Probably because I hadn't had a good night's rest, I heard laughter for the first time and thought it was a hallucination. The second time I heard the strange laughter, it made me feel a thrill all over my body! The voice was terrifying, like a sharp object cutting through glass, and every laugh hit the bone. It was the scariest laugh I've ever heard.

I barely bothered to get up, trembling and touching a cigarette, my right hand trembling, and lit the fire for a few moments, my upper and lower teeth chattering. I pretended to be resting, closed my eyes slightly, and glanced at Zhou Daming in the room through the gap in my eyes. This Zhou Daming is not much different from the Zhou Daming I know, in appearance. I just feel that my expression is more serious and I don't smile. In the middle of the night, no one could laugh at this kind of thing, so I didn't pay much attention to it. From time to time, he stared at the talisman on my chest, walking up and down the room. As my own brother, I was still very touched to come overnight in such a dangerous situation.

"Azi, I'm a half-immortal. Are you okay! I'm in a hurry, brother! Outside the door, Zhou Daming's voice came again.

I always felt that something was wrong, and then I suddenly realized that there were many things that were wrong in the house. For example, Zhou Daming, whom I know, never calls me by my full name, and he is a master who can laugh at the make-up exam, why is he suddenly so serious? But I'm not sure what the hell is outside the door! Caught in a dilemma for a while.

I hung a half-human-high mirror on the wall of the hall facing the sofa. At the moment, the mirror is pointing at me, and I only need to look up a little to see it. I glanced in the mirror and was taken aback, and pimples crawled all over my body. Zhou Daming in the mirror, where is there a human appearance. A mouth faintly flashed on the back of his head, grinning to the base of his ear, as if he was laughing and crying.

At this moment, it came again! Yikes! Yikes! The hen grinned like an egg. I glanced at Zhou Daming, and the guy still looked serious.

"Are you smiling?"

"I didn't laugh!"

I was even more scared, and the laughter was coming from outside the door? I had a bad feeling in my heart.

"Open the door, Azie!" The voice outside the door was heard again. I chuckled and thought to myself, "No!" People are unlucky, and they are stuffed between their teeth when they drink water. Wouldn't it be another dirty thing? "I couldn't hide the tension in my heart, and my whole body began to tremble. Grit your teeth and force yourself to be calm. asked Zhou Daming tentatively, intending to see his details.

"Half-immortal, how did you see that thing just now?" That thing refers to the ghost woman who was driven away by Zhou Daming just now.

After a while, Zhou Daming in the house reacted and said with a sneer, "Haha! Is the half-immortal calling me? ”

I chuckled, the cigarette butt fell from my hand, and I sat up straight. I can be sure that this guy is definitely not Zhou Daming. I jokingly call Zhou Daming a half-immortal, but I rarely use his real name. He didn't seem to know the name at all.

My whole body started to tremble, and I couldn't help but look up at the guy.

Zhou Daming in the room was still sitting dry, obviously a little impatient, staring directly at the yellow charm on my chest, cocking his orchid fingers, unconsciously fiddling with the corners of his clothes, I saw a 200-pound big fat man, playing with the corners of his clothes with his orchid fingers like a woman, that twisted look, almost made me laugh out loud. When you think about it, it's a boundless fear!

"Azie! Are you alright, my good brother! Then there was another knock at the door.

"I'll open the door" I pretended to be calm again, pressed the armrest of the sofa with my hand, and held it three or four times before I could barely stand up!

"Can't open!"

Zhou Daming, who was in the house, showed a trace of displeasure on his face, and hurriedly stopped: "It must be that thing that came back just now, have you forgotten that ghost woman?" ”

I don't care what the fuck you say, tell me to stay with you shit. I might as well open the door and run to the street to safety. This Zhou Daming, I have already concluded that it is that thing, where do you dare to stay half a step longer. At this time, I don't know where the strength came from, three steps into two steps, and with a bang, the door opened!

"Azi! I'm scared to death, you're fine! A big fat man jumped up and hugged me, and he was out of breath. I struggled for a long time to get rid of him. The fat man choked up a little and said, "You're fine!" He looked up and saw a man in the room, exactly like him! This guy actually burst into tears and laughed.

"It's really fate to meet thousands of miles away, is there still a long-lost brother in this half-immortal?"

The thing couldn't hold it on its face, and suddenly had a serious face, and shouted, "Xia Ji be careful, that fat man is not a human!" ”

"If I believe you, I'll fall for it!" I cursed in my heart, this dead fat man is my college roommate, even if he turns to ashes, I will recognize it! With the addition of a half-immortal, my courage increased sharply and I turned around. He asked in the tone of the county magistrate's judgment.

"Whoever is coming, don't report your name quickly!"

"Tang Lili......"

Suddenly, a female voice came out of the thing's mouth. After a moment, the thing seemed to be conscious, so it no longer disguised it, and as if tearing the window paper, it tore the fat man's shell to shreds with a few sounds, revealing a ghostly appearance. The right skull was also exposed, with a curled scalp, a miserable white, an eyeball on his face, and his lips were black and purple!

