"What is three plus four?" A bear paw slapped the blackboard, and a big black bear with V-shaped white fur on his chest stood in front of the blackboard, neatly wearing a special oversized suit and a tie around his neck, looking like a sanctimonious animal teacher. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the classroom, a little black cat is lying on the table, and a panda sits next to it, and Linlin and Curzon are getting together and muttering behind the class.

"Seven!" The little black cat replied lazily, such a simple question still needs to be learned, don't be too depressed.

"Six!" The panda roared.

"Seven! Stupid bear! The little black cat said disdainfully.

"I'm a panda, he's a bear!" Yuan Yuan pointed to the teacher on the podium, Lu Qiang's face collapsed when he heard this, he didn't want to be a bear, he wanted to be a man, he wanted to be a wife......

The reason why he has to dress so formally in class is to let everyone remember: he is a person, a man who has taken away a bear.

But what else can you say in the face of Yuanyuan's accusations, childish words are unscrupulous, the wind blows, and men can't say that they are suffering......

"Pandas are also bears, a type of bear." Blackie points out the mistake to Yuanyuan.

"No, a panda is a panda, a bear is a bear, a panda can be a dragon hero, and a bear can only be a dragon."

"You're wrong, a panda is a bear, it's a bear!"

"I'm not wrong, a panda is a panda, a bear is a bear!"

The two little guys were arguing in class, Lu Qiang was lying on the side, and a bear heart was shot to the ground......

"I'm a panda, not a bear, I want to be a dragon hero!" Standing up in a round atmosphere, he looked at the little black cat condescendingly.

The little black cat glanced at him, lazily changed his position, and rested his head on top of his paws. "You're almost the same as a bear er."

"No, I'm Xiong Da, it's Xiong Er." Lu Qiang lay down again.

"Why don't we play the game of Bear Big Bear II?" Digression for 108,000 miles, Yuanyuan's attention shifted quickly.

"Then who should be bald?"

"You!" Yuanyuan pointed to the little black cat.

"I'm a cat, not a bald head."

"Then you can be bald!"

"I'm going to be bald, you can't outrun me, and you'll be caught at once."

"Yes......" Yuanyuan felt that Xiao Hei made sense, but he immediately had a solution. Curzon! Curzon! ”

"What? Why? Curzon asked, looking up.

"You should be bald strong, I will be Xiong Da, Lu Qiang will be Xiong Er, let's play bear infested treasure hunting bear soldiers!"

"Good! All right! I'll be a toot, I'll be a toot! When the little black cat heard this, he immediately became energetic.

"Silence! Quiet! Lu Qiang got angry, slapped the lectern hard, bang

"It's class time, Yuanyuan, you sit down for me, if you don't follow the discipline again, the honey chicken wings at night will be gone."

"But people want to play Raiders of the Lost Ark with Bears."

"Play again after class, play together after class, okay?"

"Okay......" Yuan Yuan sat down sluggishly, looking reluctant.

Emphasizing the classroom discipline again, Lu Qiang then began to talk about addition and subtraction within ten, this math Xiaohei learns quickly, but Yuanyuan can't do it, he can't remember how to teach, and he forgets when he turns his head.

After talking about it a few more times, Yuanyuan finally remembered that three plus four equals seven, Lu Qiang shook his head helplessly, this is to find something to do for a few non-humans, no one expects to really teach anything, and it is useless to teach it, it is just a way to pass the time and save trouble. However, the only thing is not the work to be studied, Lu Qiang still wants to do his best to do a good job.

Just as he was thinking about it, Yuan Yuan suddenly raised a bear paw, "Teacher! I'm going to ask a question. ”

"What questions do you want to ask?"

"Teacher! Do you know martial arts? ”

"Martial arts? Why? ”

"I want to learn martial arts, I want to have 'qi', I want to become a dragon hero."

“...... The teacher doesn't know martial arts......"

"I want to learn, I want to learn, I want to learn, I want to be a dragon hero!" Yuanyuan immediately quit.

"But I don't know martial arts!"

"I don't care, I'm going to learn anyway, I'm going to be very powerful, I'm going to be very powerful, and I can defeat the bad guys all at once."

"And who's the badass?"

"......" Yuanyuan fell into deep thought, and after a while, it finally figured it out, "Liu Huaiyi!" He's the villain, he's the darkness and I'm the light, and I'm going to defeat him. ”

"I want to learn martial arts, I want to defeat the bad guys." Yuan Yuan shouted again.

"But I don't know martial arts!" Lu Qiang emphasized again.

"Curzon! Do you know martial arts? ”

"Neither will I!"

"Where's Linlin?"

"I can only cook!"

"That ......" Yuanyuan was worried.

"I know, I know who knows martial arts." Xiao Hei suddenly interjected.

"Who? Tell me quickly. ”

"The guards, those guards at the base, they all know martial arts, and I often see them practicing martial arts on the playground when they have nothing to do."

"Good! All right! I'm going to learn martial arts, I'm going to learn martial arts! Yuan Yuan shouted happily, rolled down to the ground, alternated his four legs, and rushed out of the classroom and went straight to the playground.

"Yuanyuan, come back! Come back to class! Lu Qiang's shouting was useless, and when he turned around, Xiao Hei also disappeared from the desk, and when he saw it again, a black shadow flashed away from the corner of the door.

Lin Lin and Curzon glanced at each other, looked at Teacher Xiong with a depressed face, and hurriedly chased them out together, their mission at the base was to take care of Xiao Hei and Yuanyuan, and at the same time prevent them from messing around and escaping.

The panda ran very fast, and the two of them hurried slowly, and when they arrived at the playground, Yuan Yuan and Xiao Hei had already been there for a long time.

At this time, there was a team of soldiers training on the playground, they were playing military boxing, and the panda stood aside, learning from the soldiers, and following the same way.

Xiao Hei stood on top of the panda's head, standing upright on his two hind legs, and was also gesturing there decently.

"Hey! Ha! ”

"Hey! Ha! Meow~~"

The two of them followed the queue and roared from time to time, which immediately attracted the attention of the soldiers, and when they saw that it was these two little things, the soldiers laughed and laughed.

"Look at what! What should I do, do I know if I don't squint? The instructor who led the team immediately quit, and quickly taught a lesson, and immediately the entire training team returned to normal.

The training was boring, but the two little guys actually persevered, and when the soldiers finished training and lined up to walk to the canteen, Yuanyuan followed behind the queue and walked to the canteen step by step.

"Sit!"

With a bang, all the soldiers sat down at the same time.

Glancing at the past, the corner of the officer's eyes twitched, and a black and white flower mixed in a pile of olive green was too conspicuous. Seeing that the panda didn't make trouble, he climbed into the chair and sat down properly, and the officer decided to ignore its existence.

"Open the meal!"

As soon as the words fell, the cafeteria suddenly sounded the sound of snoring and eating, but soon there was a murmur.

"Don't rob me, the braised chicken wings belong to you! Deep-fried little yellow croaker is mine! ”