The three words "Qu Fat San" came from the loudspeaker, oscillating back and forth, and Huang Tianwang's face turned black when he read his name, and then Qu Fatsan's voice came from the corner prescription, saying Oh, don't shout, I just had diarrhea and went to the thatched house, and my butt hasn't been wiped yet, can you not be so urgent?

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In addition to the head of the General Administration of Religion, Huang Tianwang of the People's Affairs Committee, and Hai Changzhenren, the chairman of the National Taoist Association, there is another big man on this stage, but he is a big man who can only be seen on TV.

Let's call it the Great Leader for short.

At this moment, the big leader's face is a little not good-looking, probably because he thinks that in such a solemn occasion, a large group of old men and promising young people in the world's top ten are actually mixed into such a bear child with a completely different painting style, which is really a bit of child's play.

Qu Fatsan didn't like the above, if it weren't for the death of many people, it is estimated that he would have been discharged a long time ago, and he is making such a fuss at the moment, which is naturally even more annoying.

He walked onto the stage with a grin, but most of them had black faces, and they obviously didn't like him.

Qu Fatsan did his own thing, and squeezed forward vigorously.

He was so nonsense, Huang Tianwang suddenly didn't feel very happy, stared at him, said Qu Xiaoge, and stand next to him, he will be officially awarded the title in a while, and everyone will be awarded the golden seal by the court to show orthodoxy.

Qu Fatsan said you told me to stand back, right?

Huang Tianwang nodded and said yes.

Qu Fatsan pointed at Haichang Zhenren and said, why don't you tell him to stand back?

Belch?

I was sitting in the audience, and when I saw that Qu Fatsan was coming, I knew that he was definitely not doing what he wanted, and it was estimated that he had already been holding back, but Haichang Zhenren, who was one of the big guys, was the first to suffer from the seedlings.

However, Hai Chang Zhenren, the senior, probably also knew Qu Fatsan's temperament, turned around, and smiled calmly: "Qu Xiaoyou doesn't know, I'm in front because of the hat on my head, it's not anything else, if you are a few years older, maybe you can take off my hat and wear it yourself." ”

Qu Fatsan looks like an innocent bear child, seriously?

Hai Chang Zhenren stroked his long beard, and then said: "With Xiaoyou's cultivation, as long as he grows a little older, he won't be able to catch it?" ”

He said this very comfortably, but in the eyes of others, the chairman of the Taoist Association, he actually had to pat this kid's ass, which is really a bit strange.

The most unhappy thing is probably Huang Tianwang of the People's Advisory Committee, who has a gloomy face and says that the two of you can finish talking? If it's over, then ask the leader to confer the title?

Qu Fatsan simply raised his hand neatly and said that I was fine.

Haichang Zhenren stretched out his hand and said please.

Huang Tianwang respectfully handed the microphone to the big leader, and the big leader took it and said: "After more than half a year of investigation and screening, the organizing committee selected ten masters who represent the strongest cultivation and the highest prestige in the world from among the countless cultivators across the country, and became the top ten in the world this year, they are the Haichang Zhenren of Baiyun Temple and the Shanyang Zhenren of Longhu Mountain...... As we all know, the selection of the top ten in the world was first in the early days of reform and opening up, when we ......"

Before the big leader's words were finished, at this time, suddenly Qu Fatsan raised his hand and said, "Wait, interrupt." ”

As soon as he spoke, there was silence in the whole room, and the big leader who was making an important speech also stopped talking.

Everyone's eyes looked at Qu Fatsan.

These people present are likely to represent a group of people at the highest level today, if ordinary people are looked at like this, they must be surprised and uneasy, but Qu Fatsan is crazy personally, the more people pay attention, the more he jumps out happily, walks to the front, and snatches another microphone from the hand of a staff member.

He glanced at the big leader in front of him, and then looked at the countless people in the audience.

I met his gaze in mid-air, only to see him wink at me, obviously very happy.

Qu Fatsan coughed lightly, and his voice spread through the microphone throughout the audience.

After making sure that there was a sound in the microphone, Qu Fatsan smiled slightly, and then said: "Just now, the leaders spoke, said a lot, I feel that the meetings I have held in my life have just ended, I went to pull a bubble Xiang, and when I came back, I found that I hadn't finished tossing, I saw everyone sitting below, probably muttering in my heart, saying, what is this......"

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter, and the big leader's face became iron-blue.

Several people next to him had black faces, but no one came up to snatch Qu Fatsan's microphone.