"I'm rubbing! Xiaoji, are you showing me a VR horror movie? The half-immortal said with a smile. VR is now a popular stereoscopic virtual platform. "Damn, you're so heartless, can you still laugh like this?" I am further convinced that this is my family's half-immortal! "Azi, this guy is difficult, isn't she just a hanged ghost?" "What's that?" I couldn't help but look at the half-immortal with admiration, and thought to myself, "This thing really has some urine!" ”

"She's a female hanger!" The half-immortal said solemnly. I thought to myself, "What the fuck, you can see it on a human being!" "I was speechless in my heart, 10,000 *** flew by." I'll adjust the atmosphere, but I don't know what she's like," the half-fairy continued. Before the half-immortal could finish speaking, the thing took action, and pounced with teeth and claws.

The half-immortal was not in a hurry, took out the book from his arms, and saw that the title of the book was written "The Records of the Mountains and Seas of Demons", and the half-immortal slowly flipped through it. The ghost thing reached out and grabbed it, this grasp was so strong that it dragged the half-immortal's arm to bleed, where could the half-immortal stop it, and he screamed "Whoa" and said, "I'm about to find a way!" ”

Fortunately, the fierce mouth was wounded by my blood. It could only grasp the ten sharp claws, carrying the sneering wind, and grasping it on the thick coat of the half-immortal. Due to the cold night, the half-immortal specially brought a coat. That thick coat was torn to shreds by the ghost! Seeing that the situation was urgent, I slammed the fat man to the side, and he retreated to the side. We hid under the sofa chair and let it grab at the chair, and the sawdust flew straight away.

"Half immortal, have you found a way?"

"Found it! In the first step, pour the flour and refined salt into a basin, mix into a dough, and knead repeatedly until the dough is smooth and soft. ”

"Half Immortal, you resist first, I'll go and knead the dough!" I thought to myself, "What the hell is this, dough can actually subdue the ghosts?" ”

"The second step, on the cutting board, fold it in half, sprinkle it with dry flour, then stretch, fold it in half, and sprinkle dry noodles again!" I also thought that something was wrong, but I could only do it, and there was no better way to do it at the moment.

"And then what?" I asked out loud. The half-immortal buried his head under the sofa chair, revealing half of his buttocks, and was grabbed by the ghost, and all five fingers were inserted, and blood flowed everywhere! Half-immortal: "Whew! "A bang.

"In the third step, put the noodles in a pan of boiling soup, fry them until golden brown, and then remove them."

"Are you going to fry fritters?" I roared.

It turns out that the half-immortal mistakenly regarded the fried juniper as a fried ghost! It's really unreliable as always, I couldn't help but scold, "Dead fatty, can you be serious on this damn joint!" ”

"Mom! It hurts me to death...... This ghost is really a stinky man! ”

The Husband of Chasing Stinks comes from "Lü's Spring and Autumn Period", which tells the story of a person in ancient times who was fond of chasing strange smells and lived alone in the East China Sea. Ji Xiaolan's "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang" also recorded a story of a ghost chasing stink: there was a Xiucai who was studying in an ancient temple and went to the thatched house to squat in the pit, and there was a hideous-looking ghost, who probed his brain, intending to scare Xiucai to death. That Xiucai was not afraid at all, so he put the lampstand on the ghost's head, squatted in the pit, and stuffed the filthy paper into the ghost's mouth, and the ghost was made to vomit nonstop! I didn't dare to come out for three years to be scary.

At this time, a male duck opened his mouth and scolded, "Mom! I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and it was noisy! If you delay Lao Tzu's business, you must be hacked to death with a knife! ”

Sure enough, after a crackling sound of slippers, a middle-aged man with a scruffy beard came down from the stairs with a kitchen knife in his hand and rubbing his eyes. When the ghost heard the scolding, he was obviously angry......

The ghost, with his hair scattered and his whole body white and miserable, floated to the door, waiting for the man to come. The man didn't seem to wake up, he kept rubbing his eyes, and in a daze, he saw a person blocking the door. He pinned the kitchen knife to the waistband of his trousers. Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, rolling up his sleeves, grabbing the ghost's collar with his left hand, opening his right hand and opening his bow left and right, it was a wild pump. His mouth was still broken: "I'll make you fucking noisy!!" After a few slaps, he turned around and left!

The ghost was stunned and froze in place. Later, I learned that this man's name was Lu Jianguo. He is a bachelor, and it is said that the figure of eight is extremely hard. Even the haunted cemetery, as long as he is in charge, there is no fart. He used to work in crematoriums, morgues, and was fired soon after! The reason for expelling him is stunning. It is said that because of him in charge, those things were entrusted to the relevant leaders overnight, and they made trouble for several nights! The leader had no choice but to expel him, and that night, as expected, he didn't have any dreams. As the old man said, this person is really my lucky star, and I have saved the day many times! That's of course an afterthought.

"Look where you run!" The half-immortal bit the tip of his tongue and spurted out a mouthful of blood, which was sprinkled on the ghost's body. The ghost screamed wildly, white smoke coming out of his body, and a pained expression appeared. The yang energy of the living person, with the blood spread all over the body, and the yang energy is the heaviest with the blood on the tip of the tongue, not to mention the little hanged ghost, even the king of Yama is afraid of three points. The demi-immortal finally found a way.

"It seems that you have to force me to make a move!" A little boy's voice came.

I listened carefully to the sound and thought it was a little familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while! I pondered for a long time, and in a trance, I realized that it wasn't the child in my dream?

"It's been a year, and it's been a month, and the day has been ......," the little boy's voice came again!

This is my birthday, how the hell does this shit know? Thinking of this, I felt like I had fallen into an ice cave, and my heart was filled with fear......