after despising Qin Jun and Sun Taiping's lack of discipline, she also said a joke according to Gu Yi's meaning.

She said: "I know a person, he often smokes, he has to smoke several packs a day, others don't listen, hey, so he died in the end, when he died very miserably, his body was full of blood, his hands and feet were twisted, from then on, I warned my friends: you must remember the lesson of blood, you must look at the traffic light when crossing the street, people can't hit the car!" ”

After she finished speaking, Gu Yi laughed again: "Hahaha." Interesting and interesting, now it's my turn, I'll also tell a story, supernatural. ”

"Oh?"

When the three of them saw that he was going to talk about the supernatural, they were very interested for a while, and they all put down their chopsticks and listened attentively.

I only heard him say: "Once upon a time, yes, also once upon a time, there was a person who often had nightmares, every time he dreamed of the bed had to turn over, he had difficulty breathing, became very depressed, and finally couldn't help it, he went to invite a Taoist priest, asked what was going on, the Taoist priest listened, and hurriedly went to his house, after arriving, turned his bed over, only to see the bed floor, and he slept back to back, there was a dried corpse! Hahaha......"

Gu Yi laughed out loud as he spoke: "It took so long to react to a ghost corpse, isn't this person funny, hahaha......"

“……”

Seeing him laughing happily, the three of them were shocked and speechless, this Nima is clearly a horror story, okay, he actually used it as a joke, is this Nima a pervert?

"Are you a pervert? What's so funny about this story? ”

At this moment, a cold voice sounded, expressing the thoughts in the hearts of the three of them, and when they looked up, they saw that on Gu Yi's side, a delicate, tall, and healthy woman appeared beside Gu Yi.

Gu Yi looked sideways, revealing a look of surprise: "Hey, Officer Li is you, I haven't seen you for a long time, is there something wrong?" ”

The person who came was Li Jingyi, who had not seen her for more than a month, she nodded and took out her police ID: "Yes, about Wang Jing, please come with me now." ”

"I'll go, you'll come again." Gu Yi made an exaggerated expression, "You don't want me to help you with your errands, do you, and use this trick again?" ”

After speaking, I saw Li Jingyi nodding calmly: "Yes, I have something to look for you, let's go." ”

"You're using the public for personal gain, I'm not going!"

"Oh, then you're resisting arrest?"

"Hey, don't you want to do this."

"Yes."

Gu Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, and was in a trance The tiredness in Li Jingyi's eyes, and swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, and he didn't feel a little admired for her sense of responsibility for work, and at the same time a little soft-hearted, so he changed his words: "Well, okay, let's leave after eating this meal." ”

"Yes."

"What do you mean by yes, as if it has to be approved by you."

"It was."

"Uh...... Well, you cow ......"

"Hmm."

“……”

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