Chapter 4 I never expected it

On the eve of the Spring Festival, almost everyone is walking the streets and alleys to buy New Year's goods, and this year is a rare experience for the Zhang sisters. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThey left Liangshan for the first time and spent the Spring Festival in the northeast, thousands of miles away.

On the twenty-eighth day of the lunar month, the whole family went to the Ice and Snow Festival for a day. It's beautiful, and it's tired enough to choke sweet oranges.

When leaving, Sweet Orange was cold and sleepy, and finally Zuo Xiaoyou stuffed her into her clothes and carried her all the way back to the hotel. After that, Sweet Orange did not come to the Ice and Snow Festival for the next ten years.

On the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, I drove home early in the morning and arrived home before noon. There was no time to rest, so Sweet Orange's grandparents came to pick up the child with a jar of sauerkraut. The sauerkraut is used for white coral dumplings, but they hope that Sweet Orange can celebrate the New Year with them, because Sweet Orange himself does not object, so White Coral helps Sweet Orange pack up her things and go home with her grandparents.

After resting for an afternoon, the four of them began to sit around making dumplings. The jar of sauerkraut was processed by White Coral himself. There are many people in the Northeast who like dumplings stuffed with sauerkraut, and white coral also likes them, but Zuo Xiaoyou and the Zhang sisters don't like it very much, and they always feel that the taste of sauerkraut is too strange and they are not used to eating, so in addition to sauerkraut, Zuo Xiaoyou also got some leeks and mushroom filling.

Making dumplings is the best thing to do with the whole family, you and noodles, he rolls the skin, I wrap it, talk and laugh, it is lively, with a strong New Year's flavor, how good.

"Ding-dong, you have a new message." Bai Coral put down the rolling pin, picked up his mobile phone and looked at the text message, it was a New Year's text message from a friend in the circle, but it was very insincere, it was a special reposted paragraph.

White Coral is annoyed by this, a lot of words, it looks very beautiful, it sounds good, but not a word is typed by hand. In order to express his dissatisfaction, Bai Coral typed a paragraph on the text message: "Happy New Year, although there are only four words, but I personally hit (smiley face)." After entering, the white coral chose to send it in groups......

Zuo Xiaoyou and the Zhang sisters both received it.

After reading the text message, Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "What the hell are you doing?" ”

"It's hand-beaten, it's much better than those that are purely reprinted." White Coral put the phone aside and continued to roll the skin.

The New Year is like this, all kinds of blessings, all kinds of complaints, being with my family, asking for a reunion and peace of mind.

The dumplings are wrapped and placed on the balcony instead of in the refrigerator. With the temperature in the Northeast, there is no need to use a refrigerator in winter, except for the dumplings to be eaten at night, the other dumplings are frozen on the balcony to ensure that the appearance remains unchanged and hard.

The next day was the Chinese New Year's Eve, the morning was fine, and in the afternoon, there were basically no people on the street. Almost all of them returned to their homes, ready to celebrate the new year with joy.

On this day, Zuo Xiaoyou and White Coral received a lot of calls, especially White Coral, there are many popular friends, in addition to calling the 'elders' to greet them, there are also many 'juniors' to call her to greet her, a whole day, White Coral wasted almost all of her time on the phone, but before the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast, White Coral decisively turned off the phone, and accompanied Zuo Xiaoyou and Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai to watch the Spring Festival Gala together.

Although the Spring Festival Gala is not as good as a year after year under the complaints of many Internet jokers, the most watched variety show in the world is still the Spring Festival Gala, and it has never been invincible for more than 30 years.

This year's Spring Festival Gala has not changed much from the past, basically dozens of people sing a song, and the New Year is lively. In recent years, young comedians have grown up, and the drama programs on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala are wonderful, which has become one of the rare highlights of this year's Spring Festival Gala, and it also makes the three girls and maids giggle.

The happy times are short-lived, and before you know it, the new year has arrived.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Zuo Xiaoyou, Bai Coral and the Zhang sisters drove to each house to pay New Year's greetings. As a big star and the husband of a big star, Zuo Xiaoyou and Bai Coral didn't throw money away from their trip, but after paying New Year's greetings from Sweet Orange's grandparents' house, they picked up Sweet Orange by the way when they left.

There is a contrast to the high, in the grandparents' house these days, Sweet Orange felt very boring, taking advantage of the left small right and the white coral over a hundred years, Sweet Orange grabbed the two and did not let go, and finally in the helpless eyes of the grandparents, Sweet Orange happily followed the white coral and they left.

