Chapter 24 IQ is hard to explain to you

"What's this friend's name? My name is Frete," the man introduced himself, and after Yun Shanyang put on the mask, he was less impulsive. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"My name is Yun Shanyang," he replied, tightening his mask tightly, the man was strange, very strange.

Impulsive at the sight of a zombie.

In this way, Yun Shanyang wondered if the other party had special habits.

"Yun Shanyang? Are you Chinese? Fret was amazed.

"As far as I know, Huaxia is 108,000 miles away from here, and now there are no planes and no cruise ships, how did you get here?"

"I crossed over," Yun Shanyang blurted out.

Airplanes, cruise ships, etc., are too weak, and the direct space channel of the adult in this system is high.

"Hehe, your Excellency is so humorous," Fret smiled again.

"I'm serious," Yun Shanyang was serious.

These natives must realize how powerful he is.

"Haha, I know," the other party obviously didn't believe it, "you are so humorous, if it was before, there must have been a lot of sister paper around you, and the woman driving in front of you was also laughing." ”

"Alas," Yun Shanyang sighed, "you don't understand......

The buggy moved on.

To say that having a tool is convenient, the distance that could be reached in a few days is now half a day.

Of course, the arrival here is not to arrive at the shelter, but to arrive at the corpses.

The yellow sand in front of him is rolling, and those who don't know still think it's a sandstorm, but those who know don't think so.

"It's just a sandstorm, let's drive straight over, this car has a navigation system," the woman said, increasing the throttle.

"Don't!"

Yun Shanyang spoke out at the right time to stop him, "If you want to die, drive over." ”

"Why?" The woman wondered, "We have a car, so we don't have to be afraid of sandstorms." ”

"It's not a sandstorm."

At this time, another man in the car put down his binoculars in horror.

"What's wrong?" Fret Jr. The woman asked with concern.

Yes, this group of people is related, Yun Shanyang despises it, Frete, little Frete, this woman won't be called Female Frete, right?

"Misfret, this, it's all ......

"It's all zombies!"

Fret also put down the telescope in his hand.

Well, Yun Shanyang expressed his admiration, and the people in this car are all Frete.

What to do, what to do! Are we going to end up here?

The three of them were lost and anxious, and they finally arrived soon, but they encountered such a huge group of corpses blocking the way.

"Yes, what should we do, we have worked so hard to get so close to the shelter," little Frete looked confused and lost.

His face was scarred, but he looked extremely pitiful at the moment.

"What are you vain? It's not like it's going to hang up," Yun Shanyang said very calmly.

"It's not that we're vain," Misfrett stinted out, "we're here in the southernmost part of the thirteen states of America. ”

"Along the way, the three of us were surrounded by zombies, chased by monsters, and even infected and dying at one point."

Misfrett pointed to their faces, "That's the aftermath. ”

"I thought we would be safe after all the costs, but we were about to arrive at the shelter."

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it......

Misfrett cried, "These zombies in front of you are simply not something that human beings can compete with. ”

"With them in the way, we can't get to the shelter right under their noses."

A carload of three people began to sigh.

"Are you weeping over this?" Yun Shanyang was depressed, "I thought you were afraid of those corpses." ”

The three of them did not answer, only silence.

"Don't worry, I have a way."

"Do you have a way?"

Several people in the car paused, their eyes lit up, and then, the light disappeared again, "No way, there are so many zombies inside, we will be found as soon as we get close." ”

"When the time comes, you won't be able to escape death," Fret added.

"You don't care about this," Yun Shanyang swore assurance, he was a zombie, so he naturally knew the characteristics of zombies.

"Zombies rely on smell and hearing, as well as sight, to find food."

"And we humans are their food."

Yun Shanyang was not ashamed at all for lying that he was a human being, and continued unashamedly.

"But here, the smell of the desert can't stay, their sense of smell fails, the sand and the boom they migrate, their hearing fails, their vision is halved."

"In this way, our opportunity has come."

"It's useless, even if they only have half the vision, it's futile for us to drive past them."

Misfrett sighed.

"No!" Yun Shanyang denied it rhetorically, "I have a way, you wait." ”

As he spoke, he got out of the car, exchanged five mirrors and lied, "Look, I found it outside!" ”

"This mirror is a sharp weapon against zombies!"

"Guess what this mirror is for?"

"Oh! Oh!!! ”

Fret was pleasantly surprised, "I see, you're trying to tell us to use the mirror to reflect the daylight and blind the eyes of those zombies?" ”

"That way, they won't see us, and that's a really smart decision."

