"To the right, to the right, don't you have a sister?!"

"Well, what, this side is right, then to the left, you won't look at my finger!"

"That's it, come here, okay, okay, reluctantly......"

In front of Gu Yi's fortune-telling hall, Nangong Ping moved a small bench to stand on it, and was re-hanging a lintel for the façade of Gu Yi, which is also a fortune-telling hall three words, only the difference is that these three are not printed and engraved, but written with their own handwriting, the handwriting is neat and generous, which is deeply contained, the skeleton is high, and it is from the hands of a famous teacher at a glance. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

However, for such a good lintel, Nangong Ping personally went up to rehang it, but Gu Yi's face was not good at all, and he commanded loudly.

It turned out that early this morning, Nangong Ping came to the door with this, in order to thank Gu Yi for solving the problem yesterday. After discussing with President Yan, he felt that Gu Yi was strong and a master, and proposed that if he sent money, it would inevitably seem too vulgar, and he should send a thing with connotation, so he visited Mr. Huo, a calligrapher in Zhongchuan, overnight, and asked him to personally write these three big characters for Gu Yi, and then sent them after being framed.

In this regard, of course, Gu Yi only has three words in his heart, and he will repay it, that is: *******Who told you that I think money is vulgar?!!!

I sent such a picture to eat and can't eat, and I can't use it, and I can't use it if I can't use it than a few people can understand it, and I use it for birds!?

I'll just ask you: Is there a bird for it?!

In this way, Gu Yi naturally didn't have a good face for Nangong Ping, and after using up the goods as a coolie, not only did he not pour him a glass of water, but he didn't even let him in the door, closed the door with his backhand, and hung a newly made sign from inside, which read:

Do not disturb while sleeping.

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"This ......"

Nangong Ping was stunned, he didn't understand how he had offended him for a long time, he lowered his head in confusion, and turned around and left after a while.

"If others are kind, you should at least have some politeness from the host."

In the store, a faint figure gradually appeared, although it was still very faint, but it could barely be recognized that she was none other than the eldest lady of the Luo family, Luo Tianzi.

Since Gu Yi came back last night, Luo Tianzi has been in the store, according to her words, although Gu Yi did not kill Xia Hu, but the matter was finally resolved satisfactorily, she volunteered to work for Gu Yi for ten years, no salary, but there are weekends, as well as statutory rest days......

At that time, Gu Yi was entangled, and there was such a play?!

But I didn't expect her to come back, it's better than nothing, so I let her stay, help with some chores, watch the house, and raise her eyes, brag or something.

Now, at her words, Gu Yi glanced at her and smiled: "Because, I'm hanging like this!" ......" walked to the room and went back to sleep!

Luo Qianzi: "......"

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Soon, Gu Yi fell asleep.

Confused......

Suddenly......

A blinding ray of sunlight pierced through the fog, revealing the pure sky in front of me.

The sun is blazing in the sky, baking the village, and a group of primary school students in the primary school are concentrating, and today the teacher brought a pair of chess.

"Students, although the conditions in our village are not good, but the cultivation of interest still can't be left behind, today the teacher will give you an interest class, how about teaching you to play chess?"

"Good ......"

Hearing a group of immature "good" voices, the female teacher with freckles on her face smiled and continued: "But to play chess, you must first know the words on it, come, Gu Yi, you come up to be a representative, come and see, what does this word read?" ”

The name of the Dao is a miniature version, Gu Yi who grew in reverse, when he was young, he did not wear sunglasses, looked at the chess piece picked up by the female teacher with a serious face, and said in a deep voice: "!" ”

The female teacher was stunned for a moment, shook her head and said, "This word reads: Shi!" ”

"Read: Dry!"

"It's a soldier's taxi!"

"!"

"Taxi!"

"!"

"Taxi!"

"All right, Reader."

"I told you to read it! Uh......" The female teacher reacted, I don't know if this kid was intentional or unintentional, she "did" in her heart, and said to a little friend next to Gu Yi: "Wang Datou, you are a good friend of Gu Yi, you come to be a representative, teach Gu Yi, read with me: Shi, soldier's taxi!" ”

The big-headed child, known as Wang Datou, had a clear nose, twitched twice, tilted his head and looked at it seriously: "I should also read it dry!" ”

The female teacher was a little messy: "Why? ”

"Because Gu Yi often writes this word, fuck your sister!"

Bang!

"You both get out of here!"

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Outside the classroom, Wang Datou looked confused, looked at Gu Yi and said puzzledly: "Gu Yi, did I say the wrong thing?" ”

"Of course not!" Gu Yi said seriously, "How can we come out if you don't say that?" It just so happens that today I want to eat fish, go, go to the reservoir to catch fish. ”

Wang Datou shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I can't get wet when I have a cold." ”

"Then I'll catch it, you follow it, catch it and go back to stew soup for you, and you'll be fine if you catch a cold tomorrow."

"Really?"

"Of course, let's go."

The two friends bragged about the, and soon came to the edge of the reservoir, and after passing a sign that read "Siqing Reservoir", they followed the stone ladder and walked to the grass and mud ground on the other side.

Here, Gu Yi turned out a hidden homemade harpoon, stepped on the spot, and was about to start catching fish.

At this moment, suddenly three figures came into view, and the first person was dressed in a fashionable and clean suit, obviously different from the others, looking like a small Taibao.

After the little Taibao saw Gu Yi, he laughed: "It's you again?" What's the matter, you want to catch fish with a rotten wooden fork, stupid huh?! ”

Gu Yi also laughed three times: "Hahaha, it's rare to use your bird without a wooden fork?" ”

"Sure enough, there is no father and no mother, and there is no upbringing!"

Gu Yi disagreed: "You mean, the reason why your parents are three times the age difference is because they used to learn and upbring, and then they shot you out?" ”

"!"

The most taboo thing for the little Taibao is that when others say this, he became angry and commanded the little follower: "Throw stones, stone these two goods!" ”

The little follower answered, picked up the stone and started a battle with Wang Datou Gu Yi below, and the two sides smashed each other for a while.

For a moment, the stones flew......

Fortunately, the children on both sides know some measure, and they pick up some small stones, but after all, they are stones, and it hurts very much to hit the body, and the other party is condescending, Wang Datou was smashed and screamed, and the big head instinctively topped it and pushed it to Gu Yi's waist, and the latter screamed "Pit Dad", and then fell into the water.

When Gu Yi resurfaced, the little Taibao above laughed: "I don't look at who I am, just let you see how I catch fish!" As he spoke, he took out an oversized black torpedo!

"Sink Japan!"

Seeing this torpedo, Gu Yi and Wang Datou both exclaimed in surprise.

In the only commissary in the village, there are two kinds of artillery that are the most powerful, one is the "revitalization of China" placed on the ground, and the other is the "sinking Japan" in the water!

This thing is huge, children can't grasp it with one hand, and it takes two people to work together to ignite the fire, among which gunpowder can be imagined, and it is indeed extraordinary to use it to fry fish, but it is the same, and the price is by no means affordable for ordinary children.

However, the little Taibao's family is wealthy, and this little money is just the money of the family, so he lit the torpedo with laughter, threw it at Gu Yi, and shouted:

"Small universe, explode!"

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