"Hey! Boss, I have it too! ”

An Xiaoran also wanted to take the opportunity to deceive the other party, maybe she could make some sweetness.

The chicken obviously didn't believe it: "Hmph! Pregnant with Godzilla or Megatron? ”

So far, only Kimchi Girl has won the lottery, and the reason for this is still a supernatural secret.

"Hmph, no sympathy at all!" An Xiaoran felt a little lost in her heart

Although he did his best, the other party was full of firepower, but unfortunately it still didn't blossom in the end.

"It looks like I really didn't win! However, don't worry, as the assistant of the deity, your use value is no less than those of my girlfriends, and the salary will not be low! ”

Before leaving, the young man did a small experiment, but it didn't seem to be successful.

In South Korea, the action of letting the Chinese girl "win the lottery" failed, and it seems that only kimchi beauties can become expectant mothers at present.

Miji asked Xiaolu, Luoshen, and Gu Qiaoyin, but none of them were found.

The three girls are very resolute, that is, they don't want to become pot-bellied women for the time being.

But it's safe to say that they must have done the test repeatedly in private, and they were disappointed with the results.

If there is movement in the stomach, then the status of the family will go up all of a sudden, and you can shout at the young people of the second goods.

“…… It's true? Don't lie to me, people are very simple! ”

An Xiaoran's heart suddenly bloomed, she was just waiting for the other party to say this, and her future life would be guaranteed.

"Now I will fulfill the 10 million people I promised to you before, as an assistant, I will have an annual salary of 5 million people after tax, and the house and car payments worth 20 million people will be transferred to you, a total of 35 million people!"

A female assistant who doesn't have a deep career line can earn so much in one year, which is unprecedented.

"And ......"

An Xiaoran lowered her head shyly, as if to remind the other party not to forget one thing.

“…… What the? ”

The young man of the second cargo thinks that it should be about the same, as if nothing is missing.

"I said before, touch it for 500 euros, and it will cost 1,000 euros a day!"

The female assistant pointed to her hemisphere, which was less than a pair of C cups, and also determined the market price.

"I ...... I've served you, the annual salary is included, money fans! ”

It's just insatiable, this product really fell into the eyes of money.

"Hmph~! Pick the door boss! If you don't come tonight, they'll sue you! ”

After saying that, he patted his ass and left, so as not to be humiliated by the big customer again.

"Damn! It turned out that she became a dissatisfied little resentful woman, and she deliberately shouted in front of Lao Tzu! ”

Looking at the expressions of the thirteen hairpins of kimchi, it is estimated that this is also the reason, and now they have a job to do.

Sure enough, the beauties in the hotel are all lonely, and their delicate bodies are extremely empty, and they are very eager to be ......

Fortunately, Lao Tzu did not develop too many people in South Korea, otherwise the nuclear-powered chickens would not be able to bear it.

But there is a good side to everything, and that is ......

"Hehe, the deity has thirteen children a year, and after more than 30 years, won't the president of South Korea have something in his pocket?"

Not only the presidential throne, but also cabinet members, defense ministers, chiefs of general staff, and generals of the three armed services will be taken together!

When I thought of the TV report on South Korean President Wang Jijiao's visit, the young man couldn't help but laugh.

"If you rule Korea by giving birth to a child, this is what the deity can do!"

The kimchi girls who are satisfied are obedient to their only husbands, and hugging the "chicken thighs" is more important than anything else.

If it were one or two people, it would be fine, and now there are a whole dozen and twelve competitors around you, but you have to go all out.

Everyone is playing the idea of "mothers are more expensive than children", so they are eager to lay a "golden egg".

"By the way, I almost forgot something!"

Second-class young people still have to do a small experiment, that is, to make movies!

I want to see if the movie I made can be worn, or if it is possible to wear it.

Since it is in the collection of many films such as "Old Paoer", "Old Boy", "Private Custom", "Dream Partner", "Aomen Fengyun", etc., it is simply a package.

Even if it is built according to the standards of a big production, investing a billion people should be enough.

If you can really wear it in, then you will have to play with it yourself.

Of course, Ji Ji didn't ask Ah Biao and his whole family.

There is a news that the road is slippery in cold weather and accidentally overturns......