"Sister Yanyan, I don't want to live at my grandfather's and grandmother's house in the future." Sitting in the car home, Sweet Orange expressed her boredom with the past few days: "It's not interesting at all. ”

What else can the ...... say about white coral?

The Northeast is really a little cold, barely staying until the third day of the Lunar New Year, seeing that there is really nothing fun here, the Zhang sisters want to leave. Sweet Orange also thinks that there is nothing interesting here, and wants to go back to the capital.

Bai Coral lived at home for more than ten days, and his homesickness was satisfied, and under the proposal and urging of the third daughter, he packed his bags and booked a plane ticket to prepare to return to the capital.

But Zuo Xiaoyou can't wait any longer, because the third day of the Lunar New Year is a day to travel through the new world. Although it is the reward world, because of the impaired function, Zuo Xiaoyou still doesn't know which movie the new reward world is?

But no matter which movie it is, he has to stay in that world for 90 million years and wash away the seal.

On this afternoon, the time finally came: "Open the space barrier and enter the movie world - "Journey to the West". ”

It's out of this world!? Zuo Xiaoyou was a little surprised, he had seen this movie at the beginning, although Tang Seng and his apprentice were basically funny supporting roles, but since it involved Journey to the West, this world is definitely not a simple story of Shiniu Town.

A smile appeared at the corner of Zuo Xiao's right mouth: Isn't this just right!

Journey to the West, there are immortals and demons everywhere, and the duration will be very long, so it is perfect to spend 90 million years.

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Shiniu Town, a quiet and peaceful town located in the mountains, has 2,000 families living in the town, tens of thousands of people, and because of the mountains and rivers, and even the development of commerce, there is an endless stream of people coming and going to the town.

On this day, a wealthy merchant came to Shiniu Town, bought a huge foundation in Shiniu Town, and hired local laborers, which took two years to build a huge manor. On the day of the inauguration of the manor, the wealthy merchant gave a banquet to the townspeople to celebrate the housewarming.

The rich merchant is a young man in his twenties, dressed in a white scholar's outfit, handsome and chic, and has an extraordinary bearing, after the people in the town saw it, they all thought that this person was more handsome than the town's Murong Gongzi, and many big girls and little daughters-in-law who had a crush on Murong Gongzi were also biased, and they didn't think about this white-clothed son.

"Thank you folks for coming to the Humble House." The white-clothed boy stood in the huge courtyard of the manor, and saluted the townspeople who were sitting at dozens of tables: "In the lower left, the word is small and right, the owner of Panda Villa will settle in Shiniu Town in the future, and I hope that the villagers will take care of it in the future." ”

"Zuo Gongzi is polite!"

"We must take care of Zuo Gongzi."

"I also want Zuo Gongzi to take care of it more."

The townspeople expressed their attitudes one after another, which can be described as a joy for the guests and hosts.

The feast lasted from morning to evening, and at last all the people in the town were cleared, and many artificial people were tired enough to choke on this day.

After sending everyone away, Zuo Xiaoyou sat in the hall of the villa, took a sip of tea, and said: "Finally have a place to settle down in Shiniu Town, Shanshan, where are Tang Seng and they?" ”

Shanshan held a roast chicken leg in her hand and said, "Tang Seng just received Sha Seng, it's still far from here!" ”

This world is different from reality, and it is also different from maps such as Journey to the West in the original book, this is a completely new world, and the world is very vast. From Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty to the Great Leiyin Temple of the West Heaven, it is a full 108,000 miles.

But this world is a flat world, and the ground under your feet is not the earth, but the earth. The earth has a border, the sky has a boundary, the gods live in the sky, the demons live on the earth, and the ghosts live in the nine hells under the earth.

This world is a world where the three worlds of gods, men and ghosts are intertwined, and the gods and goddesses live in the sky, high up, carefree, accepting offerings from the world, and living a life that is not too chic.

The earth is inhabited by humans, demons and monsters, although human ability is weak, but because of the super reproductive ability, as well as the advantage of cultural inheritance, it has gradually surpassed other races and become the actual master of the earth.

However, although the number of monsters is small, their strength is very strong, and they basically live in places that have not been developed by humans, that is, deep mountains and old forests. Monsters live in the deep mountains and old forests, undisturbed, and can improve their strength through cultivation, while powerful monsters are not afraid of humans, but some ferocious monsters will take the initiative to attack humans, peel off skin and cramp, eat meat and drink blood.

Because of the existence of these ferocious monsters, it is difficult for humans and monsters to get along, but there is an exception in Stone Cow Town.

