Chapter 982: The Empress of the Toilet
Jupiter ascending – this is definitely a two-to-two translation, or it can also be called a brain-dead translation.
In fact, the real translation of the movie should be called "Jupiter on the throne", after all, this is a story of a young girl who brushes the toilet and successfully ascends to the top.
However, considering the particularity of the national situation, it seems that it is not unacceptable to change the upper position to the upper position.
The plot of the story is very simple, a young toilet girl named Jupiter has the genes of the empress of the universe dynasty, and is also the reincarnation of this empress, which attracts the covetousness of a group of aliens - in fact, the empress's three children.
The trio decided to find a way to cheat her out of everything and then kill her, which of course would be frowned upon by some people, so the two sides launched a gorgeous tearing battle.
In the end, the people who protected her not only won the heart of the queen who washed the toilet, but also succeeded in helping her ascend to the throne.
The world view of the story is relatively novel, the earth was originally the world of dinosaurs, and the empress's men destroyed the dinosaurs, and then began to keep humans in captivity on the earth, and used humans as a source of medicine to maintain their immortality.
In this regard, the queen who became a member of the human race after being reincarnated certainly couldn't look past it, and she was incompatible with them after meeting her children in her previous life, not to mention that the three children were not things one by one, either she planned to marry her reincarnated mother to defraud her property, or she arrested her family and forced her to comply.
Of course, the plot of the bad guys can never succeed, and at the last moment, there will always be someone to save them.
The actor's golden beard is very stylish, not to mention that he also has a set of magic shields in his hand, a pair of flying shoes that walk three ways on his feet, and it seems that he still has wolf genes in his body, but it is not very obvious in the play.
Strictly speaking, this is a cinematic universe with a fairly grand worldview, and its expansion is not much inferior to that of Star Wars and the interstellar world, which can be seen only by looking at a dialogue in the plot, when the heroine Jupiter goes to the federal capital to register her as queen, the captain of the battleship who escorts her tells her that he has experienced a battle that cost two million soldiers.
Look at this terrifying number, just one battle, there are more than two million soldiers in battle, and only a universe-level battlefield can have such a terrifying ultra-high battle loss rate.
In other words, if you don't consider the plot flaws of the movie itself, this will be a movie world of the same level as the Star Wars world, and the hidden value behind it is simply immeasurable.
But Zhao Ze is not ready to solidify this world, except for being more interested in the unique "immortal water" of this world, there is nothing surprising about the others, and it is not worth him to treat this place as a world where he can reside.
In this way, Zhao Ze needs to plan carefully, at least the production process and process of the immortal water, as well as its related principles, need to be all in hand.
Although he is not as frantic as the cosmic aristocrats in this movie, exchanging a full hundred large living people for one unit of "producing water", Zhao Ze is most interested in the thing itself, not its function.
I just don't know if dealing with these aliens with human looks will be smooth......
"Stop dreaming, do you really think these aliens are so talkative? If it were me, even if a war broke out, I would never give you the secrets in this thing. ”
Zhao Ze glared at Lingdie, "You won't say something nice to coax me?" Do you want me to clean you up again? ”
"Come on, it's a big deal to faint, anyway, you can't really kill me."
Lingdie is not afraid of Mr. Zhao's threat, it is said that she and Zhao Ze always have to do it every time they snap, even if the person who is pressed down on the bed and "snapped" at the end is her, it can't change her disbelief in Zhao Ze in her bones.
Unless Zhao Ze really showed signs of anger, under normal circumstances, Lingdie always liked to quarrel with him like he was now.
Zhao Ze didn't have much to do about it, so he could only convert this account into the next snap, but he didn't know what way Lingdie should use to beg for mercy at that time.
The two quarreled all the way, and soon found Jupiter's best friend Catherine in the original plot. Dunleavy - the unlucky guy who was busy changing clothes and rushed to the feast, only to be captured and brainwashed by a gang of aliens.
As a result, after finding the door, I found out that this woman was not Jupiter's best friend at all, it was just a relationship between hiring and being employed, and it was obviously unrealistic to want to set up a situation on Jupiter through her, so Zhao Ze simply turned around and left with Lingdie.
As for Catherine herself, although she has a very spicy figure and her appearance is also online, Zhao Ze is not interested in her, and she is not a star who can lose by hearing about it, even if Zhao Ze himself likes vases, he doesn't like this kind of obscurity.
Catherine's side didn't work, so Zhao Ze simply gave up this idea and prepared to have the most simple and direct confrontation - whether it was his personal strength or the hidden strength behind him, he had no reason to be afraid of the aliens in this world.
"You should have done this a long time ago." Lingdie snorted unhappily, annoyed that she had come to a strange world, but it was still useless - simply put, useless.
Zhao Ze glanced at the Spirit Butterfly diagonally, and waved his hand angrily after half a sound, "Go!" But don't blame me for not reminding you, if you have a conflict with the police and the army of this world, I won't go out of my way to save you. ”
Spirit Butterfly rolled her eyes, turned around and left.
She is going to implement Zhao Ze's plan B, but Zhao Ze didn't plan to do it at first, the main reason is not to let go of the heart butterfly, after all, this is a master who likes to act recklessly, although there are no mutants in this world, but it is not a completely threatening shelter, with the temperament of the spirit butterfly, if you don't cause something, it will be really weird.
As soon as Lingdie left, Zhao Ze disappeared in a flash, regardless of the fact that he was on the streets of downtown New York.
In the blink of an eye, when Zhao Ze reappeared, he had already arrived at the black clinic run by aliens in the original plot.
This illegal agency that buys women's eggs at a high price, but is actually looking for the heroine Jupiter, is easy to find, because it is daytime, people come and go in the clinic, and it looks like business is booming, but as soon as Zhao Ze came in, he smelled a "stench" that did not belong to humans, which was emitted by those aliens who looked deformed and disguised as doctors and nurses.
Syllable!
Zhao Ze snapped his fingers, and all the humans in the clinic raised their heads in unison, and one after another came out, leaving the clinic without looking back.
"Excuse me, but ...... you?"
An alien disguised as a receptionist approached, presumably wondering why the "customers" had left en masse.