Liu Laoliu tugged at his hair vigorously, silently sad.

These two are Liu Laoliu's direct younger brothers!

Xie Ding's big man is called Hou Shaolin, 20 years old, 1.93 meters tall, he loved to play basketball when he was a child, and he pursued the NBA.

The stocky little man is named Tong Yuhui, 19 years old, the older generation in Beitai call him the second son, it's just a little stupid, it's all his father's harm, I hope my son Jackie Chan was born and instilled in English, but now you and thankyou can't tell the difference, and then at the age of one began to practice splitting, doesn't this delay the growth, has been cultivated into the current clothes to reach out for food to open the mouth.

But until today, his family has not given up, and recently he is developing in the direction of tenor, which was originally stumbling, and now he is stumbling in a long tone, and it is quite difficult to communicate with him.

Don't look at this virtue, I heard Liu Lao Liu say that he often took them out at the beginning, and they both made some names, and the well-known fat head tuo thin head tuo in the youth bastard circle under the age of 15 in Beitai is these two masters.

But now Liu Lao Liu can't help it, now is the beginning of his life, even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper are useful, even if it is a crooked seedling like a fat and thin head, I believe that as long as they are properly guided, they can still grow into towering trees.

Perhaps for prestige, Liu Laoliu directly threw out two thick piles of banknotes, each of which was a thousand, but it was deliberately replaced with 10 yuan, which looked heavy.

He Shangdu looked stupid, for the first time he found that he seemed to be able to learn a lot of things by Liu Laoliu's side, if he had such scum as him before, would he still be so miserable?

The two of them looked at the fixed version of the money, which made people really distressed, Liu Lao Liu had to stuff the money into their hands in person, and said seriously: "Recently, the sixth brother has snubbed you, follow the sixth brother well in the future, and ensure that you eat and drink spicy food"

Then He Shang saw a very funny scene,

Hou Shaolin cried out in pain, and stopped Liu Laoliu in his arms, his head just pressed against his lower abdomen, he rubbed his stomach as if it hurt, and choked up: "Woo woo, roar!" Yell! Yell! Yell! ”

Liu Lao Liu broke free from Hou Shaolin's arms, panting heavily, and was hugged by Tong Yuhui again, rubbing his face next to him, clearing his nose and wiping his face.

And Liu Laoliu's struggling appearance has been struggling, but the fool has a lot of strength and has never been able to succeed, Tong Yuhui rubbed Liu Laoliu's face and said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry." ”

In the end, He Shang really couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped in to help drag Liu Laoliu, who was about to suffocate to death, out of Tong Yuhui's arms.

Liu Laoliu blushed and snorted for a long time, and then waved his hand weakly at Hou Shaolin and Tong Yuhui and said, "You guys go back first, I have something to look for you!" ”

After the two left, Liu Lao Liu looked at He Shang and said, "I'm going to see Boss Fu in a while, what about you?" ”

He Shang was stunned, originally he wanted to stay in this world, but he still needed to develop believers, but he didn't have much time to grind here.

As for how to develop believers? Wouldn't it be okay to go to other worlds and pretend to be a god?

After thinking about it, He Shang said: "The poor monk has other things, so he won't be here!" ”

Liu Laoliu nodded and left!

He Shang didn't ink, opened the space-time tunnel and returned to the cave on the earth.

Seeing that there was no one in the villa, it was obvious that Su Xiaoyun had taken the group to play in the city, but it was okay to do so, she had too many things to do, and she had no time to take care of her!

Sitting on the elastic sofa, He Shang thought about it, Liu Lao Liu, the scum, should not be put into the probation group first, mainly because he didn't know what his situation was, although he had also used divine arithmetic to calculate Liu Lao Liu's life, but he could only count what happened, and he couldn't count his life in the future!

This made He Shang puzzled, you must know that divine arithmetic is a magical power, and it is even more accurate for mortals, but it is not good for Liu Laoliu, so although He Shang left, he had to go back and see if he had nothing to do!

Look at your own believer information!

15 fanatics

There are 20 hot believers

There are 500 light believers

There are more than 1,000 ordinary believers.

The daily output value is 2850, He Shang looked at this number, and was stunned: "System, why didn't you remind me?" ”

"Ding, remind the host of what?"

"Merit, how many days have it been? You didn't even remind me? ”

"Ding, the host can use merit points of 17,250! One chance to enter the draw! ”

He Shang roughly calculated it in his heart, it was really this number, and the system really didn't cheat himself!

But the merit points are kept to be useful, the believer comes or upgrades the system version, which one doesn't need money?

But that lottery can still be used, and suddenly said: "System, lottery!" ”

"Ding, the lottery begins!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a copy of the Buddhist scriptures, may I ask if it is instilled!"

He Shang was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously remembered the indoctrination scene of divine arithmetic at the beginning, his face suddenly twitched, and he said nervously: "It doesn't hurt, right?" ”

"Ding, the host cultivates to improve and open up the sea of knowledge, so it doesn't hurt!"

"Then indoctrination!"

He Shang instantly felt that there was an extra kind of Sanskrit scripture in his mind, but due to the system and reasons, He Shang instantly understood the meaning of this Buddhist scripture.

"Ding, the indoctrination is successful."

Meditation Sutra

Grade: Mortal level exercises

Function: Calm your mind and help your cultivation!

He Shanggang wanted to sigh that this was useless to him, "Ding, congratulations to the host for mastering a scripture book and opening the Dharma!" ”

He Shang: Terran

Cultivation for: Yuan infancy

Buddha position: Buddha monk (can be used as an abbot)

Lifespan: 48,000 years

Exercises: Heavenly Thunder Technique, Meditation Sutra

Divine powers: divine arithmetic, heavenly eyes, and his heart.

Equipment: Buddhist monk set, golden dragon Zen staff.

Accumulated merit: 12,000

Merit remaining: 17250

"System, what does this mean? Why can I only use the abbot's cultivation? ”

"Ding, the Buddha's mana all comes from the perception of the scriptures and the worship of mortals, so the profundity of the Dharma is related to the number of scriptures comprehended, the Buddhist priest needs to be proficient in 10 scriptures, and the Buddhist monk needs 50 books!"

He Shang: "........."

, when will I get to the Buddha? In the past, I only thought that as long as there was merit, it would be fine, but I didn't expect that now I still need scriptures.

He Shang suddenly scratched his bald head in distress, and sighed for a while, comrades who have not yet succeeded in the revolution still need to work hard!

So the next thing is to think about which world to go to find the believer, and looked at Gongsun Oolong's speech in the group, and found that he has not been beheaded yet.

Seeing that he meant bribing the officials with pills, he was not beheaded, but it was not easy to come up with it, after all, the people he killed were all famous!

Looking at it, He Shang suddenly remembered that it seemed that he hadn't learned his acupoints and marksmanship yet! I forgot about it!