Chapter 4: Blame the Cancerians!
Even if the Taurus man was really stunned because he was stunned and didn't have any routines, it also brought the same trouble to Beilong.
And when the Taurus man fell into the river, he put this trouble to the maximum!
Even if the Taurus people are rescued, it will inevitably damage the reputation of Belon. After all, the Taurus people last came into contact with Belon before falling into the river, saying that it has nothing to do with Belon, who believes it?
If he is not rescued, it will be even worse, before he takes office, he will directly lead to the death of an alien under his rule, and Beilong, the village head, will be regarded as the end, and most of them will be deducted as a "national sinner" by the moral emperors, and he will not be able to raise his head until he dies!
But Beilong jumped into the river to save people so decisively, he completely washed himself, whether he rescued the Taurus people or not, Beilong's attitude of saving people is impeccable, and if he is rescued, it will be even more terrible-
Naturally, there will be no shortage of commendations from superiors, and the work in Baiyan Village will definitely be smoother in the future, which is simply a stroke of genius!
I don't know if the Taurus fell into the water or if that Qiu Ba made a ghost, if so, then he really has a bright future...... Zhu Dagang thought about it and felt that it was impossible: if you have this ability, Bei Long will not become the king of soldiers?
"The water level of the rainstorm in the past two days is too high, and the current is too fast, we can't save people in the water and we have to put ourselves in, unless we let the Cancer people come to me--" The melon-eating crowd was gossiping, but they were all amazed by the coquettish and domineering arc, and they all stared at the turbulent river with their eyes wide in disbelief and holding their breath.
The noisy riverside was instantly quiet.
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Is this Taurus really golden?
Beron was depressed, he thought that even if he had ...... It's decadent, but the physical body alone is far beyond ordinary people, and it's not easy and pleasant to save someone?
But this Taurus man seems to be as heavy as Mount Tai, even with the help of the buoyancy of the water, Belon is unable to drag him up.
In fact, although the Taurus people are not made of gold, they are almost the same, the average weight of an adult Taurus is about one ton, and the Taurus man that Belon is saving is only afraid that he can't stop a ton, otherwise he won't sink to the bottom so quickly.
"Whew-"
Belon grabbed the Taurus man's thick neck from behind with one arm behind his back, and rushed out of the water with all his strength to change his breath.
However, at this time, the Taurus man breathed fresh air, and when he eased up a little, he instinctively and desperately danced his thick limbs, and the result was that he succeeded in carrying Beilong, who had finally rushed out of the water, and sank it again......
Such a rise and fall caused the panic of the people eating melons on the shore, and the sound of gasping cold air continued one after another.
"No! If this continues, both will have to die! β
"Afraid, water! How, do it? β
"Giant, crab?"
"the Cancers, these grandsons! When you don't need them, you can dangle in front of people all day long! When you can use them, there is not a single ghost! β
"Balabala......"
"That's right! Blame the Cancerians! β
The melon-eating masses quickly unified their targets, scolding the Cancer people who had never appeared from beginning to end, but none of them were willing to go into the water to save people.
Although they are all villagers in the same village, don't forget that this is a galaxy village where multiple alien races and earthlings live together, the earth only joined the Galactic Alliance in 2030, and now it is only 2038, even if these aliens have immigrated to Baiyan Village from the beginning, it has only been eight years, how deep can they have feelings for each other?
What's more, the actual situation in Baiyan Village is very complicated, it is by no means as harmonious and friendly as the "Milky Way people, family" in the propaganda of the [Earth Federation], it is not bad that no one gloates when the Taurus man falls into the water, who else can be expected to risk his life to save him?
"Folksβ" Zhu Dagang felt that as the biggest government official present, it was necessary for him to show off his presence at such a critical time, so he raised his arms and shouted solemnly, attracting everyone's attention to him.
has long been accustomed to this kind of big scene that has been watched by everyone, and Zhu Dagang shouted a deafening slogan as usual:
"It's time for us to unite and face the odds together! Now in the icy waters of the river are our flesh and blood, folks!
"We can't just watch them be robbed of their young lives by the merciless river! We must rescue them no matter what! β
The people who eat melons are all looking at Zhu Dagang with hope, this guy who looks like Maitreya Buddha is wearing the standard tunic of the earth government official, obviously a big official, at this time he should be able to turn the tide when he comes forward, right?
"The river is too deep and the current is too fast, and we will only die in vain if we go down! I think the best thing to do right now isβ"
Zhu Dagang's slitted eyes were bright, his voice was impassioned, and his arms waved vigorously: "First, immediately send someone to find the Cancer man!"
"Second, mobilize the wisdom of the masses and pool their wisdom ......"
I ...... day There seemed to be a large flock of crows flying over the heads of the melon-eating crowd: You tell us jokes when you are so desperate?
Go to the Cancer?
We don't know how to go to the Cancers, do we need to say it? The question is whether it is too late? When the Cancer man is found, he can't find the hot corpse!
The wisdom of mobilizing the masses?
Brainstorming?
Since we are going to mobilize the wisdom of the masses to brainstorm ideas, what are we listening to you talking about here?
Of course, Zhu Dagang was not telling a joke, he was just making the "bureaucratic" mistake that many bureaucrats would make, but after he said one "joke," no one wanted to hear him say a second "joke."
"Folks, listen to meβ" Zhu Dagang tried hoarsely to save his image, but no one looked at him again.
"Ahh
I saw a strong man with a waist circumference of eight feet and eight feet rampage through the crowd, she had golden skin and a shiny big bald head, and a pair of huge golden horns were born on the top of her head, if it weren't for her huge chest muscles shaking up and down in the run, and wearing huge gold earrings on her ears, Zhu Dagang couldn't believe that this was a woman.
However, this is really a woman, the Taurus people are all big shoulders and round waists and bald heads, outsiders want to distinguish their gender has a simple and effective way, that is, to see where their gold rings are worn, the one who wears them in the nostrils is the man, and the one who wears the ears is the girl, but the pectoral muscles of the young girl are not so loose and sagging, so it can be seen that she is a woman.
The woman's urn shouted angrily, the Taurus man's special vocal cords made her unable to scream hysterically, even if she was really hysterical, she still sounded very low and calm, she actually shouted to rush directly into the river to save people.