Chapter 291: Difficult Brothers

Diana, who was asleep, couldn't help but snort because of the pressure on her body, and her consciousness quickly woke up, but she didn't open her eyes, just the touch and taste, she already knew who the person in her body was, so she enthusiastically stretched out her soft and long arms......

Far away from the hot spring cave, a large bonfire burns brightly, smoking the surrounding meters warm like spring. Gu Yueming seemed to have furry animal skins stuffed in his ears, covered his head with a cloak, and couldn't sleep alone on the side of the campfire.

In the opposite direction of Gu Yueming, on the other side of the bonfire, the fat bear was full of beads of sweat, half of his bare shoulders were exposed, he lit a cigarette, took a hard breath, and said to Luo Mingmei, who was still pestering next to him: "I need time, wait a while, wait a while..."

Luo Mingmei pouted, with a dissatisfied face, twisting her shoulders as white as snow, with an unrelenting expression: "Just ask, don't wait!" After three minutes of work, how long do you have to wait......"

The fat bear sweat beads were heavier, wiped it vigorously with his hand, smoked the cigarette in his hand red, and said with a long breath: "I need a rhythm, and my nutrition can't keep up recently?" So, let me tell you a story, what beast is the most ferocious in this forest? ”

Luo Mingmei was successfully diverted from the topic, and replied without thinking about it: "Of course it's a tiger!" King of the Mountain! ”

The fat bear smiled with satisfaction: "That's right, then I'll tell you, this tiger roars into the wind, crisscrossing the mountains and forests, it can be described as very strong, special masters, right!" ”

Luo Mingmei looked ignorant, not knowing what kind of story Fat Xiong was going to tell, but she nodded and agreed with what Fat Bear said.

"Hey!" The bear took a puff of his cigarette and continued, "But you know what? This tiger is the most famous fast gunner in nature, and a snap is only fifteen seconds, which is less than one-tenth of the bear......"

Hearing this, Luo Mingmei was puzzled at first, but then her eyes lit up, and she said in surprise: "I understand what you mean, you want to win by numbers!" ”

This time it was the turn of the bear fat man to look ignorant, what he said just now was mainly to find a step for himself, after all, the performance just now was a little different from his fantasy, and the 10,000-meter marathon that he thought had become a four-by-400-meter relay.

"Number of times wins?" The bear fat man was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "What do you mean?" ”

Luo Mingmei's face was pressed against the fat bear's chest, and she said softly: "The tiger's estrus period is only about a week, but it asks for more than a hundred times, on average, more than 20 times a day, are you my tiger?" ”

The fat bear's hands were trembling, and he couldn't find his lips for a long time, so he scolded in a trembling voice: "I bought a watch last year......"

Inside the hot spring cave, there was a suppressed panting sound.

Maya slept soundly, didn't know what she dreamed of, and smiled from time to time in her dreams, smiling sweetly. But the heart didn't sleep, staring at the watch intently......

Good... Soon, the wind and rain suddenly stopped.

Ke Xin lightly "cut", and said to himself: "Three and a half!" ”

Fortunately, there is no light here, otherwise you must have seen Yun Yanuan's embarrassed little face.

Diana's gentle and hoarse voice came from the side: "It's normal for a man not to touch a woman for a long time, but I still want it!" ”

Yun Yanuan wiped his sweat and said softly: "This, you need rhythm, so what, I'll tell you a story about the tiger......

The next morning, Diana was radiant, and her face was filled with an indescribable charm. Ke Xin rolled her eyes vigorously at this woman, and the latter put on an extremely charming pose.

After tossing for half a night, Yun Yanuan finally made Diana admit that he was a tiger, and at this moment he was not tired, but energetic. Close your eyes and feel the light in front of your forehead, and the mud pills are spinning, only to feel that your brain is as light as nothing, and it is open everywhere.

Yunya Nuan practices qi and nourishes qi all year round, and all of them take the right path, not biased and fast, so they still have some attainments in qigong. I have also studied the in-room tonic of the medicine king Sun Simiao, both men and women, but I have never tried it, because what I have always encountered is dew fate, but last night was different.

