Chapter 40: Actually, You're Here to Give Away Your Head!
It's changed, it's really changed! Tan Zhenshan and Liang Mancang looked at each other, and they both had the urge to cry, after so many years, it is not easy to be a village cadre!
Especially Tan Zhenshan, the village head, since Baiyan Village became Yinhe Village, it was difficult for him to do anything if he wanted to.
The aliens not only didn't listen to him, but also made trouble for him, but Tan Zhenshan was helpless with the aliens, don't talk about aliens after a few times, even the earthlings don't want to listen to Tan Zhenshan.
If Tan Zhenshan wasn't a native of Baiyan Village, and the old Tan family was his backer, he wouldn't be able to get along even if he wanted to "rule by doing nothing".
During this period, Tan Zhenshan applied for retirement several times with the base government, and the base government also tried to select a new village chief or a young and promising cadre from Baiyan Village to take over, but the result was that Tan Zhenshan was not as good as Tan Zhenshan, so he could only ask Tan Zhenshan to go out of the mountain......
These old people thought that Baiyan Village was like this, but they didn't expect that it only took one day for Beilong to appear, and Baiyan Village had undergone such a big change, which made Tan Zhenshan and Liang Mancang both have a fire of hope burning in their hearts.
Worse than useless! Howard's face widened: "I want to ask you gopher people what else you gopher people can do!"
When Bei Long pulled out the gopher people, Howard really had great expectations for the gopher people, who were not only the most troublesome, but also had their own sarcastic aura, and all of them were hob meat, which would definitely bring a lot of trouble to Bei Long.
But what he didn't expect was that Beilong beat the gopher man to the point of losing his armor with just one round of mouth cannons.
Actually, you're here to give away heads!
It must be so!
Howard was very sad and indignant: It's all like you, when will we aliens be in charge of the earth?
Hum! Earth pigs, still dare to fight wits and courage with Lao Tzu? Howard's face smiled like a chrysanthemum blooming on the front, but the face on the back of his head was twisted and hideous: Don't be too happy! The real battle is just starting now! Lao Tzu will play slowly with you......
"You three!" After beating the thief to the point that he was suspicious, Belon turned to the other three gopher people, smiling as if he were the brother next door: "You are here to attend the conference on behalf of the gopher people, right?" ”
The three gopher people were sneakily sneaking away while no one was paying attention to them, Bei Long's throat frightened them, and instantly felt that everyone's malicious eyes brushed over, and the three gopher people suddenly stiffened there, maintaining their previous posture as if they had been immobilized, and the little triangular eyes were panicked.
"What are you doing stupidly?" Sandezi seemed to have become Beilong's dog's legs, and the fox pretended to be a tiger and shouted at the three gopher people: "What do you ask the village chief for!" Are you dumb? ”
The three gopher people reacted at this time, and immediately couldn't suppress their anger and stared at Sandezi viciously, how dare Sandezi be so arrogant with them in the past, but I didn't expect that now they would scold them with human power.
"What are you looking at?" Sandezi's eyes widened, and his fox friends and dog friends immediately surrounded him with a cruel smile, all of them were bastards who usually like to fight and fight, and they hadn't enjoyed it just now, and they were all eager to try it at this time.
The three gopher people immediately reflexively hugged each other tightly, and the "look, what" that had been on their lips was just holding back.
In fact, the gopher people have never had the ability to fight head-on, as far as their average height of about one meter is concerned, the earthlings are all giants in front of them, and they used to rely on the favoritism of the earthly federal government to dare to show off their might in front of the earthlings, and now the bloody example is still lying on the ground, how can they still have the courage to be tough with the earthlings?
Wait a minute! Something seems to be missing! The three gophers stared at each other - what about the bloody example?
Sandezi and the others realized this almost at the same time, and they searched everywhere for the bloody example, and soon found the main owner two meters away.
The bloodied, miserable gopher man was running away silently, and his hands were broken, and he had to use his chest and abdomen to contract, straighten, contract, and straighten again and arch forward like a great black maggot.
Because the target was small, and it was close to the ground, and three compatriots attracted firepower, the gopher man arched out more than two meters unconsciously, and suddenly felt as if he was under a searchlight, and suddenly his whole person froze.
Maintaining a posture of pouting his buttocks, the gopher man quietly observed left and right, and found that the people around him were staring at him coldly, and suddenly his palm-sized little face wrinkled into walnut skin, and he lay on the ground with tears in his eyes, and entered the state of lying corpse again.
"Hurry up!" Sandezi retracted his gaze with satisfaction and glared at the three gopher people again: "The village chief asked you, are you coming to the conference on behalf of the gopher people!" ”
The young man has a future, I am optimistic about you! Bei Long looked at Sandezi and nodded with a smile, he is the head of a village, in charge of more than 2,400 people in Baiyan Village, and the radius of ten miles is his own territory, how can he do everything by himself?
It's time to collect a whole bunch of doglegs!
"No, no, no......" The three gopher people subconsciously replied, they were just little minions among the gopher people, how could they dare to stand in line openly on behalf of the patriarch?
"Didn't you come to the conference on behalf of the Gopher People?" Bei Long was still smiling, but his voice was cold: "So, you are also here to steal things?" ”
"it!" Sandezi immediately understood the spirit of the village chief, grabbed the tail of the thief lying on the corpse, and pulled him to the three gopher people with a "snort", and shouted: "So you are a gang? ”
"Dio! I knew they were thieves too! ”
"The gopher people don't have a good thing, but fortunately, the village chief is as wise as a torch!"
"Hit the thief! Kill these dogs! ”
"Kill! Kill! ”
The villagers suddenly became excited again, just a thousand ***, each person has an average of less than a punch, who can have fun being reasonable?
Well, now there are three wheels - hey - happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year, beautiful dances send daily jubilation, the sunshine paints today's day, and the flowers of life are our smiles......
Seeing that these usually honest earthlings surrounded them one by one happily and with great interest, with a malicious smile on their faces, the three gopher people were scared, where could they take care of the patriarch's feelings at this time?
"Yes! Be! Be! The three gopher men hurriedly shouted in succession, lest they would become bloody if they were too late.
"What is it?" Beilong smiled, and became a kind brother next door.
"Generation, watch!"
"Ground, rat!"
"Join, will!"
The tacit cooperation of the three gopher people as if talking cross talk won unanimous praise and warm applause from the villagers.