Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

What the hell is this sound? I pricked up my ears to listen. The laughter rang out again, and I finally determined the source of the laughter. It's big! Belly! God!

In a place where birds don't, there are such scary things!

Laughter again, clear! Cacophony! It's not something that can be sent out by a human throat.

I rubbed my eyes and looked closely at the pot-bellied idol. The one in the middle actually moved, grinning at the back of his head, and let out a strange laugh from inside. The pot-bellied god actually got up and stood like a man. A big fat man in life, with two balloons on his cheeks, bulging one by one.

"Rub! It's a dog! Lao Tzu actually wants to be fed a frog! I rubbed my eyes again, and everything was back to normal, there was no laughter, and there was no movement from the potbelly.

After a moment of silence, a crisp and pleasant sound came.

"What a handsome brother, what are you thinking here?"

"Damn!" It almost scared the hell out of me. Seeing that I didn't move, the voice said again, "Brother, I got lost at night, can you help me?" The voice was behind me, and I looked back to see a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, with a slender figure and a beautiful appearance, but her head was always down.

I looked her up and down, and it didn't look like a ghost, but a little familiar. I thought about it in my mind, and it was a strange feeling, in short, a sense of déjà vu. I thought to myself, "I can't panic now, if I panic, I will run away from the yang energy, and then it will really be over!" So he pretended to be calm and replied, "How can I help you?" ”

The woman smiled, patted me on the shoulder, and chuckled softly, "Brother! Can I sit next to you and talk? I thought to myself, "Let's see what you can talk about!" He nodded. She sat down and smiled. There was a strange aroma from my body, and I couldn't tell what it smelled like.

Seeing that I was not afraid of her, the woman sat down beside me in a huddle. I saw her wearing a tight dress and trousers, the curves of her whole body were outlined, and her feet were wearing a pair of red embroidered shoes. She took off her embroidered shoes, revealing a pair of small white jade feet, giggling. I stared at the "red embroidered shoes" in a daze, and I couldn't help but think of the story of "a pair of embroidered shoes"! I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat.

The woman smiled and said, "Brother! How do you sit alone in a temple? I scolded in my heart, "Lao Tzu, the fucking ghost knows!" But never show it, casually saying "Oh! The woman continued, "Brother! I feel cold, can you lean on my shoulder? She didn't wait for me to speak, and leaned in on herself. Hands and feet began to be dishonest and groped around me. The hands were icy, as if they had been salvaged from a glacial lake. Caught off guard, those hands reached into my clothes. I was so frozen that I stood up violently.

Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to run, the doors are locked, where is Lao Tzu going? Besides, my whole body seemed to be pressed by something, and I couldn't stand up at all. If nothing else, I'm empty-handed. The only Heavenly Master Bronze Seal and meteorite fragments that can be relied on are all engaged in their hometown, where do they dare to move.

"Look at me, I'm not going to eat you!" I subconsciously let out an "oh", and then looked up, and her buried head was also raised. The face is very delicate, with delicate facial features, thin eyebrows, big eyes, a high nose bridge, and a crystal clear small mouth. I have been in the city for many years, and it is rare to see such a beautiful woman, who can be a model for plastic surgery advertising.

"Sister Lian?" I thought to myself, this is so unreal, it must be an illusion.

"Could it be that thing turned into Lianmei's appearance to harm me?" I don't feel a hair in my heart.

"Brother! Am I good-looking? My sister is lost, can you send me home? The woman said in a somewhat choked voice, "Good brother, please!" I had an ominous premonition in my heart, "Is this a ghost?" According to the "Secret of Maoshan Mountain", once a person is frightened, or when he is strongly frightened, the taste of the meat will turn sour. So before the monster wants to eat people, it will either become a beautiful woman or a handsome guy to hook up.

When I think about this, I can't help but feel creepy. What kind of bird is hidden under this beautiful human skin? Human beings are often full of fear of the unknown. Knowing the date of death, you can still accept it calmly. Fear of the unknown, like this, only brings uneasiness and anxiety.

"Let's go! Good brother, I beg you! The woman made a tingling sound. Although I am also an ordinary human being, I have not been so afraid of these things since I experienced these horrific events. I casually promised, "Okay! The woman was clearly overjoyed, perhaps thinking that the time had come.

She hugged me tightly, one hand slicing across my back. I was so wooden that I couldn't stand up. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew behind him, and it was cold and biting. Only a few clicks were heard, like the sound of a sword unsheathed. Several hard metal strips were scratched around my back, and the skin was torn!

"Let go, you have to dare to put your hand on it again, see if I don't beat you to the ground!" The voice couldn't be more familiar, it was Lu Jianguo, he kicked open the temple door and rushed in. The ghost thing was obviously startled, and stood aside and laughed strangely, as if he was very afraid of Lu Jianguo.

Lu Jianguo didn't say a word, stepped forward and grabbed my hand and strode wildly. The hand that grabbed my arm was like an iron tong coming down, and I screamed in pain. Not long after running wildly, I heard several long howls in the Potbelly Temple, followed by the sound of fighting, human roars, and brass drums, as if there had been a fierce battle.

