Chapter 168: King Yama

The ancients said that people have three urgencies, urgency to urinate, urgency to stool, and urgency to fart, and with these three urgency, when it really reaches a certain level, if you hold it hard, it is easy to suffocate your body.

Even to a certain extent, it is possible to go crazy.

I don't know if you have ever held your urine or held the tuba, but I heard that people have to go to the toilet at least twice a day (at least twice) and if once an hour, then congratulations, you have kidney disease! So let's go to the hospital!

And where are the limits of a person? I heard that you can only go to the toilet once a day, of course, this is what I heard, but it is estimated that the guy has a kidney explosion, unless he doesn't drink water all day, maybe it's possible.

Compared with the more advanced creatures of human beings, ghosts are the best in holding urine, Liu Laoliu exerted his great powers, and the second-level insight (functional urination) was thrown over.

If it is a normal person, he has definitely peed a crotch, but as a ghost, the control and self-control are still there, and at the moment when he is about to pee his crotch, he brakes the car in time, and finally he is a little bit almost wetting his crotch!

But although he braked in time, the expression of the ghosts who looked at them understood their pain, and as a ghost, Nima actually had the fucking feeling of peeing, which was really embarrassing to the ghost world!

What do other ghosts think of themselves when they go out in the future? What do those who are reincarnated as beasts think of themselves? It's not as good as them?

The most important thing is to let yourself wait for the wives of others to see themselves?

There seems to be such a picture in the minds of all the ghosts, a bed, a charming and revealing female ghost looks at it seductively.

And they just made a little move, but the woman's face suddenly changed, from temptation to contempt in only a second, only to hear the woman's red lips lightly open and say slowly: "I heard that you peed your pants?" ”

And then Nima was embarrassed!

Just when there was silence in the Senluo Palace, King Yama spoke, after all, he really didn't know what the situation was, he just saw that all the ghosts had just surrounded him, and then all the ghosts covered their crotches together.

At first, he and He Shang had the same idea, and thought that the ghosts were about to take off their pants and pee on each other, and they were suddenly angry in their hearts, although they hadn't managed their subordinates much for a long time.

But that's too much of a change, isn't it? The world is going down, where is the face of my earth? Where is the face of me, the king of Yama? It's too embarrassing for the underworld!!

However, after waiting for a long time, those ghosts still didn't move at all, but their faces were still red, and there was a little bit of sadness and anger in their eyes, a little bit of anger, a little bit of pain, and a little bit of curiosity.

And what does King Yama, who has lived for an unknown number of years, not understand? What is there that he doesn't understand? Haven't eaten it and never seen a pig run?

In the stalemate of everyone, only to hear the sound of "pop", everyone looked up when they heard the sound, and saw the majestic King Yama sitting behind the copywriter trembling.

I don't know if it's a sheep crazy or what, he stretched out a finger and pointed at everyone and shouted: "You are simply a shame of the underworld, too shameless, come and take it for this king!" ”

The sound was like a bell, spreading throughout the Hades Palace, and even faintly carrying a lot of responses!

He Shang and the others were stunned, who is so shameless? But the ghosts nodded again and again, and said, "The Son of Heaven is wise!! ”

However, because all the ghosts here are all in the audience, they can only go out in black and white, but these two goods are also scared!

After hesitating for a moment, Bai Wuchang said: "Son of Heaven, these three people are strange in cultivation, why don't you think about it in the long run?" ”

King Yama glanced at the black and white impermanence strangely, and then said, "When did this king say that he would arrest these three people?" This king is talking about these ghosts, you two will take these scum of the underworld down and go to the eighteenth layer of hell! ”

The ghosts were almost stunned, and suddenly knelt on the ground in an uproar, kowtowing like pounding garlic: "The Son of Heaven spares his life!" We have been wronged!! ”

He Shang and the three of them squatted behind, happily watching everyone perform, but also to reduce their sense of existence.

But he was not idle, He Shang whispered a few words to Liu Laoliu, Liu Laoliu nodded and left.

And the black and white impermanence also reacted, and whispered to King Yama: "Son of Heaven, you see that now is the time to employ people, and the three of them are scheming, this is most likely their tricks, we can't be fooled!" ”

When King Yama heard this, he looked at the ghosts kneeling on the ground below, looked up and looked at the three of He Shang in the back, uh, two, King Yama was stunned, why are there only two of them?

Suddenly turned his head and said, "What about that ghost?" ”

Black and white impermanence was stunned, looked up, and saw that the triangular eye had disappeared at this time, and the two of them suddenly felt a chill in their hearts, and a bad feeling instantly permeated their hearts.

However, before the two could speak, a crisp sound suddenly sounded on the side!! The two of them looked up, and saw that the triangular eye had just raised their hand, and when they looked down with their hand, it was the head of King Yama!

The two of them only felt a cold air rushing to their heads, and King Nima Yama was actually beaten, and it was not an ordinary beating, he was actually beaten in the head!!

Who is King Yama? King Yama, also known as "Lord Yama", is the only king of the underworld, not the legendary Bao Qingtian Bao Zheng in later generations.

And now that the king of Yama has been beaten, this kind of news like a big earthquake is simply a blast in the Three Realms!

However, before the two of them could break into a cold sweat, Liu Laoliu's actions almost burst the hearts of the two of them.

I saw that after Liu Laoliu slapped his head, King Yama was about to speak, but he was instantly overwhelmed by the storm's head!

King Yama was just about to use his magic powers to dodge, when Lao Li shouted: "Catch him, don't let him escape." ”

King Yama was stunned for a moment, and sneered in his heart, what's the use of catching him? Suddenly, a black light hit Liu Laoliu, but he didn't react at all, he was stunned for a moment, his hands opened, and a jade seal-type thing appeared, directly towards Liu Laoliuyin.

But he was slapped away by Liu Laoliu, He Shang directly caught it, and when he looked at it, he saw that it was a black big seal, with a black and five-clawed black dragon hovering above, similar to a jade seal, and a painting was painted under the big seal!

I don't know what is painted on this painting, there are ghosts, there are monsters. There are more demons and gods, which are all-encompassing at a glance, but they are a whole, without any sense of disobedience.

Seeing this, He Shang was overjoyed, Nima is actually the great seal of the underworld, similar to the emperor's jade seal, not to mention the use of the underworld, but it is also a magic weapon of merit!

And the king of Yama is really dumbfounded, what kind of play is this? It's not easy to hit the preaching things of the underworld, is there such a good person?

However, Yuxi had already flown out, and he was being attacked again, so he hurriedly turned into black light and withdrew, coming to magnify his moves, and although Liu Lao Liu kept grabbing his clothes, it was useless to him at all!

At this moment, Lao Li Tou'er shouted again: "Grab his hand or body parts, or run away!! ”

King Yama: ".........."

After feeling that he was caught by his hand, he didn't believe that he couldn't run away if he was caught, and he was about to leave with his magical powers, but he suddenly found that his body couldn't leave at all, even the original spirit was fixed in the body.

King Yama: "............"

Nima, who did you learn this trick from? It's really good!!