In the face of such a smart little Lori, the innocent Yi Ersan was very entangled: Sent me Lori? The author is not very good at handling things and has to complain.

However, in this case, according to the "Naked Accidental Encounter Operation Manual", what should I do?

What to do?

What to do!

As the chief of this freshman, Yi Ersan naturally has first-class IQ and adaptability, and in the face of this unexpected situation, he tried to think of the following possibilities in an instant.

1. Cover your eyes, turn around immediately, and say in a panic like a waste: "I'm sorry." "Then he was beaten by this girl.

Second, pretending to cover her eyes, peeked through her fingers like a pervert at this petite, fair-skinned, ruddy, short-haired girl, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't see it." "And then he was beaten.

3. Looking at the girl's carcass like a man, he gave a thumbs up: "Thank you for your hospitality!" "And then he was beaten.

Fourth, take off your clothes as a return gift, then be beaten, and then taken away by the police uncle, cancel your school status, and make headlines.

Fifth, as a gentleman, decisively pounce on it, and then be beaten, and possibly shot, and then beaten.

No matter what you do, you will be beaten.

But.

But......

But!

It's too shameless to be beaten up by such a petite girl like a schoolboy!

The quick-witted Yi Ersan would not accept such an outcome.

So he raised his right fist and headed it towards ......

He was punched in the face.

Burst!

Then Yi Ersan smashed his head to the ground with the integrity of a man.

Boom!

Kneel down and apologize.

"I'm so sorry!"

Perfectly solved.

A smug smile appeared on the corner of Yi Ersan's mouth.

But things turned out a little unexpectedly.

"Xiao Yi? Xiao Yi! The girl's voice was not a trace of panic and shyness, but contained joy.

Is this the reaction to being seen by the opposite sex?

The girls these days are so open.

The boy was surprised.

Wrong! Xiao Yi? She just said Xiao Yi?

There are only two people in this world who would call themselves that!

He looked up at the girl's delicate ankles, slender waist, and vague face, and then looked down at the black mole on the girl's abdomen.

Sure enough, it was her.

"Nannan!"

“…… Where did you recognize me? The girl, who was quite cute before, suddenly turned into a demon and kicked the boy away.

The boy rolled around on the ground a few times, covering his face and wailing: "I have face blindness! Looking at a face is the same as looking at a rag! ”

That's right, Yi Ersan has face blindness, and the face of anyone in his eyes is blurry and indistinguishable, even his own face.

"I actually said that my childhood sweetheart's face is like a rag, and then I will eat this girl!" The flying kick is mixed with the fragrant wind, and it is blowing in the face again!

"Hey! It's exposed! ”

The screams of killing pigs resounded in the dormitory building, and I saw Yi Ersan quickly roll out of the dormitory, then rolled through the corridor and slammed into the door of the dormitory opposite.

And then......

Squeak, the door of the dormitory with the palm print lock is actually open!

Yi Ersan raised his head and saw a girl wrapped in a yukata with bare calves full of peach **, and her face was full of shame.

This royal unfolding......

I saw a beautiful woman unexpectedly for some reason.,After accepting the challenge of the beauty.,And then pretending to succeed in front of the whole school.,Famous girls are both accepted......

It seems that I have heard of this routine somewhere, but I didn't expect to really meet a beautiful woman and take the first step towards the peak of life!

Yi Ersan stared at the bewitching and moist beauty in front of him, suppressed the high temperature and high pressure of the capillaries in the inner capillaries, and gave a thumbs up: "Okay." ”

"Ahhhhh Pervert ahh The girl kicked the boy out of the way!

Ahh

After striking an artistic whirling pose in the air, Yi Ersan finally landed. The body slammed against the dormitory door diagonally opposite, and the demon's voice rang out again.

Squeak......

Unexpectedly, the door opened again!

Cold sweat flowed, but at the same time full of anticipation: ......

Yi Ersan was lying on the ground with his head raised, and in front of him was a long straight black girl in underwear.

"Uh~A?"

“……”

This time there was no screaming, but there was a continuous thump thump of pistol fire!

The boy crawled through the hail of bullets and fled the girl's dormitory, hitting his back against the opposite door.

Squeak~yah~

The door opened again, and a young girl had just stepped out of the bathroom, wiping her long wet hair with a towel.

"Ahh The girl's scream explodes again!

The boy was kicked and leaped down the hallway.

"Ho~F!"

"Ahh

The boy was kicked again and leaped down the hallway.

"Whew~A!"

"Wow, aa

Zhou Nan, who had already put on a black-on-black and red-edged military uniform, stood in the corridor with his hands on his chest, looking at Yi Ersan flying around speechlessly, during which the girl's screams came and went......

Someone is holding his head and running away.

"Help! South-South! "Yi Ersan is being forced to the end of the corridor by all kinds of exposed girls.

"Hold your head! On your knees! Don't look up! A long, straight black girl scolded harshly.