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"I'm going, this is really whatever you want? Why wasn't the original idea so good? ”

Could it be that because the main god of this time and space is a kimchi, Lao Tzu also followed Jitai?

This is very metaphysical!

The vast universe is indeed a vast and profound thing!

As the little guy in the belly of the Korean beauties was diagnosed by Huaxia Hospital, the chicken also admired the five-body throw.

No one will accept Lao Tzu in the future, so he will serve the main god of kimchi!

The second-hand young man whose main business is to loot the gold of various countries has a new errand now, that is......

From "Slam Dunk" to World War II, that's a smooth passage.

At the moment, this can be regarded as a flat piercing, or even a crossing, because it can be done in this time and space.

To be exact, a mission with the hopes of hundreds of millions of diehards!

What exactly?

Do you know which team has produced the most jokes in the world?

That's right!

It's Arsenal!

Why???

It all started when Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger saw a new stadium......

At the end of the twentieth century (as old as it sounds), Arsenal's hierarchy decided to build a new stadium to replace the old 'Highbury'.

From applying for the project, bank loans, to site construction and final completion, everything went smoothly.

It's just that more than 600 million pounds of liabilities appear on the club's financial statements!

To this end, head coach & general manager Arsene Wenger embarked on a decade-long journey to repay his debts......

Since the money earned by the team had to be returned to the bank first, Arsenal had little money to buy the players they wanted during this period.

During this period, Russia's richest man, Roman Roman Abramovich, moved to Chelsea, and the wealthy Sheikh Mansour bought Manchester City FC.

As a direct result, the team, which has always been able to compete with Manchester United, has been reduced to fighting for the top four (Champions League qualification).

During the 10 seasons from 2006 to 2016, Arsenal never dropped out of the top four in the league and had a very consistent result.

As a result, Arsenal has a new name - the four crazy demons!

Moreover, underneath this domineering super large size, there are also several small ones.

The professor (Arsene Wenger was a professor of economics before he stepped into football) declares before the start of each season that the strongest candidate is already in his squad and does not need to spend a fortune on reinforcements.

Selling captains – Arsenal's financial woes have led Arsenal to sell their own captains almost every year, such as Robin van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Vermaelen and others.

Sixteen Lang - Participate in the UEFA Champions League every year, regardless of the group results, after entering the knockout round from the top 32, he will be knocked out by his opponent.

Thermos Cup - Because the professor has won the FA Cup many times, which directly stabilized his position, the majority of fans jokingly call the English FA Cup "Thermos Cup"!

Spring will collapse – several signs of the arrival of spring, such as longer days, warmer weather, budding plants, and Arsenal being eliminated from various cup competitions......

And that's not all, under the trumpet of the "Captain Sell", there are still a few "trumpets"!

Fan Ambition - After Van Persie joined Manchester United from Arsenal, he said that the reason why he came here was not because of money, but because he had the ambition to win the championship!

Inverted method - Fabregas in order to join Barcelona, after learning that the other party's transfer fee was insufficient, actually paid out of his own pocket to facilitate this deal, creating a miracle in world football!

Song Gongming - Team Defender Alexander? Song joined Barcelona in pursuit of higher glory, but the team found that he was not strong enough to be the main player, and as a result, he was resold ......

Of course, there is also the bizarre offer of 40 million and 1 pound for Suarez, and everyone knows the rest of the story!

Higuain entered Arsenal's medical room, and after more than 20 days of anxious waiting, this goods actually appeared in Napoli (to join the team)!

To sum up, the embarrassing facts about Arsenal could be compiled into a very thick book and published!

The club's fans are also known as the most psychologically literate and self-deprecating group in the world!

Having said all this, some people will wonder why such a perennial team without a championship has so many fans?

There are many reasons for this, such as attacking football, delicate coordination, beautiful style of play, jersey style, star appearance, etc......

The story of Henry the Great, Bergkamp, the Ice Prince, and the 49-game unbeaten championship will always be talked about!

Even Uncle Deng, who is squatting in a cave and holding an AK-47, is a diehard loyalist of this team!

If you're a paranoid perfectionist, then the smart & airy Arsenal is definitely to your taste!

If you are a loser who has been abandoned by the combination of life and love, think about the years in the arsenal, and your heart will immediately feel much better!

