Chapter 60: The Real World
Peaceful days always pass quickly, and that zombie doctor Wu Zitong has disappeared since he took the money from Zhu Kunming. However, Zhu Kunming is not worried about this, because he can run the monk, he can't run the temple. Anyway, Master Ren's family is here, if he really dares to go and never return, then he can't blame Zhu Kunming for being ruthless.
As the saying goes, the father's debt is repaid, and in Zhu Kunming's opinion, it is also excellent for the nephew's debt to be borne by the uncle.
"How many times have I told you, usually work harder, look at you, two big men, you can't even move a bill, how could I take you two as apprentices! Hey, it's useless! Uncle Jiu, who was standing at the foot of the cemetery mountain, was wearing a Taoist robe, pointing to Wen Cai and Qiusheng who were moving bills on the mountain and sighed.
Hearing the master's scolding, Qiusheng, who is usually more clever, immediately pretended to be aggrieved and said, "Master! It's not that we don't have to work, it's that this bill is full of sacrifices, and this is the way up the mountain. The bill is really heavy! ”
Listening to the apprentice's complaints, Uncle Nine shook his head helplessly, and then walked towards the mountain without saying a word.
Seeing that the master ignored him, Qiusheng looked at Zhu Kunming who was looking left and right on the side, and said with a smile, "Brother Zhu, I see that you are so leisurely, you might as well help us carry it!" ”
Zhu Kunming looked at Qiusheng who was smiling, and said with a smile, "No matter." ”
"No matter! Is there a mistake? No matter how happy you laugh! Qiusheng thought that Zhu Kunming would agree, but he didn't complain after hearing this.
Because after sending the corpse, the four-eyed Taoist who happened to have time to join in the fun today, looked at the cloudy sky, and said, "Okay, hurry up, otherwise it will rain in a while, and we will become soup chickens." ”
Listening to the words of the four-eyed Taoist, Qiusheng replied, "Then Uncle Shi, you can help us." ”
"Me!" The four-eyed Taoist said, pointing to his nose.
Looking at the gesture of the four-eyed Taoist, Wen Cai, who had the best relationship with him, said with a smile, "Yes, Uncle Shi, you are the best for us, just help us." ”
Listening to Wen Cai's words, the four-eyed Taoist walked towards the mountain without looking back, leaving speechless words, "Two little bastards, they even dare to fight Uncle Shi's abacus!" It's really incorrigible, you guys play slowly, anyway, at the wrong time, senior brother, he won't be teaching me. ”
"Uncle Shi! Uncle Shi, don't go! Looking at the four-eyed Taoist who was running away, Wen Cai shouted a few words, and then asked Qiusheng, who was suffering from hard work, "Qiusheng, what should I do!" ”
When Qiusheng heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "What else can I do!" Move, who made us apprentices! ”
Zhu Kunming listened to the words of the two in his ear, smiled and said, "You guys play slowly, I'm going to take the first step." After saying this, Zhu Kunming galloped towards the top of the mountain step by step, leaving the two Qiusheng who looked at each other.
Qiusheng looked at Zhu Kunming, who ran out of the distance in a few steps, and said to Wen Cai puzzled, "! Wencai, what did he eat to grow up? It's all human, how could he be so fierce! ”
Wen Cai listened, shook his head and said, "I don't know! However, this person's martial arts are really high, and the master also admires his martial arts very much, saying that he can not be afraid of zombies by relying on this ability. ”
Woo, woo, woo. Listening to the wind whistling in his ears, Wen Cai looked at the top of his head and said to Qiusheng, "Let's hurry up too, otherwise it will really rain." ”
"Really, this is the weather!" Listening to Wen Cai's words, Qiusheng, who was suddenly blown into his eyes by the sand, complained and said.
Wen Cai, who was moving the bill hard, looked behind Qiusheng and shouted at him in surprise, "Huh! Qiusheng, look, that's a girl behind you, isn't it beautiful? ”
"What!" Qiusheng, who kept blinking his eyes, turned his head to look after hearing Wen Cai's words. I saw a bluestone tombstone with a photo on it, which read
Tomb of Wang Xiaomin.