Really happy!

"Beat to death!" The girls shouted.

"The touch of this fist, calm, is that you!" Yi Ersan seems to recognize his childhood friend from an unbelievable place.

The black long straight girl who was called calm waved a bazooka and beat Yi Ersan out: "I only recognize it now!" You're brain-dead! ”

A few minutes later, Yi Ersan, a pig-headed man with a red and swollen face, stood in front of the commissary, and it seemed that he had been beaten lightly.

"Uncle, external swelling medicine, thank you."

Uncle Ke was startled: "Yo, what's wrong?" ”

"The price of welfare." Yi Ersan muttered.

Zhou Nan said indifferently: "I deserve it." ”

"It's early in the morning, and I don't close the door when I take a shower, blame me. And calm that guy is so ruthless. ”

"Who told you you didn't recognize her." Zhou Nan squinted and complained.

At this time, Bai Hua was about to go upstairs to see why Yi Ersan hadn't come yet, and as soon as he came out of the cafeteria, he saw Yi Ersan with a pig's head: "Ah! ”

"It's called Mao, it's me."

"Yi two three? Why are you so rosy? Bai Hua leaned over and observed.

Zhou Nan's brows, which were still frowning before, suddenly relaxed: "Xiaobai! ”

“…… South-South! It's really you! You haven't changed at all...... Yes! ”

Before Bai Hua could finish speaking, Zhou Nan's small fist slammed into his abdomen.

Zhou Nan rubbed his hands, his expression distorted: "What did you say?" I didn't hear clearly. ”

"Ah, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, I'm hungry and faint, Nannan, you've changed so much, I almost didn't recognize it, the eighteenth female college has changed, and the more beautiful it is."

Zhou Nan's face was suddenly full of red light, and he looked satisfied: "Why are you two here?" ”

"I'll be here after I retire, and I don't have anywhere to go anyway." Bai Hua said with a smile.

"He's too?" Zhou Nan pointed to Yi Ersan who was applying ointment and asked.

"He was admitted, and he is still the chief, and he has to give a speech at the opening ceremony."

"Huh?" Zhou Nan's eyes were different when he looked at Yi Ersan anymore.

"Also, let me tell you, calm down is also here." Bai Hua said excitedly, "Reunion after a long absence, call her in a while, and the four of us will go to the cafeteria for a meal first." Bai Hua grabbed Zhou Nan and Yi Ersan and prepared to go to the cafeteria, but Yi Ersan and Zhou Nan's eyes changed.

Yi Ersan shook Bai Hua's shoulder frantically: "Your sister has already recognized it and calmed down!" You should have told me earlier! ”

"Huh? I thought you knew. Bai Hua's brain was about to be shaken out, "It won't be because you recognized her that she was beaten into a pig's head." ”

"That's half the reason."

Bai Hua laughed: "Beating is kissing and scolding is love, let's go, let's eat!" ”

Zhou Nan, the second and third candles of the pig's head, suddenly said extremely seriously: "You go first, we have something important." ”

"What's the matter?"

"Find the principal!" Zhou Nan and Yi Ersan's eyes were unusually firm.

At this time, a bold male voice came from outside the dormitory.

"Yi two three! Fight Uncle Ben! ”

The three of them saw a male student with two wooden knives in his hands blocking the door, the military uniform with red edges on a black background showed his identity as a knife soldier in the SRT class, and the handsome face of the three-seven distribution type was unpleasant for some reason.

However, the three of them calmly walked past the man.

Passing by.

Zhou Nan followed behind the two and wondered, "Hey, don't you care about him?" ”

Bai Hua waved his hand and smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, this guy likes to place Play." ”

"Who do you say likes to place Play!" The handsome guy immediately cleared up the rumors.

"He said he didn't like it."

"He's a dead tsundere." Bai Hua continued to spread rumors.

"Ahhh You coward! Don't dare to accept my challenge! Cowardice! The handsome man stomped his feet in anger, but he was still ignored, and the three of them walked farther and farther.

Zhou Nan asked curiously, "Who was the person just now?" ”

Bai Hua smiled: "It's just a brain-dead rich second generation, it's good to ignore it, it's good to ignore it." ”

Zhou Nan was speechless: "Xiaobai, you are still as poisonous as before." ”

"Really? Hahaha, it's over. ”

Yi Ersan sighed helplessly: "This is not an advantage. ”

———— awkward chat: face blindness————

Yi Ersan has face blindness, what other characteristics distinguish different people?

Bai Hua: A man with a round big butt.

Zhou Nan: It's very small, jumping up and down, and there is a mole on the abdomen.

Calm: Black is long and straight, and the touch of being beaten by his fist is super cool.

That's probably it......

"So that's what we think we're like to you." The three of them surrounded Yi Ersan, who was kneeling on the ground, with a kind smile on his face.

"Ahh Heroes spare their lives! ”