A group of street writers is gathering a large group of street writers, because the ratio of men to women is as high as 99 to 1, a large number of male writers are flirting with few female writers. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Ruxue Lonely (female): "My daughter is finally three months old, and ten days will be 100 days, it's not easy!" ”

Flower hat (male): "Mother-in-law again, please accept the son-in-law!" Can you send me a beautiful photo of my lady, remember to send it privately! ”

Savage leader (male): "Mother-in-law, the exclusive red envelope is offered, this is filial piety to your old man, please be sure to raise my daughter-in-law for me!" ”

Old turtle to heaven (male): "You all go to die!" The daughter-in-law is mine, and the mother-in-law will send me the land quickly, and I will send milk powder to my daughter-in-law, it must be imported milk powder! All for the health of my daughter-in-law and my son! ”

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Seeing this scene, the shemale non-demon sighed secretly, is it so difficult to marry a daughter-in-law now? It was directly past the elementary school students and began to compete for the three-month-old baby.

For the happiness of the brothers in the group, the shemale non-demon had to reveal a long-hidden secret.

Shemale non-demon: "Actually, I have one thing to tell you, I also have three daughters to marry!" ”

"Ahh Father-in-law, your eldest son-in-law is here to help you get healthy and happy Dragon Boat Festival! This is the money to buy zongzi, and I honor you. When I paid for this month's manuscript, I immediately went to visit my daughter-in-law. "A certain great god suddenly appears at the beginning of each month.

"I am your second son-in-law, father-in-law, what do you think there are still shortcomings in the family? I'll buy it for you on JD.com right away, please send me the list and address! Another great god said in the middle of each month.

"You two don't have any level of sycophancy, I'm really ashamed to be a brother-in-law with you! Father-in-law, please give me my daughter-in-law's new contact information, and I want to ask my daughter-in-law what to do with her 100,000 yuan of remuneration this month! "The great god said at the end of the month.

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"Hmmm! You're all good boys! Well, there's a problem that needs to be solved. I need to scrape together money to go to South Vietnam to bring your mother-in-law back, this amount determines the congenital genes of your daughter-in-law in the future, please send me a red envelope as appropriate! The shemale said awe-inspiringly.

"Die!"

"Kill the shemale!"

"There was a ************* moment when the ladyboy wood rebelled, turned their faces and didn't recognize people, and the boat of friendship capsized when it was overturned.

(Code word card text, a short story is presented as an additional article, adapted from the author's remarks on a certain day of the water group of the author group.) No responsibility for any offense! ）