Looking at the inscription on the tombstone, Qiusheng shook his head and said to himself, "I died at the age of twenty!" What a pity! After saying this, Qiusheng grabbed two apples from the table with the bill in one hand, and then threw them in front of Wang Xiaomin's tombstone, and said to the tombstone, "Seeing that you are so pitiful, I will give you two apples to eat!" ”
"Thank you."
Qiusheng, who was carrying the bill to the mountain, listened to the faint sound of thanks in his ears, and asked Wen Cai strangely, "What did you say thank you for me?" ”
"No! I didn't say anything, maybe it was the wind, you heard it wrong. Regarding Qiusheng's words, Wen Cai said disappreciatively.
On the top of the mountain, Uncle Nine looked at the sweaty Wencai and reprimanded him unhappily, "Why are you two so slow!" Go and get the bill in order, or it's going to rain in a minute. ”
Looking at the clumsy apprentice, after everything was ready, Uncle Nine glanced at Master Ren on the side and said, "Master Ren, everything is ready, after everyone puts on the pillar incense, you can start." ”
"Hmm," Master Ren looked at the incense burner placed on the bill, took the incense handed by Qiusheng, and inserted it in the incense burner first.
After the incense, Master Ren looked at his daughter and nephew who were making incense, and said to Uncle Nine who was standing quietly on the side with a smile, "Uncle Jiu, come and see, how is the feng shui of our land?" ”
When Uncle Nine heard this, he looked around, nodded and said, "Good acupoint!" Surrounded by four peaks, the mountain under our feet is between the four mountain guards, and it is the lowest one, if I guess correctly, this should be the place where the hidden dragon ascends to heaven! ”
After listening to Uncle Nine's words, Master Ren laughed and said, "Uncle Nine is really good eyesight!" The feng shui gentleman also said that this is a rare good hole. ”
Uncle Nine looked at the workers who were beginning to dismantle the tombstones, nodded and said, "That person is right, with this tomb, as long as you are in the coffin in the way of burial, then you will wait to soar into the sky." ”
Master Ren sighed when he heard this, "Hey, that feng shui gentleman said the same thing at the time, but unfortunately my business has been getting worse and worse in the past 20 years!" Even the original commercial network that went straight to all directions was taken away by the opponent, so that I now have to shrink in Renjia Town! ”
The four-eyed Taoist leader listened to Master Ren's words, and asked strangely, "Impossible!" This feng shui bureau is definitely a game of the hidden dragon ascending to heaven! Why don't you send it! ”
Listening to his junior brother's words, Uncle Nine was also puzzled.
Zhu Kunming listened to the words of several people, and asked cautiously, "Uncle Jiu, isn't this feng shui bureau a dragonfly?" ”
After hearing this, Uncle Nine pointed to the peaks on the four sides and said, "No, this place is guarded by the four mountains, and it is a situation where the hidden dragon ascends to heaven, which is richer and more expensive than a dragonfly." ”
Zhu Kunming, who heard this, looked at Wu Zitong, who was accompanying Ren Tingting and confronting Ren Tingting's cousin Ah Fa, and became more and more confused. You must know that the tomb of the old lady Ren in the movie is a dragonfly and a little water, and there is no Wu Zitong and the four-eyed Taoist at this time.
Just when Zhu Kunming was thinking about whether Old Lady Ren would turn into a zombie, Qiusheng, who was guarding next to the grave, suddenly shouted, "Master, it's dug up, but this underground is actually a basement!" ”
"Basement! How is it possible to have a basement? Hearing this, Uncle Nine ran towards the tomb with a strange-looking four-eyed Taoist.
Looking at the sarcophagus in the basement, which was suspended in the air by iron chains, and the pool of water dug artificially under the coffin, Uncle Nine and the four-eyed Taoist exclaimed in unison, "Ah! Iron lock coffin! Dragon Pool! ”