The corners of Yun Shanyang's mouth twitched, are you still an earthling?

"No," Frett Jr. disagreed, "you're only going to attract the zombies." ”

Yun Shanyang's eyes lit up, there are still smart people.

Little Frete looked at the mirrors, "As long as we reflect the sunlight into the distance, the zombies will definitely run towards the location of the sunlight, and at that time, we will get in the car and slip away." ”

"That's a good idea," agreed Misfret, "and we'll do it, at least a fifty percent chance of escaping." ”

Well, I have to admit that the Xenoplane really can't be considered earthling.

Yun Shanyang mourned for his luck, and several hosts he met one after another were either idiots or mentally retarded.

It's just that I met a few humans, and they weren't normal people.

"Didn't you even think about putting mirrors in your car?"

On the off-road vehicle, the three of you, you look at me, I look at you, with a cute face.

Finally, Fret Jr. tentatively asked, "More space?" ”

Yun Shanyang completely collapsed, and without saying a word, he glued these seamless mirrors to the outside of the car, reflecting the desert environment, and at first glance, there was no car at all.

I thought I could save a little task point, but I didn't expect that I still have to do it myself.

"Brother Yun, you are so powerful, you can think of this method, why are you so smart?"

The three people in the car looked at him like geniuses, "So we just walked by those zombies, and no one would find out!" ”

Yun Shanyang was silent, and the praise of the mentally retarded would only lower his IQ.

The buggy restarted, and the group continued on their way.

The speed of the vehicle was much greater than the speed of the zombies, and the one who deliberately looked at the huge zombie Yun Shanyang took a few more looks, and found that the other party had a big bag on his head, and it seemed that the mountain had collapsed unjustly.

Throwing off the corpses, after a long time, Yun Shanyang suddenly remembered a serious question.

He asked the three Frets in the carriage in a serious tone, "Have you read the language?" ”

"Language?" The three of them were confused, "What is language?" ”

"The 12-year compulsory textbook in Huaxia," Yun Shanyang explained.

"No, they shook their heads."

"We don't often come into contact with things in China, after all, the two sides were at hostility before," replied the three Frets.

Then, they hurriedly explained, telling Yun Shanyang not to hold a grudge against them.

"There is no resentment, after all, it is a matter of the state, and it has nothing to do with us ordinary people," Yun Shanyang relieved a few people.

"Oh," the trio exhaled.

"I just doubt your IQ," Yun Shanyang added, and in an instant, embarrassment filled the carriage.

"Could it be that we are not as good as Brother Yun because of the relationship between Chinese textbooks?"

Fret was full of emotion, "I knew that I would have insisted on learning Chinese culture at the beginning. ”

"No, it's not a textbook relationship," Yun Shanyang felt a pain again, "It's really hard to explain IQ to you." ”

He found that since becoming a system, he felt as if he was living in a mentally retarded world.

If there is a Heavenly Dao or something in the dark, he must ask very seriously.

Is it because the adults in this system are too high in IQ, so you have to use the environment to change the individual's method to lower my IQ and maintain balance?

The desert, the more to the center, Yun Shanyang felt that the more arid and dead it should be.

There should be life in the heart of the desert.

But in fact, it made him ashamed.

After more than 10 days of driving on solar energy, a lush forest appeared.

It appeared in front of their eyes so suddenly.

"It's a mirage," Yun Shanyang affirmed, fully showing his IQ.

"No!"

"It's not!"

"You smell it, it smells of grass and trees."

Misfrett surprised, "A legendary oasis, a legendary sanctuary." ”

"This is the environment that Umbrella has deliberately changed with the use of high technology to compensate all mankind."

"As long as you get here, it means that you are safe, and it means that you have reached heaven!"

"So, we're here?"

Little Frete's eyes were moist, and according to him, he hadn't shed a tear for several years, but at the moment his eyes couldn't help but leave rows of tears.

"I can't help it, I want to cry," Little Fret cried out, hugging his head and crying.

"Haha, haha," Fret didn't cry, but laughed maniacally, and Yun Shanyang wondered if he would break his little heart's laughter.

"Haha, hahaha!"

"Woo, woo."

A car of three people frantically vented their joy.

Yun Shanyang was embarrassed.

Let's not say that I miscalculated, this is not a mirage. And then there's ......

Are you exaggerating?

Isn't it just an oasis? Why are you so excited?