After all, he is the new top ten in the world, no matter what, it is not comparable to ordinary little people, if even the top ten in the world do not have the power to speak, it is estimated that many people will take this as a joke.

Qu Fatsan didn't care how ugly these people's faces were, he continued to say his words: "...... After listening to the leader's speech, I will say a few words on behalf of myself. ”

He paused, then raised his right hand, and counted one finger at a time: "Most of the top ten in the world in the first session have withered, and some are still alive, whether it is the first earth immortal Tao Jin Hongtao Zhenren in hundreds of years, or Huang Chenqu Jun who broke the main altar of evil spirits with a sword, or Dongbiao Zen Master who died in the Jinsha River, and the predecessors who shed countless blood for justice and justice, I have the greatest respect and admiration in my heart, in my heart, they are all god-like characters......

He said it sincerely, and everyone in the audience also restrained their mood to watch the play, and couldn't help but applaud vigorously and applaud loudly.

Qu Fatsan is the best at this kind of crowded scene, and continued: "It is with the blood of these predecessors that everyone has today's respect and admiration for the top ten in the world, thinking that only by becoming the top ten in the world can I be regarded as walking on the peak of life and realizing my self-worth, and it is for this purpose that I will participate in it." ”

"But just now, I was standing here, looking at these colleagues around me, and I don't know why, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and disappointed."

"Yes, I'm uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, with the first ten of the world's top ten predecessors, and now I'm among them, but I have an unprecedented panic, because I think compared to the classics of the first session, the top ten candidates in the world in the second session, except for a few people, the rest of the people are a little funny."

Yes?

When Qu Fatsan said such a sentence, the audience, which was originally quite calm, suddenly became a mess.

Countless people's hearts are probably like me, and their hearts say, "Coming, coming......"

The thing that everyone was looking forward to finally came, and in the end, someone still stood up and expressed their dissatisfaction with this list.

It's just that what people didn't expect was that Qu Fatsan was the first to jump out.

This is the ......

I subconsciously looked at Lu Zuo and found that he was expressionless, his eyes and nose were looking at his heart, as if he was settled, and he didn't move.

The rest of the people, surprised, relieved, or angry, had different faces.

At this time, a staff member ran towards Qu Fatsan, but Qu Fatsan glared at these people, under his stern and cold gaze, those people gradually slowed down, not daring to come forward to snatch the microphone.

At this time, the big leader had already stepped down.

I didn't notice the look on his face, and I didn't know what it was.

Qu Fatsan continued: "I don't know who the person who compiled the top ten lists in the world is, or what kind of consideration came up with it, the person who finally finalized this list, does he understand the matter of cultivation, or does he only know balance and politics? And the selection of the top ten in the world is stained with these messy things, is there any credibility? I don't know any of this, but from my heart, this list, which is full of insider information and balance, has tarnished the first batch of heroic ancestors who gave their lives to maintain the credibility of the top ten in the world, and I can't accept this. ”

"Therefore, on behalf of me personally, I only declare that I am fat and fat, and I quit this top ten bullshit in the world, and I don't want to be in the company of some scum who sneak into the list by licking their assholes!"

Qu Fatsan's last sentence was deafening, making people feel as if there was a thunderstorm above their heads.

It's so hot.

This kind of accusation by name made the faces of several people on the field suddenly become very embarrassed, and among the top ten in the world, whether it was Ma Lieri or Fu Jun, their faces turned black directly.

Huang Tianwang, the People's Advisory Committee next to him, turned even red, and rushed forward directly, wanting to snatch down Qu Fatsan's microphone.

As a result, Qu Fat's third hand waved, but he didn't let him catch it.

Huang Tianwang went up again, but he still didn't grab it, and was shaken again, which made the audience burst into laughter.

At this time, Huang Tianwang didn't grab it anymore, but pointed at Qu Fatsan's nose and shouted: "Huangkou Xiaoer, who are you instructed to make trouble on such an occasion and say such rebellious words?" ”

Qu Fatsan smiled slightly, and said that there is no one to instruct, I only follow my heart.

At this time, Ma Lieri was also furious, rushed forward, pointed at Qu Fatsan's nose, and scolded sharply: "You haven't been weaned yet, you really should quit, it's a shame that there are people like you in the top ten in the world!" You're ......."

Before he could finish speaking, the three absolute real people stood up.

He said, "Gentlemen......"

As soon as he spoke, there was a sudden silence on the stage, and everyone looked at him, while the real person raised his right hand and said calmly: "I only announce on behalf of myself that I will withdraw from this year's top ten ...... Well, no reason. ”

Rumble......

The audience was shocked.