"Author! You're going to give me a rough death! Li Mingyan roared,

"Huh! Who are you? The author's face was full of doubts.

"Who am I? Who am I, you ask? Do you still have the face to ask who I am? Li Mingyan's beautiful face was filled with tears of grief, and she let out the strongest cry.

"I started in the second chapter, and the only female creature in front of me was just a run-of-the-mill xiaolongbao."

"As soon as I appeared, I cooperated with the protagonist to complete the face slap, showing a trace of the elegance of the peerless goddess."

"Do you know what your portrayal means to me?"

"Means I'm supposed to be the heroine! And it should be the first heroine! ”

"At this point, you can refer to the plot of the potato, in which Xiao Xun'er is treated the same as me, and she is directly the first heroine!"

"Immediately after, I also pretended to be 13 for the male protagonist, if you don't want to give me the heroine, why don't you let me be the villain female number one? At this point, Nalan Yanran can give you a reference. Isn't it okay for me to play and slap my face! ”

"To settle for the second, I am a close comrade-in-arms with the male protagonist, and I have completed the test of immortality, so that the male protagonist has obtained the most critical [Heavenly Heart Holy Scripture]. All of this is because I recommended the actor to join the Galaxy Debate. ”

"So, I can also become an important team member, play ambiguously with the male protagonist, and have a confidante, a good buddy, a good brother!"

"You don't know who is good, learn to forget the Han Ran in the pen, and just throw me down and forget it. I didn't even appear in a hundred chapters, and I disappeared completely, without even an explanation! ”

"This kind of writing is not as good as Tomato writing [Reckless Age], in which the heroine even if she hangs up in the early stage, she still appears in the inner monologue from time to time, throughout the whole book, until the final finale is resurrected, and the male protagonist lives a life without shame and impatience!"

"These most successful gods, you don't even study any of them, you deserve to hit the street until now!"

"You say! Do you owe me an explanation? Li Mingyan asked the author aggressively.

"Sorry! I'm sorry! No way! The author's writing is the most susceptible to being influenced by people, and the outline is lost as he writes! ”

"I wrote you out, I originally planned to praise you as the heroine, but it turned out that you pretended to be 13 for the male protagonist, which caused a lot of bad comments. I want to whitewash you, but beautifying characters has always been my weakness, so I just failed. ”

"And the final plot direction, I couldn't have predicted, the outline was written by me without bounds, and I was also desperate!"

"I couldn't find a way to deal with you, so I learned about the entertainment industry and gave you a cold treatment! So, that's why you disappeared inexplicably! "The author is very honest and honest.

"You men really don't have a good thing, take the old lady to use it, and throw it away when you use it, do you think I'm a silicone product of the same style as a star? You have to give me an explanation today, or we're not done! ”

Speaking of this, Li Mingyan said with a moved expression: "If you don't revise this one again, I don't want you to overturn the entire plot and force me to be the heroine, this is not realistic!" You don't even need to change the main story, not even open another branch! ”

"Every time the male protagonist makes significant progress, you let me appear once, talk to myself, and have an inner monologue. There are also family complaints, and even want to sacrifice me in exchange for benefits. ”

"It doesn't matter how you practice me, this goddess face can be hit casually! Isn't it fashionable to have a goddess face and a female nerve in her heart? ”

"In short, at least give me an important supporting actress position, even if it keeps appearing as a background board, it doesn't matter!"

"When I was made into a TV series, I was also paid according to the progression, so that I was also a wrist in it! In other words, you forcibly add some child's play to me! Anyway, you have so much water, so why not have a little more water? Or do you want to start with an unspoken rule? ”

The author couldn't help but laugh and said: "I'm almost poor when I write this book, and I'm busy opening new books, where do I have the energy to go back and add drama to you?" It's all out to mix, it's not easy for everyone, understand each other! I remember this name, and I'll rearrange the role for you when I write it later! ”

"Your name is not a passerby! I don't say that I will arrange a heroine for you, you can still fight for an important supporting actress! ”

"Humph! Do you think I still believe in your discipline? Turn your head, maybe you'll forget me to Java right away! I don't want your unreliable promise, I want you to add drama to me! Immediately! Right away! ”

"There is no drama! There is one dignitary! I'm a 27-year-old, a young man in his prime, a beautiful man, do you want it? You can't live a happy life with the male protagonist without shame and irritability, but you can live a happy life without shame and irritability with the author who created the male protagonist! ”

"How? Happiness or not? Moved or not? The author said awe-inspiringly.

"Die! The ghost can take a fancy to you, a poor, fat and ugly poor dick and an old virgin, let me die a little farther! I'd rather come out and get a bento than look at you squarely! Dozens of blind dates, all of whom were killed in seconds when they met, dare to peep at a goddess like me? Who gave you this and confidence? ”

After speaking, Li Mingyan, who was pestering the author and adding a play, left quickly and never looked at him again. Wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud.

In addition, there are countless similar dialogues, which seem to represent the mood of the countless supporting characters in the book who receive bento, and everyone really seems to be adding drama!

obviously said that he would give more scenes, but as soon as the subscription dropped, the drama was deleted immediately, and it was gone, what a bad review!

"Bang dang!"

At this time, after listening to Li Mingyan and other tricks, this bloody reality, the author's glass heart was smashed to pieces, and he had to face this cruel reality and an even more cruel world.

Looking around, on New Year's Day, there was only one author in the cold home, shivering, frozen like a dog lying on the keyboard to code words, as if he had been abandoned by the whole world.

At the beginning, I entered the giant pit of online literature with the dream of driving a sports car, playing with young models, and becoming a god, but now I can't get up at all, and I can only lie on the ground and eat soil.

Looking back carefully, I find that what kind of bullshit is written?

The true meaning of the online article: Persistence! Shameless! Insist on shamelessness!

Pack 13! Slap in the face! Drive more!

Can't you write?

You really can't write!

You didn't dare to write it before!

So, learn a lesson from the next book!

The new book was originally going to be called [Hanging Earthlings], but the review didn't pass, so it could only be changed to [Hanging Earthlings], I don't know if I can pass it, but after all, there is less flavor, although this is not the theme!