Chapter 103: Hahaha

From the point of view of dress, the two women in front of them are fashionable, the makeup and hair style show the charm of age, especially the small one, a light red dress is thin, blown by the breeze outside the door, the hair and skirt dance together, the gorgeous color will light up the young and energetic cheeks, full of vitality, the beauty is extremely beautiful, it seems to be able to blow people's hearts, in general, it is a big beauty that everyone loves!

After seeing Gu Yi raised and his somewhat dumbfounded face, the big beauty frowned slightly, pulled the woman next to her and whispered, "Mom, forget it, let's change it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

It turned out to be a mother and daughter.

Unlike this beautiful girl, the girl's mother's appearance has begun to decline, but she is full of arrogance between her eyebrows, and her clothes are noble, and she looked at Gu Yi's young face with her lower eyes, and after realizing that she couldn't see any credibility, she also nodded and said, "Let's go." ”

"Hey. Wait a minute! ”

At this moment, Gu Yi's voice rang out, stopping the mother and daughter.

Are you kidding!

Not counting the kid just now, this is an open business, how could they let them go like this, and opened his mouth to say the nirvana: "This young lady, your Yintang is black, it is a great omen!" Do you often have nightmares? ”

Hearing Gu Yi's first half of the sentence, the mother and daughter stopped instantly after taking a few steps, and the girl's mother turned back suddenly, and was about to say dirty, but when Gu Yi said the second half of the sentence, she stopped it, glanced at the girl, turned back and sat down on the guest seat, clasped her hands on her chest, and asked: "Although the little master can't speak, his eyesight still seems to be there, do you see something?" ”

Gu Yi glanced at the missing button in the inconspicuous part of the cuff of this aunt, and saw at a glance that this was a place where the eyes were higher than the face, but the pockets were very light, and he was inevitably a little disappointed, but since he had already opened his mouth to keep people, he continued.

When he pointed at the girl, he said: "This beauty is shocked, obviously she has encountered something, plus her eyes are not good, she has dark circles, she is either too scared to sleep or she is scared to wake up, these two, I just guess one casually." ”

This is the truth, and anyone who tells the truth will give people a kind of convincing, Gu Yi's words made the mother and daughter unconsciously believe three points, and the girl's mother asked: "Can the little master see what Jingjing has encountered?" ”

Gu Yi smiled and didn't speak.

The mother and daughter took out a red envelope that had been sealed a long time ago and handed it over: "A little heart, don't be too little, little master." ”

"Of course not."

After Gu Yi put away the red envelope, the girl's mother asked again: "What can the little master say about the situation now, right?" ”

"Hahaha."

Gu Yi laughed three times, and in the expectant eyes of the mother and daughter, he said in a tone: "How do I know what the situation is." After speaking, seeing the sudden change in the faces of the mother and daughter, he added: "I lied to you." Come, first tell me about your situation, and I'll analyze it for you. ”

The mother's and daughter's faces did not rise, and the girl's mother was dissatisfied: "Young man, do you know that you are deceiving?!" ”

Gu Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know." All I know is that if you don't say what happened, I'll be done with it and ready to call it a day. ”

What is called collecting money and not recognizing people, this is called collecting money and not recognizing people!

Gu Yi's successive attitude made the mother and daughter look surprised, but the money had been given, and as Gu Yi thought, the living standards of the mother and daughter were average, and if they didn't give the money in return, they would definitely be unhappy, so they had to helplessly tell the situation.

Introduced by the girl's mother, her own surname is Zhang, called Zhang Piao, of course, this is not important, the important thing is her daughter, the big beauty named Lu Jingjing in front of her is the protagonist of this incident.

It turned out that since half a year ago, Lu Jingjing began to be unable to sleep peacefully, not because she couldn't sleep, but because she would always be awakened by the same nightmare.

The nightmare is very simple, it is always a little Lori in costume dancing, jumping and jumping and suddenly turning back, appearing with a terrifying face, scaring Lu Jingjing and screaming, and then waking up.

For this kind of thing, one night is fine, but if you play like this every day, who can stand it?

So, Lu Jingjing became more and more haggard, her parents worried a lot about this, whether it was a doctor or a fortune teller, as long as there was a little possibility, they would try it, until today when they came to Gu Yi, they also came with the mentality of giving it a try.

The reason for the whole process is very simple, after listening to it, Gu Yi took a closer look at Lu Jingjing, and saw that her face was covered by makeup, and she couldn't see it, but a pair of eyes did have twelve points of exhaustion, and it was obvious that she was not lightly played by this dream.

After understanding the reason, Gu Yi sorted out his thoughts and asked: "Beauty Lu, do you know the back of that little Lori, or do you think there is anything familiar?" ”

Lu Jingjing didn't think much about it, nodded, and said in a low voice: "I know her dance." ”

"Oh? What dance? ”

"Phoenix Dance."

Lu Jingjing whispered these three words, and Zhang Piao immediately explained: "My daughter is a student of the Dance Department of Zhongchuan University of the Arts, and this dance is my daughter's major last year. ”

Gu Yi let out a long "oh": "So you understand, it's very simple, your daughter is entangled by this little Loli ghost, and there are only three ways to resolve it, one is to use violent methods, the second is to rely on yourself, and the third is to find the reason." There are three different prices, which one do you choose? ”

"Is it okay to keep it?"

"Of course, cure first and then give money!"

These words suddenly reassured the mother and daughter, their faces relaxed, Zhang Piao became proud again, and said, "Tell me, what is the price." ”

"First, brute force." Gu Yi raised a finger and said seriously, "This method has the fastest effect, but it is also the most expensive, so I will charge you a membership price, nine nines." ”

"Nine nines? Are you kidding!? ”

The two mothers and daughters were stunned for a moment, and after reacting to the astronomical amount, they spoke out at the same time, and together they denied this unrealistic price method, and asked the second method, relying on themselves.

"The so-called relying on yourself is simple, you go buy a knife, find a pervert, let him split you into eighteen pieces, become a ghost and a ghost who pesters you alone, rest assured, you are extremely angry after being split into eighteen pieces, and it is basically impossible for that thing to win you."

"Holy! The old lady can see it, you are just playing us, the red envelope is fed to the dog, Jingjing, let's go! ”

Zhang Piao's face turned red, and he was about to leave when he picked up his daughter, but at this moment, Gu Yi raised his third finger and said, "Don't get excited, there is a third way to choose the best, and it is also the method I recommend: first find out the reason, look at the situation to decide whether I want to help, and finally negotiate the price." ”

"Find out the reason and don't want money, right?"

Lu Jingjing stopped and asked with a sideways face, relying on a woman's intuition, she inexplicably felt that Gu Yi might really have a way.

Gu Yi smiled: "Of course. Can you get started now? ”

At this time, Zhang Piao's footsteps also stopped again, looked at Lu Jingjing, saw the latter nodding, and snorted: "Let's see what you are capable of." ”

"This handsome guy is very capable. Come, sit here. ”

Gu Yi looked like this, and in Lu Jingjing's tangled gaze, he asked her to sit in the original seat, took a glass of water by himself, and splashed it on her face!

Suddenly, a terrible scream sounded in the fortune-telling hall:

"Ahh ……”

"Ahh Bastard, you're looking for trouble, aren't you!? ……”

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