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"My dream since I was a child is that I won't be bullied, I have endless money, and I can marry someone." Wu Tian secretly glanced at Zhao Yu, holding a folding fan, she was as beautiful as a Guanghan fairy, and he said shyly: "Marrying a beautiful and capable wife, even if it is Miss Zhao's case, you are satisfied. . . ”

"Me too!" Tsurumi quickly agreed.

Well, these two people began to take the bait, taking advantage of the strength of the wine to play a vague confession, and they didn't pee and looked in the mirror, looking like a salted fish and wanted to eat swan meat!

"IMHO." Zhao Yu stood up, folded the fan in his hand, and said a heartfelt: "Everyone here is garbage!" In this girl's life, what she hates the most is salted fish! When a man is in the world, when he has great ambitions and great achievements, you have no self-cultivation, but your dreams are too inferior, and you can't even do this inferior dream, I'm afraid you won't be able to marry a beautiful wife in your life, and you won't be able to get the love of a beauty! ”

"Bang!" The wine bowl in Wu Tian's hand fell to the ground, and the two big men turned pale, and they were denounced as garbage and salted fish by the heart-warming goddess in public, and they couldn't stand this blow at all: "I... I.. I'm garbage. I dream of inferiority. I can't get a wife! What am I going to do? ”

"Don't worry, you can still be saved!" Zhao Yu nodded heavily: "Do you want to change this reality, want to turn over the salted fish, want to go to the pinnacle of life, and marry Bai Fumei?!" ”

"White. . . Bai Fumei? ”

"White and good-looking, and rich, just like me!"

"Yes! I want to go to the top of my life, I want to marry Bai Fumei! I want to marry you! ”*2。

Zhao Yu reached out and pressed on the two big round heads that revealed his longing with satisfaction, and vomited~ The chicken nest head was greasy: "Very good, let me guide you, how to get rid of poverty and become rich, chase your dreams, and marry a beauty like me!" ”

The two first-class masters, who were half-drunk and half-awake, nodded like chickens pecking rice, looking at Zhao Yu who exuded the brilliance of a saint with admiration, from today onwards, they have a lingering figure in their hearts, and they will fight for it for a lifetime!

After that, the banquet eliminated the crooked crowd, Zhao Yu sat in the first seat and explained to the two bandit bosses how to become a successful black and astringent club boss.

"There is no way to rob, you dare not rob if you have money, and it is no fun to rob if you have no money."

"Why are you raising so much waste, and now it's popular to have an elite team."

"What kind of income can you make in the mountains? You have to look far, the richest place is in Chang'an! ”

"How much money do the people have, but the merchants have it, but they don't have the money? A family to collect protection money! What, was contracted by the big faction?。。 If you can't afford to provoke it, then go to lend, what does it mean to lend? Come on, come on, and tell you in detail what it means to be nine out of eighteen! ”

"Do you know the handle of Causeway Bay? Balabala. ”

This night, the two pure thieves were reborn, and for the first time they knew that money was so easy to make, and that force should be used like this!

"Sister, suffocated, from today. You are our master! The two big men who were fooled and lame by the goddess muttered in a drunken dream.

Forehead.. It seems that some efforts are too strong.,But it's a drunken word.,It's not true.。。 Zhao Yu took out a bottle of mineral water from the mustard seed bag to moisten his throat, and thought, the ancients are really too easy to fool, and blame me for being too beautiful like a flower, this world really looks at the face, looks good, and it is much easier to fool people.

No wonder the Internet is deceiving people now, all with beautiful avatars!

The next day, Zhao Yu and others accompanied by the thieves, played in Sanlong Mountain for a day, and spent the day off comfortably.

Back to the residence in the evening, the two junior sisters were angry with Zhao Yu, and said okay, let's not seduce men, but I ran ahead and chatted with the two Kaizi for a night, and today the mountain is full of hair (̄ ̄) commotion, look at the spring breeze proudly, last night must have been successful, the first time to play two, it doesn't hurt, what a slut! (The two of them went back to sleep first)

Zhao Yu smiled with a fan and said nothing, the two junior sisters blushed when they fell, and closed their mouths, only thinking that the senior sister was so dazzling, it was our honor to be robbed of a man by such a dazzling senior sister!

160% of the charm of the goddess, even a woman can't bear it.

Early in the morning of the third day, Zhao Yu ordered everyone to pack up and set off, although he was a little worried about whether the fat sheep had taken the bait, but the posture was to be sufficient.

The three carriages followed the dirt road and soon arrived at the gate of the cottage, where many people had already gathered, and the movements in the courtyard were always reported to Wu Tian and the others, so they arrived here early to wait.

"Miss Zhao, please stay!" Wu Tian clenched his fists with dark circles under his eyes and shouted at Zhao Yu, who was sitting on the carriage frame.

"What, I said that I would be released after two days, did the big boss want to regret it?" Zhao Yu asked unhurriedly, wanting to see how this fat sheep was planning.

The girl laughed. Wu Tian's face was flushed, he hesitated slightly, and then said very firmly: "This is going to Chang'an, I want to come to Chang'an on a bumpy road, the girl and others are beautiful and fragrant, I am afraid that they will not run into trouble, I and the second master decided to escort the girl and others on the road, and also go to Chang'an by the way, to see the way out pointed by the girl!" ”

Hooked! It's still the kind that hooks very firmly! Zhao Yuse, who seduced a man for the first time, was very good, but he acted very well on the surface, and said as if embarrassed: "This... Even.. ”

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhou Tong, who was crying and crying, and shouted at Wu Tianhe: "Big brother and second brother! It can't be like this! This cottage can't be without you! Let me go, I'll escort! ”

"You are not good at learning, you are Miss Zhao's defeated subordinates, how can you protect the girls!" Tsurumi scolded, this is the decision of him and his eldest brother who have thought deeply for two nights, how can they change it at will: "Stay and guard the cottage, let's go and go back!" ”

"! Fool me! I don't care, you have to take me! "Zhou Tong doesn't believe it at all, just go back and you can bring dozens of old brothers? The elites of the cottage have been taken away by you, I'm afraid that if you go to Chang'an, you will have monkeys with the goddess there!

It's crackling, it's noisy.

Zhao Yu made a strong gesture to leave, the quarrel escalated, and everyone in the carriage looked at it with a smile, this group of Hehuan women liked to watch this kind of drama the most.

"This cottage still needs an egg!" In the end, Zhou Tong angrily scolded what the three of them wanted to say but didn't say: "What is there to keep in the broken pigsty?" Let's all disperse, go home and farm! ”

"Scatter and scatter!" Tsurumi took advantage of the situation and shouted: "It's a broken village with no hope, it's difficult to eat and drink, and it also drags the hands and feet of my brothers!" ”

The day before yesterday, the top five cottages were blown.,Today it's a broken village.。。

"Don't make any noise! What nonsense? How can these brothers live in peace if they are scattered?! Wu Tian shouted, he had to pretend to be a good person and mediate the atmosphere: "We are not a group, we are changing places to develop, the future of my Sanlong Mountain is in Chang'an City, and the brothers who are willing to go can follow!" ”