Chapter 20: If you don't die, you won't die

In general, although Purple has a bit of a bad taste, he likes to play some pranks when he has nothing to do, fake seriousness or something, and he is still a very good guy except for these...... It's just that don't touch her taboos......

"I said Reimu...... Why do you always say that Purple is an old woman? No matter how I look at it, I think it's a beautiful girl, and it has nothing to do with the old woman, right? ”

At night, Lingmeng was bored playing a barrage game on Chen Wei's desktop, and when she heard this, she couldn't take her eyes off her role to avoid the barrage, and responded: "Don't look at her like that, in fact...... I don't know how old I am. ”

Chen Wei wiped his sweat silently: "But, didn't she claim that she was only seventeen years old, is it so exaggerated?" ”

Reimu still looked at the screen, and put a full-screen aoe on his character, saying: "According to the algorithm of the monster, it may be seventeen years old, according to the algorithm of humans, even if you call him Zi Ma or something, it's no problem, right?" ”

It seems that the surrounding air and atmosphere are a little dignified, Chen Wei smiled dryly and flipped through the detailed explanation of the enchantment in his hand: "This... Behind his back, he said that he was a purple mother or something, which didn't seem to be good. ”

Lingmeng took a sip of tea: "Hmph, I just called her Zi Ma What's wrong, she actually dared to snatch my mapo tofu, she was really capable, so she suddenly appeared behind me, and then pressed my head on the button asjdklasjdklsajdklauio" hasn't finished yet...... I saw a hand stretched out very abruptly, and then pressed Reimu's head on the keyboard......

There was a silence, what was going on with this cold atmosphere, and he was still in a sluggish expression, and only seventeen-year-old Zi had already appeared behind Chen Wei.

"Allah, Reimu, what's wrong with you? Why do you suddenly roll the keyboard with your face? What kind of stimulation did this kid have! Zi covered her forehead with one hand and said bitterly.

It's clearly what you're pressing, what's going on with this elusive ability!! Don't you have to sleep on this thing.,Idler just give me a good sleep!! Don't come and go all day long, it's scary!! I'm not feeling well, I'm scared to pee, I didn't hear what I just said......

I saw the woman behind her, with a very bright tiger smile on her face, as if to say, if you dare to break it, I will kill you, which made the whole person shrink. It's scary, this woman......

"Purple ...... Zimei, that, why did you come to visit so late? Chen Wei asked cancan, and at the same time secretly wiped his sweat, and almost blurted out the word mother, he is not a reimeng, if he is not separated to the North Pole or something, he will die.

Reimu over there is tearfully looking at the record he managed to fight, and he is directly gameover, and the purple here is the appearance of an old god.

"Sa, take a walk, just take a walk~ How about accompanying me to the world tomorrow?" Violet smiled brightly.

As if to say, "If you dare to refuse, I will kill you!" ”

Rub, this is definitely saying it! The temperature dropped by dozens of degrees in an instant! The excuses I just said in my mouth, such as that I still have to train, are all blocked in my throat, and I stubbornly learn Marisa to touch the back of her head, and make a smile that is uglier than crying: "The sage has orders, how dare you disobey orders, anyway, I have so much time that it will rot!" Aha...."

"Oh, hehehe, yes, my time is going to rot too...... "It's just... It's a terrible laugh.

Hawkers,Anyway,Since that time I saw Zi,,She'll often appear so unconsciously and suddenly.,Especially when cooking food.,Often the food that has just been cooked.,Will disappear inexplicably.,Put the pudding in the freezer.,Inexplicably there will be a few.,It seems that she has been used as a meal ticket by a certain monster......

But for the world, Chen Wei still hasn't been there, after coming to Gensokyo, for various reasons, basically didn't go out and walk, the range of activities is within the scope of the shrine, so the people I see, there is only Misty Rain Marisa, and the Rukino who will come out from time to time to make trouble, and Reimu who lives in the shrine every day, plus this elusive sage Yakumo Purple......

As for the impression of the world, it is probably the kind of architectural pattern similar to the neon Showa era, as well as the humanistic style? It's quite interesting, and it's a good choice as a good tourist attraction.

So...... When he came to the world with Zi.

The street is full of European-style buildings, with all kinds of shops and people selling stalls.

"All kinds of magic weapons are on sale! The original price was only 998,668, and now it is only 198!! 198！！！ ”

"AK74 blessed by the Holy Light, you deserve !!"

"Summoned Beast Card, Sell at a Loss!!"

The dumplings in Qingfeng Bun Shop!! Freshly baked dumplings!!

Stir-fried liver, bean juice, salted tofu brain! Let's take a look!

Authentic Southern Sweet Tofu Brain ......

There was a silence, this is the so-called Showa style of his meow? These sell magical items, what's going on with this batch of inexplicable Chinese restaurants?

At this time, there was also an obscene middle-aged man who came over with a lewd smile and said in a low voice: "Little brother, do you want a yellow disc?" ”

Fuck your sister's yellow dish!! When did Gensokyo have all the electrical appliances hit the streets!!

He looked at himself with a sly smile, as if to say, "So you are such a person, young man!" ”

"Hey!! Purple, it's definitely not what you think, I never watch yellow saucers! ”

Seeing Zi's face, he couldn't help but ask casually: "I said, are you selling European, American or Asian?" Do you have a uniform? ”

"It's all from the island country, there are a lot of uniforms, and there are all kinds of flavors!!"

At this time, suddenly a guy in uniform rushed over: "Yellow disc seller!! Don't run!!! ”

The lewd uncle suddenly ran quickly in one direction......

glanced at Zi, who was secretly laughing behind him, and wondered: "I said, Zi, is this really in the world?" ”

Purple evil smiled: "Of course...... Not really!! It's just a place to trade for the so-called traversers......"

Chen Wei was stunned: "What? Where to trade for the traverser? ”

I seem to have come to this place with the purple gap.,It stands to reason that the monsters in this kind of gap.,Basically, space.,Plane or something.,You should be able to cross at will...... It's not necessary to find this kind of place.

"So, what are the highlights of this evil place?"

"Well~ Don't be so boring, life always has to have a little fun, after all, there are a lot of delicious foods here, I often come back to visit!" Zi spread her hands, and at this time she rarely looked like an unrestrained girl.

followed Zi into a teahouse that was said to be her frequent caretaker.

ordered a steamed bun, fried liver, and a bowl of sweet tofu brain, as for the fried liver, I have never eaten it, and I have the psychology of trying it......

Rather helplessly, he glanced at Zi, who was sitting opposite: "So, Lord Sage, what is the matter with bringing me to such a place?" I guess you're not bored and have nothing to do, right? ”

"I'm just curious, for the talisman you've been wearing, where did you get it?"

"Gifted by a friend, what? Sage wouldn't be interested in this, would he? Chen Wei looked at the talisman on his chest suspiciously, wasn't this given to him by Liu.

Zi was silent, took a sip of tea, and looked away: "Friend, did you give it away?" She showed a rare hint of melancholy.

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