"The little monk went down the mountain to fast, the old monk explained, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, you must avoid it when you see it~"

"Quit Se, what are you singing about?" The idiot looked at Qiu Ming curiously, as if he was talking about the old monk and the little monk, does this have something to do with them?

Woman and tiger, he had heard of it, but had never seen it at all. Why did the pen and fun www.biquge.info see them, why did they avoid them?

Qiu Ming looked at the quit idiot with a smile: "This is a song I learned outside, how well the lyrics are written." Remember, if you see a woman hiding away, a woman may become a big devil! ”

The idiot immediately said: "Then I will turn this big devil into a degree!" ”

Degree? Qiu Ming glanced at the idiot, how can you be a person, you want to be beautiful!

"Okay, a woman can just become a big devil, but not necessarily really. When you go down the mountain, the master didn't say it, let you listen more, watch more, talk less, and ask me if you don't understand. Hurry up, it's a long way to get to Baifeng Mountain. ”

They were almost in the town, and when they arrived in the town, Qiu Ming wanted to popularize some common sense of life for the addict. After the idiot was taken up the mountain, he never left, and this time he saw the world.

"Eh, there are two little monks over there."

"Looking at it, it's quite handsome, why did you become a monk."

"Why don't you ask, maybe the master can help you tell your fortune, and see if you can marry someone this year and be a little ~ concubine!"

The quit idiot looked at Qiu Ming blankly: "Quit, why don't those two donors have beards?" Speak softly? ”

"Those two are women, you'd better stay away." Qiu Ming also heard the two women talking, and he knew at a glance that those who were dressed like this and were so bold were definitely not the children of serious families, most of them were prostitutes.

"How can you tell the difference between a man and a woman?" The idiot asked again.

Qiu Ming was about to say that he was looking at the clothes, the hair accessories, the Adam's apple and the chest, when he saw the two women standing in front of them.

"Yo, the little monk has never seen a woman, do you want to go to my sister's house, my sister will take you to see and see, and I guarantee that after you see it, you will no longer want to be a monk."

"That's right, this little brother can also go to my place to rest, I have a good vegetarian fast."

The enthusiasm of the two women frightened the deception, and he still remembered that Qiu Ming said that women might become big devils, so he couldn't help but take a step behind Qiu Ming.

Seeing the appearance of quitting idiots, the two women laughed and trembled: "The little monk is really interesting, my sister hasn't seen the little monk yet, are you two going to make a relationship?" That's right, my sister will give you some fate, hahaha~~"

Saying that, the woman still wanted to reach out and touch the bald head of the idiot, they hadn't seen the little monk yet, and it would definitely be interesting to touch it.

"Ahh

Qiu Ming sneezed violently, and the two women immediately stepped back and covered their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs: "Eh, you monk is so ignorant, how can you sneeze at someone!" ”

Qiu Ming did it on purpose, the smell of fat powder on these two women was too strong, and I don't know how those people were willing to let this kind of person sit by his side and eat with him.

Qiu Ming looked at the quit idiot: "You know how terrible they are, right?" Let's go, I'll take you to something to eat. ”

The little head of the idiot clicked twice quickly, the woman is really terrible!

"Eh, how can you talk as a monk, why are our sisters terrible? You don't even bother to ask, how many people in this town think we are the most annoying. ”

Qiu Ming grinned: "You're talking about those men, right?" ”

Maybe these two people became prostitutes as a last resort~ prostitutes, which was normal in ancient times, and Qiu Ming didn't mean to look down on them. But these two people have some meaning of being willing to degenerate, and Qiu Ming is unwilling to let the quit idiot have more contact with them.

The mind of quitting idiocy is too simple, if he accidentally falls into it, Qiu Ming will feel very self-blaming.

Of course, not all Buddhism forbids marriage, and there are Huan ~ Xi Buddha or something, but that is not the same as what the idiot has learned. Well, Qiu Ming is very interested in that vein~

When the two women looked at each other, the monk seemed to know what they were doing. But they didn't have much business during the day anyway, so it was fun to tease the two monks.

"Eh, don't go, we're not tigers, I'm afraid we won't be able to eat you?"

Idiots widened their eyes, what, have they ever eaten people before?! But he doesn't have any evil karma in these two people?

Eh, no, they say they're not tigers, but don't you say women are tigers? The idiot was a little dazed on his face, looked at the two women, and then looked at Qiu Ming, who said it right?

Qiu Ming looked a little nervous when he saw that he was a little nervous, but he felt funny. Along the way, the idiot feels fresh when he sees everything, which is like a kitten tethered to the house, once it is released, it is curious to see everything. But once the other party gets closer, they will feel scared because of the strangeness.

"That's it, don't you two want to eat, it's just right to go to us." The two women saw the appearance of the quit idiot and thought it was even more interesting.

There were some people not far away who saw this scene and pointed at this side, and they didn't know how determined the two monks were.

For those people, this is definitely an after-dinner conversation: one day I saw two monks enter the Yihong Mansion, and then said that they would come out in an hour, which is too much room for imagination.

Today he told people that tomorrow he could become those two monks who didn't come out overnight, and then he could become those two monks who came out in three days, and when they came out, they had two dark circles under their eyes, and their legs were fluttering when they walked!

"Please get out of the way, you two, we are monks, and we don't have the money to go to you." Qiu Ming planned to bypass with a guard of idiot.

"Eh, what kind of money is not money, our sisters are pleasing to the eyes of the two of you, so we don't want your money."

Qiu Ming is really unhappy this time, Ma Dan, this is planning to treat us as turtles~ male! actually flirted ~ play to quit idiot, quit idiocy is still a child!

"Get out of the way!" Qiu Ming shouted, and the momentum on his body rose violently, and the two women stepped back several steps.

Qiu Ming said to the idiot again: "See, a woman may not beat you, but she will be haunted by demons." ”

In fact, the strength of the abstinence idiot can completely use spells to make these women unable to get close, but I was a little flustered just now, and I forgot about it.

They strode away, but the people on the street all found that why the two monks were missing just now? They looked around, but they didn't find the two monks, can they still see the hell in broad daylight?

The two women were also very confused, why did they retreat just now? Didn't you see anyone pushing them? Could it be that he was frightened by that fierce monk?

"Qu sex, let's go, women are too scary." Although the idiot didn't know what the two women were going to do, he felt uncomfortable when he saw that smile.

The two left directly through the town, and Qiu Ming kept using illusions so that everyone couldn't see them. He looked down at the idiot, there shouldn't be a shadow in this little guy's heart, right?