Wang Dazhui, a little monster living in Shiniu Town, a very funny person, obviously weak, but he thinks he is the demon king of Shiniu Town, his biggest dream is to become a hero, but unfortunately he has never had a chance, but he has done a lot of things that the townspeople hate. A few years ago, Wang Dazhui fell in love with Xiaomei, a girl who sold roasted cakes, and now he is by Xiaomei's side every day to help her sell roasted cakes.

When Zuo Xiaoyou's Panda Villa was completed, Wang Da Hammer and Xiao Mei also came over as guests, because Xiao Mei was the most beautiful girl in the town, and Wang Da Hammer was 'famous', Zuo Xiaoyou also specially chatted with the two of them, especially gave Xiao Mei some suggestions for making baked cakes, which made Xiao Mei very pleasantly surprised and thanked her again and again. But Wang Dazhui was envious, jealous and hateful, and gnawed three meat bones in a row to dissipate his anger.

Listening to the location of Tang Seng and his apprentices from here, Zuo Xiaoyou roughly calculated, if there is no accident, it will take at least three or five months for Tang Seng and his apprentices to arrive here, and three or five months is enough for him to be fully prepared.

Although "Never Expected" is a comedy on the whole, it is a complete tragedy for Murong Bai, who guards the seal. Because of the curse of the ancestors, the life span of the Murong clan is very short, and they will always be harassed by the demons in their hearts, and they will be miserable. Murong Bai finally died with the demons, and Xiaomei, whom he liked, also became the girlfriend of a stone cow.

Since Zuo Xiaoyou came to this world, he didn't want the tragedy to happen again and again, so he planned to lift Murong Bai's curse from the beginning. Of course, he can't do it at all at the moment, and all he relies on is Shanshan, a high-level quasi-saint.

It has been more than three years since they came to this world, and at the beginning, Shanshan spent a year exploring the strength level of the Three Realms and Six Realms, and the results were ideal, the highest strength in this world was the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, both of whom were in the middle stage of the quasi-saint, a small level lower than Shanshan. In addition, there are more than a dozen quasi-saints in the Three Realms and Six Realms, such as Zhen Yuanzi, such as Styx, and ...... Guan yin.

It's a pity that there is no peace in this world, but that's enough. Finding out that there is not much danger in this world, Zuo Xiaoyou took the lead in finding Shiniu Town, and then hired the people here to build Panda Villa according to the drawings, and then for the past two years, he has been soaking in the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.

Relying on the familiar breath and the sensing ability of Guanyin at this level, in the past two years, the relationship between Zuo Xiaoyou and Guanyin has been very close, but the two have not gone to the last step, the reason is very simple-the current Zuo Xiaoyou ...... It's too empty.

How can a mortal snap with Guanyin? Right!

Therefore, platonic spiritual love is true love!

Guanyin Bodhisattva is limited by the exercises he has learned, and there are obvious shortcomings in alchemy, refining, and formations, and in the past two years, Zuo Xiaoyou has been explaining to Guanyin these three top methods obtained from the Taoist Sanqing. With the help of these three methods, Guanyin has already walked on the highway with one foot, and I believe that after tens of thousands of years, she will have the hope of becoming the strongest god in this world.

But the Journey to the West is imperative, and Guanyin is the one who pushes the Journey to the West, so Zuo Xiaoyou has a very clear control over Tang Seng's whereabouts, when the villa was built, Guanyin said that he would test the four masters and apprentices with other Bodhisattvas, so he left the South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest, and Zuo Xiaoyou also came to Shiniu Town.

When the townspeople were feasted today, the protagonist Murong Bai did not show up, thinking that Murong Bai did not like this kind of lively activity. It can also be seen from the movies I watched that Murong Bai is basically an otaku, in order to protect the people of Shiniu Town, he has been practicing spells since he was a child, and calligraphy and painting are of course skills that should be possessed after a famous family.

But such an excellent son of the turbid world ended up committing suicide, and God was a little blind.

No wonder Murong Bai himself would say the words 'Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs'.

"Shanshan, do you have a way to lift Murong Bai's curse?" Zuo Xiaoyou learned about the trouble of the curse in the Murong clan from Guanyin, even Guanyin was not sure to lift Murong Bai's curse, and Shanshan's cultivation in the Qiankun Realm was basically polishing mana, and she didn't know much about many spells, let alone solving spells.

Fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou made up his mind to lift the curse for Murong Bai from the beginning, so he passed on a spell to Shanshan at the beginning, and after two years of practice...... I don't know how I'm practicing? (To be continued.) )