It turns out that Duanhan is not a good partner.

If it was possible, Xu Liang would never want to find a partner like Duan Han anymore.

There is no other reason, mainly because this girl is too difficult to serve!

That's a lot!

It happened just now, that is, when Xu Liang asked Duan Han to start working and find out the cause of the tsunami by himself. Originally, scientific research at this level should have been led by a national-level research institute, but in view of the strange causes of these tsunamis, there has been no reliable explanation until now, so Xu Liang wanted to go it alone.

Another reason is that Xu Liang, through his unusually sensitive intuition, feels that the reasons behind these tsunamis are very terrifying. And he has a very bad expectation of the future, that is, the prospect in a few months. This is also the reason why he has been urging Duan Han to work, and with Duan Han's scientific literacy and thinking ability, it is indeed possible to find out this reason.

That's why he kept urging the old man to work.

But Duanhan, this girl, is too much!

Xu Liang: "Old man, hurry up and pack up, buy some compressed biscuits at the commissary, and prepare to work overtime!" ”

Duan Han looked at Xu Liang and said seriously: "I have a request. ”

Xu Liang's face was a little dark: "You say." ”

Duan Han: "I want overtime pay!" ”

Xu Liang: "......"

Duan Han: "Boss, I'm serious!" I work for you, I can't eat or sleep well, and it's forbidden to pick up girls, what do you say I want? Isn't it just a relaxing working environment and a vacation? Now you don't even give me holidays, and you don't want me to work overtime? The state has stipulated that double wages for overtime work on holidays and three times on statutory holidays! ”

Listening to Duan Han's rare true feelings, Xu Liang silently turned around and left.

He walked back to the commissary and said to the chubby proprietress "Boss, let me tell you something. ”

The proprietress couldn't stand Xu Liang for a long time, she saw that this kid bought two plastic bags for other girls to wear as slippers!

Do you use plastic bags as slippers? Yes?

Ten dollars a pair of slippers are reluctant to spend!

This is not the end, Xu Liang, this kid, also bought ten compressed biscuits for other girls! Ten pieces! It is said that the girl is still losing weight, and ten compressed biscuits can be eaten for a month!

The chubby proprietress said bitterly: "Young man, I really have to talk about you, what age do you say it is now?" Yes? Communism has long been realized, and you still buy compressed cookies for your girlfriend? The heroic soldiers of the People's Liberation Army during the great period of resisting US aggression and aiding Korea only ate this thing! Although it is good to maintain our fine revolutionary traditions, there is no need to give your girlfriend this, right? Your girlfriend is so beautiful, you make it like this, people run away with other men again! ”

"Boss, you're right, compressed cookies are not suitable for the current version for a long time." Xu nodded. returned the compressed biscuits he bought, and very solemnly dug out his pocket, took out two crumpled coins, and handed them back together, "Exchange for five boxes of Taiping soda biscuits...... Seaweed flavor. ”

Chubby hostess: "......"

Xu Liang: "She's really not my girlfriend, there's no need to spoil her." And it's not a man she's looking for. ”

Duan Han saw the conversation between Xu Liang and the proprietress in his eyes. She had a cold pretty face:

"I'm on strike."

Xu Liang: "No." ”

"Okay." Duan Han didn't insist, but said, "Then I have to make another request." ”

Xu Liang's face darkened: "Say it." ”

Duan Han: "Look over there." ”

Xu Liang followed Duan Han's fingers and looked in the direction of the sea. As far as the eye can see, there is a chaotic scene, many people have turned into corpses, floating on the surface of the water like those sea fish and shrimp; There are also some people who survived by luck, supporting each other to leave; There were also people from afar who were still struggling on the surface of the sea clinging to things like driftwood and cement pillars......

These people were lucky enough to get away with their lives.

Xu Liang squinted and saw two acquaintances.

One is a veteran surfer who was talking on the gentle slope just now, and this guy actually survived; The other person is even more incredible, it is the big-breasted girl who is greedy for money! She didn't die either. The big-breasted girl hugged her surfboard, climbed up from below with difficulty, and spit water while holding the board, looking very choked. The veteran surfer was helping her and dragging her to shore.

Duan Han: "Did you see that big-breasted girl?" ”

"Hmm."

Duan Han: "She has a good figure, I have a crush on her." I'm going to soak her. ”

Xu Liang was silent for a long time, and said seriously: "During working hours, you are not allowed to fall in love." ”

Duan Han spread his hands: "Then overtime pay." ”

Xu Liang changed his words quite quickly: "Then you go and soak her, don't spend money." ”

"How can you pick up a girl without spending money?" Duan Han said, "You have to help me with this." ”

"Say it, say it."

"You gave me the one that came from her, the one that was very special and valuable. And then you didn't save her life, you invited her to dinner, and then you asked her out. Then I'll go for you, and you'll be fine. ”

Xu Liang: "The necklace is our work product, the income of labor, you want to borrow it?" ”

Duan Han: "Hmm. ”

"Approved. Go back and fill in the usage record report to me, and write it in 300 words, and the kind of voice is full of emotion. Xu Liang said, "And the same value of money will be deducted from your salary." ”

Duan Han muttered in a low voice: "Black-hearted capitalist ......"

Xu Liang: "Let me remind you of one more point. That big-breasted girl seems to be more interested in me, of course, although you look good, but I think it's more reliable for you to make up as a man and then soak her. Another point, compared to love, I think that woman should like money more. Do you think, she survived from that environment just because she saw my bracelet here, how rich do you think she must be? ”

"You're not a money junkie." Duan Han said, "Also, in order to fight against the exploitation of employees' holidays by evil capitalists like you, boss, I have a third request." ”

Xu Liang's face darkened: This dead girl just has a lot of things!