Lu Jianguo didn't let go, dragged me to the back mountain and rushed up, running wildly on the sheep intestine trail for more than ten minutes. I almost ran out of breath, and my bile was about to vomit, and finally stopped in front of a hillside, his hand still clutching. It took me a long time to catch my breath before I recovered.

Stunned, he asked, "Uncle Lu, what is that?" Lu Jianguo looked obscene, and said with a smile, "Maybe it's a woman who eloped!" I asked Uncle Lu again, "In the middle of the night, how could a woman elope to the temple?" Lu Jianguo casually cut off half of the grass, put it in his mouth, and said with a grin, "Maybe she's a slut!" ”

"Uncle Lu, where are you going to take me to this back mountain?"

"To a safe place, of course!"

"Don't worry, rest for a while! It's in front of you, just follow me! Lu Jianguo was afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so he continued to explain. After he finished speaking, he squatted down, took off his shoes, and picked his feet.

Something is wrong, this Lu Jianguo is very wrong.

Uncle Lu has always given me the feeling of being calm and honest. Although the dress is quite modest. However, there has never been such a second-rate atmosphere. I was surprised in my heart, this is definitely not the Uncle Lu I know. Hum! Ghosts can be imitated vividly in appearance and voice, but they can't be imitated in character. So I asked, "That girl is very beautiful, more punctual than the proprietress of the Banyan Oiran beauty salon!" ”

"Hmmm! Very punctual, really punctual! ”

I was sure at once, this thing was definitely not the Uncle Lu I knew. I haven't been to the Rongcheng Oiran Beauty Salon with Uncle Lu at all, and I can't afford it. I don't know if Uncle Lu has been there or not. But we definitely haven't been together, that's for sure.

"! I'm afraid that I'm more than lucky! "Lu Jianguo held me tightly, and I didn't have the strength to resist at all. I'm afraid I'm going to confess this little life, and I don't know what he is.

According to the record of "The Secret of Maoshan Mountain": "Ghosts are afraid of shadows! This means that ghosts are afraid to look in the mirror, and when they look in the mirror, they will be revealed. As soon as I touched my pocket, Lao Tzu was happy! Running all the way like this, the phone is gone, God help me!

I took out my phone and wanted to take a picture of Lu Jianguo with the black screen of my phone. I pulled out my phone and listened to the thing rattle and laugh.

Lu Jianguo turned his head and laughed wildly, "Do you want to see who I really am?" Quack, another horrible laugh came. I was stunned at first glance, and immediately reacted. Isn't that a fox flower? It was the fox immortal who was injured by Bai Ze a few days ago.

"I'll rub!" The road is narrow, and what is even more terrifying is that Lao Tzu is empty-handed, and he didn't even bring Zhang Huangfu. "Hey! Lao Tzu has blood on the tip of his tongue, and he is afraid of a hammer! I bit the tip of my tongue and spurted blood. The fox fairy took out his handkerchief, wiped his face, and smiled strangely. "Rub! What the hell is going on? "Later, I learned that living creatures are naturally not afraid of blood on the tip of their tongues, let alone this kind of fox fairy who has been practicing for a hundred years.

The fox laughed wildly, as if admiring a piece of food!

"The body of Lingyang is finally mine! Rattle! The old lady has eaten more than 80 sacrifices to the afterlife, and it is not as good as you! ”

"Spirit Yang Body, what does this have to do with me?" I asked, puzzled.

"Your kid is dying, do you want to know what the "Spirit Yang Body" is! "Fox Xiaohua stared at me directly, like a hungry ghost staring at food, and a thief staring at RMB, and she was hairy.

"I don't know! I don't want to know at all! ”

"Since you sincerely asked, then the old lady will tell you compassionately!" Fox Xiaohua didn't pay attention to me at all, and said to herself.

Speechless, I'm fucking speechless.

Fox Daxian is also too narcissistic!

The body of Lingyang, to put it bluntly, is the third world's bachelor. The first three lives were either monks or Taoist priests, otherwise they were Feng Shui gentlemen with five disadvantages and three deficiencies. I've said it before.,I'm already a consummation of the two worlds.,In my previous life, I was a domineering Taoist.,It's just that I kill too many ghosts.,Resulting in not enough morality.,Although this name is not very loud.,But look at the content full of domineering.,I'm barely able to accept it.。

However, this third-world bachelor is really too sad, and the ghost wants such a title, go to your mother's Lingyang body. Lao Tzu didn't get any benefits, and he was even worried about ghosts. Having said that, I'm still a single, Cao Nima, I won't make up this life and become a fourth-generation single!

"Spirit Yang Body, so what?"

"Dead boy, Lingyang's body, others can't ask for it. You are a natural cultivator, and you have a strong qi in your body. Rattle! If I eat it, I can increase my Taoism for thousands of years! ”

Depend on! Fox Daxian's explanation is too rebellious! I feel like I've been given a third-rate web novel, and I'm indescribably disgusting, what's the difference between this and what to eat and what to make up? If you eat a pig's head, you really won't be able to look like a pig's head. It's bullshit, but I don't dare say it.

"So, now you can look at it, right? If the meat is sour, it will be gone! Fox Daxian wiped his mouth, looking impatient.

I was a little panicked when I saw this situation, and hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Wait! I have something to say......"