The two of them are grinding their ears and temples, and they have the idea of staying together, and they are doing their best.

Sun Simiao's male and female immortals are amazing, and most of them are obscure words, Bai Yuan Danding, these Taoist words, people who don't understand, it is difficult to understand what it means, and it also has the meaning of self-cherishment.

But generally speaking, it is just that when men and women are together, the heart is not desired, the god is not out of shape, and the time of humanity does not forget to let the governor reverse Xiao Zhoutian, and at this time the work is twice the result with half the effort, because a little true yang sprouts and transpires in the kidney water, which is the state that cannot be sought when the child is alive.

The so-called refining and refining gas, the Jindan furnace fire, is nothing more than this state. Kidney element transpiration vaporization, natural rising, no need for help, do not forget, the body is natural, the back of the three levels of self-clearing.

After the spine (large vertebrae) heavy building (jade pillow), directly to the top of the head and the middle of the skull, this is to return the mind and replenish the brain. For a long time, the way of immortality.

At the beginning, Yunya Nuan naturally couldn't do it, because at that time the desire was greater than life, and later it was like a fish in water, and when he woke up at this moment, not only was he not tired, but he also felt like he was about to fly.

(Two digressions, ancient religions do not avoid these questions, Taoist priests can get married and have children, and the Buddha talks about the three thousand avenues, there is also this one, not for evil.) As for talking about being like a tiger, it was a matter after the Song Dynasty, before Zhu Xi's old master, people's openness was no worse than now. But it was this so-called saint who proposed to save heavenly principles and destroy people's desires, but he took a concubine and a nun, and seemed to have an affair with his daughter-in-law.

It may not be true, but the concubine nun is true, this is not the main reason for his notoriety in his later years, the most famous thing at that time was that he wanted to persecute Tang Zhongwen, and the means used were similar to the presidential election tactics of a certain country, that is, peach news.

He arrested a prostitute Yan Rui in the Qinglou and asked her to admit that she had an affair with Tang, Yan Rui did not admit it, so she was tortured and served, trying to bend into a trick, but this woman was too backbone, and she was beaten to death, and she refused to slander the talent, this Zhu Xi couldn't try the testimony in court, but he couldn't release the person to close the case, once he released the person, it was his own mistake, wouldn't it be a shame to throw people into the Qinglou? So he has been locked up Yan Rui in prison, without trial, in ancient times, women were imprisoned in prison, and the cell heads in charge of the prison were all men, which can be described as vicious.

It was not until Zhu Xi was transferred and Yue Lin, the son of the national hero Yue Fei, took over, that Yan Rui was released. When Yan Rui was released from prison, he wrote a poem "Fortune Operator":

It's not about love, it seems to have been mistaken by the predecessor. Flowers fall and bloom from time to time, always the monarch of the East. If you go, you must go, and you must live as you live. If the head is full of mountain flowers, don't ask where the slave returns.

Looking at this word, you can know that this is a talented woman, who does not complain about heaven and earth, but complains that she has a bad background, which makes people sigh and sigh. As soon as this word came out, it spread at once, and gossip news was also very marketable in ancient times. )

A man and three women packed their luggage and supplies, put the cooked bear meat in the broken marching bag that Yunya Nuan turned out, still climbing the plow, and began to march towards the snowy mountain.

"Yun, if, I mean, in case, if we can't go back, let's come back to this cave and settle down, okay?" Diana walked side by side beside Yunya Nuan and asked softly.

"Okay, it's okay to take a hot spring bath every day, and you don't have to light the fire when you drink hot water, it's so cool!" Yunya replied happily.

Ke Xin had long forgotten that he had rolled his eyes at Diana in the morning, and hurriedly came over and said: "I think Dajing is more suitable for living, next to the tropical rainforest, there are so many delicious foods, and there are many rooms in Dajinghao, just like a villa, how perfect!" ”

"Hmmm! Hearing you say this, it seems that there are more benefits on the Big Well! Yun Yanuan nodded and said.

Diana looked at Yun Yanuan with a smile, her voice was hoarse, and she asked with endless charm: "Then you say, where do you live?" ”