Chapter 21: You're Clearly Here to Demolish!

When I got up in the morning and looked in the mirror when I washed my face, I saw that I had two zombie-like big black circles under my eyes.

He studied it late last night, but he didn't get much out of it, mainly because many of the features hadn't been turned on yet.

In addition to the "Chance" on the main page, the [Fahai], [Manifestation], [Miracle], and [Mechanism] under the Buddha-figure page are also locked.

Among them, "Fahai" corresponds to the prestige "wallet", "Manifestation" corresponds to "Album", "Miracle" corresponds to "Emoji", and "Mechanism" corresponds to "Settings".

It is worth mentioning that there is also a "QR code business card" next to the nickname and name, but I don't know who can scan it.

Although many functions are locked, and those that are not locked have been thoroughly studied, Beilong still can't sleep over and over, he is twenty-six years old this year, and he has been a soldier for ten years, and it is the first time that he doubts his life like this.

The cold tap water splashed on his face stimulated his skin, driving away the last bit of tiredness of Bei Long, looking at the cold-faced man who was so handsome that he had no friends in the mirror, what Bai Long thought of for some reason was that he was wearing a boxy outer hat, wearing an earthy yellow outer robe, holding a dragon head cane in his hand, and his eyes were crooked with a kind smile......

I have never heard of such a god...... Bei Long took out his copycat machine and laughed at himself, and at this moment there was a sudden knock on his door, and the waiter asked cautiously from outside: "Village Chief, are you up?" ”

"Up, what's wrong?" Belon wiped his face with a towel as he went over to open the door, and as soon as he opened the door, he was blinded by the golden light.

Standing outside the door were two strong men with a "length of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet", with the same golden skin, the same shiny bald head, the same hard muscles, and the same melon smile—it was Niu Bi's mother and son.

"Is that you?" Bei Long couldn't help but smile and nod when he saw Niu Bi's mother and son, looking for it so early, Niu Bi's mother and son had a heart.

"Well, people—" Niu Bi, that is, At's mother, roared with tears in her eyes, bowed her head and wanted to rush in, but she was caught by the door frame.

This kind of old-fashioned building built in the eighties and nineties of the last century, without taking into account the existence of aliens, the door is generally 80 centimeters wide and 200 centimeters high, which is definitely enough for earthlings, even if it is a bend to play basketball, it will come in, but the Taurus people are generally two meters and a half a ton tall and weigh more than half a ton.

Mother Art's waist is so thick that a bucket is no longer enough to describe it, at least it has to be a water tank. She bowed her head and cat's waist only solved the height problem, and there was no way to do it wide, and she couldn't get in or out if she was stuck in the door frame.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak......" Listening to the sound of the door frame being oppressed to make people feel toothache, Bei Long wanted to help, but he didn't know where to start for a while, only to see Aunt Ate's big arms thicker than Bei Long's waist slapping the walls on both sides, trying to squeeze in through the door frame with strength, but people couldn't squeeze in, but the walls were shot out of fine cracks......

"Art! Help! Mother Te was so anxious that the urn roared angrily: "Push me!" Push me! Push me hard! ”

Bei Long was still hesitating whether to help pull a hand, but the strong instinct for danger cultivated by ten years of fighting in the sword and sword shadows, the corpse mountain and the sea of blood made him hurriedly retreat without thinking about it after taking a step forward.

"Boom-"

In the next second, the door frame was smashed to pieces, and the wall skin next to the door was peeled off in large pieces, and the door was forcibly widened by half a foot in the smoke and dust, and the broken bricks and tiles were spread all over the ground, and Mother Ate was crushed in like a beef tank!

"Poof—"

Mother Swooped down in front of Belon like a golden bomber on a football field, her huge weight made her lie on the ground, and raised her big bald head that was stained with wall ash and no longer shiny, Mother Ate said to Belon with a smile: "...... Thanks, yes! ”

Outside the door, Art looked at his big hands comparable to a basin with an innocent face, and quickly hid behind his back as a thief.

Bei Long looked at the battle between Niu Bi's mother and son with a dull gaze, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Liar! You're clearly here to demolish!

"Lose money!" The little waiter finally came back to his senses after a brief shock, and with tears in his eyes, he pulled Art's fingers and refused to let go.

"No, the money ......" Art looked at himself with a bitter face, the Taurus people wore burlap clothes before coming to the earth, and the days were very hard, and they were blessed when they arrived on the earth, and they wore clothes donated to them by the earthlings. Now Art is wearing a XXXXXXL 363° sportswear, but it is tightly stretched on his body as if it may explode at any time, not to mention the short sleeves and shorts and legs, and the navel is exposed.

The little waiter pouted and looked him up from top to bottom and from bottom to top, and finally fixed his eyes on Art's golden nose ring.

Art's face suddenly changed greatly, he covered his big nose with one hand, and explained nervously: "No, pay!" Ancestor, biography! ”

"This is on my account." Belon had no choice but to say to the little waiter that he had come into contact with many aliens in the past ten years of the Iron Horse Kingo's war in the north and south, and he knew more about the situation of aliens than ordinary people. Taurus people have almost no concept of money and are only attached to land. Although the golden nose ring is pure gold, it is really passed down from father to son, mother to daughter, passed down from generation to generation like a family heirloom, and it is also the only family property of the Taurus people.

"I know the village chief......" The little waiter responded weakly to Bei Long, and then glared at Art angrily, flicked his braids and ran away, but he just stopped the hurried manager and security guard at the entrance of the building for Bei Long.

"Thanks, yes!" Ateru, who had been pardoned, also rushed into the room and knelt down in front of Belon, and the floor tiles were broken several times.

"Get up, get up! What does this look like! Belon hurriedly went to help, but where could he help them?

Taurus people weigh more than half a ton to kneel down is a "jack drop", standing up is a "jack", if it was the previous Belon naturally no problem, but now he is working hard - hey, hey, hey! You'd better kneel!

"Actually, you shouldn't thank me." Belon raised his eyes incomprehensibly and looked into the distance: "There are other people who saved Art!" ”

"No, you! Also, who? Mother Ate's eyes widened and she looked dazed, and suddenly remembered it again, and blurted out her rectum: "No, egg, big, official?" ”

At this moment, Zhu Dagang, who was speaking on the rostrum at the Shancheng base, subconsciously clamped his legs, and for some reason, there was a cool breeze under his crotch......