Duan Han: "This time it's a serious matter. ”

The two of them didn't hurt each other this time, and this third request was indeed the right thing. Before that, I need to talk about Xu Liang Duanhan's way of working:

Xu Liang Duanhan belongs to a special theft gang.

There are three types of theft, low-end, high-end, and special theft.

Low-end thieves usually work alone, and generally do things like prieing the windows on the first floor and smoothing the bus wallet; High-end thieves are gangs of thieves, usually active in large train stations and large squares, where they win by their numbers and local connections.

And Xu Liang Duanhan's kind can be classified as special operations. There are only two people in the small team, but they are all elite members. One is responsible for the front end and the other is responsible for support, which can handle most difficult situations. For example, the theft of the museum's collections, even if Xu Liang is very capable, it is unrealistic to think that he can do it by himself by opening the wall and breaking the window, which is a favorable scenario for Duanhan to play his role in logistics support. For example, in the submarine blueprint theft incident that the two experienced before, Xu Liang played the role of a submarine officer and soldier alone, and almost relied on his own ability to succeed, and Duan Han's mission was to issue a key fake order and an erroneous submarine sonar map in the outside world, which also played a very important role!

It can be said that this elite two-person squad action mode can deal with almost all mutant situations. As a result, the two have accumulated a total of thirteen warehouses of "work products", which are scattered all over the world. Lots of loot collected!

Each warehouse is extremely confidential, the space is huge, all kinds of measures are strict, and the number of various things in the warehouse is innumerable, from items to information to art and even some arms. Even Xu Liang couldn't tell what was in it, and the detailed list was carefully listed and stored. The old man is just like the most competent little butler. In addition to this, there is another interesting feature of the two-person storage warehouse:

These warehouses are inadequately documented.

In other words, they both hide their own secrets behind their backs.

Xu Liang once made it clear that he also had a private warehouse, which must not be seen by Duan Han. Because all that is hidden are his "personal belongings".

Duan Han naturally did not show weakness, saying that she used her backup advantage to set up seven or eight hidden warehouses for Xu Liang to see. Xu Liang can't help her, he can beat and scold as much as he wants, and he uses all the whips and electric shocks, anyway, he just doesn't say it. What's more, I have to work with her, so I have to do this.

Therefore, in the process of going to work together, in addition to establishing a close and good revolutionary friendship, the two also had very strong hostile feelings.

This third requirement of Duanhan also comes from this.

Her request was to set up her own private science laboratory in addition to the warehouse.

Xu Liang's previous attitude was also very clear, the laboratory was too expensive and he would not approve it.

But this time, Duan Han found a good reason: "Didn't you smell the smell of this beach?" ”

Xu Liang interrupted: "That's your foot smell." ”

Duan Han kicked his feet twice: "It's been sealed with a plastic bag." ”

"It means that your foot odor has exceeded the sealing limit of the plastic bag." Xu Liang said, after finishing speaking, he also felt that this sentence was too hurtful.

In fact, Duanhan's feet don't stink at all.

It's just a little smelly, although there is no cure for athlete's foot, but as long as you wash your feet and change your socks frequently, it doesn't smell so bad. And Duanhan is a girl, and she is a beautiful girl, so she pays special attention to this part.

It seems that her feet stink, and even the reason why she believes it is actually because Xu Liang keeps talking. Because he was talking all over the street, even Duanhan himself believed that his feet stinked.

But the situation is different now. This is the smell that permeates the entire beach, and even if Duanhan transforms into a national football god, it is unlikely to affect the air quality within several kilometers.

This only proves one problem.

The source of the odor must change unexpectedly.

Moreover, it is very likely that it has something to do with the tsunami.

"So, I need a lab to test the composition of the air here." Duan Han pointed to the two plastic bags of air samples on his feet, "Also, sea water samples also need to be collected." ”

After she finished speaking, she snatched Xu Laikong's pulsating bottle, filled a bottle of seawater, and continued: "There are no undersea earthquakes, no volcanoes, no terrorist organizations, and no three fat children, so the only clues that can be used now are air samples and sea water samples here." So, I need a lab. That's a good reason, right? ”

Xu Liang: "You don't need to build a laboratory to analyze samples. You can just rent a university laboratory for analysis. ”

Duan Han's little face turned cold.

This time, Xu Liang coaxed. It doesn't matter if anything else hurts her, the old end of scientific experiments is extremely stubborn.

"Okay, approved. Let's fold it first. I'll take you to invade the strongest marine physics institute under the Chinese Academy of Sciences, the one on Chaoyang Road in the imperial capital. Find one night, let's sneak in and do the experiment, if it doesn't work again, I'll buy you equipment and get a laboratory, it's always okay, right? I warn you, I save some money on equipment......"

The smile on Duanhan's face first appeared, and the change was extremely fast, he jumped up and hugged Xu Liang and kissed him, and he was stunned by the old Xu!

Duan Han: "It's rare for a black-hearted capitalist to approve a thing, it's not easy. ”

Xu Liang touched the kissed place on his face and said, "Don't like me, I think you stink." ”

"Like you? Don't be funny. I'm pro on the lab equipment. ”

Xu Liang is angry!

People like Lao Duan have a lot of things! Asking for more! Endless!

One request is over, another request comes!

Is there such a prickly employee?

And she has another problem: she guards me as a high-quality blue chip, and she doesn't have a crush on me! She actually likes women! She herself is a woman and likes women? Isn't this sick? The point is that she still smells feet!! It's a stinky foot! Do you still want to soak other people's big-breasted girls? What woman can want her!

The life of a single dog for 10,000 years!

Look at me messing her up on her date!