After watching the games of the national football team, you will feel that there is not much difference between football and sanda in essence!

After watching the Arsenal game, you will be surprised to learn that football can also be turned into performance art!

Condensed into one sentence - even if this team doesn't win the championship in N years, Lao Tzu loves to watch it!

"Xiaobo, I found you a good errand where you can soak in foreign girls casually!"

The pit is the pit for the people around him, and the young people of the second goods are never soft when they kill familiarity.

Seeing the innocent & shameless smile of the other party, Zhang Xiaobo immediately felt that he was about to be in trouble.

“…… Why? ”

"Do you usually watch football games? Like the Premier League? ”

"Occasionally, it's just a fool's errand!"

"That's good! I'm ready to buy Arsenal! ”

“…… What the??? You repeat? ”

"Just preparing, let's fly to London and fight hard by the way!"

“…… What do I need to do? ”

"When you buy this club, you will become a director of Arsenal!"

“…… Joke? ”

"In terms of appearance, you are qualified enough!"

“…… The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes! ”

In this time and space, there are no private jets for second-hand youths.

But it doesn't matter, just get a ticket and rent one.

The "Korean Thirteen Hairpins" strongly objected to this, because the chickens did not plan to take them shopping.

The translator An Xiaoran also protested euphemistically, and she was arranged to stay behind to take care of a group of kimchi beauties.

Gu Qiaoyin was too busy with work and couldn't get out, so she had to tell her husband a thousand words and ten thousand instructions, so that Xiaolu and Luo Xin were optimistic about him.

Don't let a guy with a worm in the brain buy a few Yanmars back from time to time, otherwise this day won't be able to live......

The weather in the UK in June is very good, mostly clear skies, not as rainy as depicted in many film and television works.

But there are no game days, especially on weekends, which always leave fans who love to watch the game in action feeling idle.

In the season that has just ended, Leicester City staged a counterattack myth and won more Premier League titles as a super dark horse.

A year ago, no one believed that this relegation-only team could win the title.

Even the spinach company offered 5,000 times the odds for the "Blue Fox", indicating that its probability of winning the championship is very small.

But "tinkering" Ranie used his coaching ability to create another myth in world football.

Leicester City, which has won consecutive games, is also known as the most feared relegation team in the Premier League.

As it turned out, Spinach's funny odds cost them a lot, because there were a lot of Leicester diehards betting on their team to win the championship!

The results of the arsenal were also good, with a good result of second place.

did not fall into the four mad demons of vicious fighting, but this undoubtedly increased the difficulty of the acquisition of the second goods youth.

Neither the club nor the fans will believe that they will fall out of the top four next season (5th in 2016-2017).

"Ms. Li, Mr. Kroenke has been informed of your application, but I can only regret to inform you that he does not intend to transfer his shares in the Arsenal Club, this is his own meaning, I hope you can understand!"

CEO Gazidis is Kroenke's dog leg and the boss's executor to Arsenal.

Is the real owner of the club at the moment Stan, known as "Silent Stan"? Kroenke is a sports industry tycoon.

It owns the St. Louis Rams (football), Colorado Avalanche (ice hockey), Colorado Rapids (football), and Denver Nuggets (NBA).

However, after the new owner took over the club, Arsenal never made any big moves.

The shameless Kroenke declared that he would not deliberately pursue results, otherwise he would not have bought this club!

He also said that he admires Arsene Wenger's strategy of living within his means, and that the club will continue to adhere to this self-sufficient operating philosophy in the future.

“…… That's a shame! ”

did not realize her husband's wish for this trip, and Xiaolu also showed embarrassment.

The chicken didn't buy it, Lao Tzu flew halfway around the world just to complete the task.

Since you really don't give face to the deity, then don't blame the deity for using black technology weapons!

The system prompts that it takes 4,000 points to activate Kroenke's desire to sell, and it is indeed a four-game demon......

"Wait a minute!"

Just as Gazidis was about to send these East Asian guests away, he suddenly received a call from his boss.

Kroenke, who is far away in the United States, said that he could transfer his shares, but only at a very reasonable price.

Gazidis was a little strange about the boss's 180-degree turn in a short period of time, but he still had to faithfully carry out the instructions of his superiors. 10