Chapter 82: The Lucky Day of the Master Fairy
Concubine Xuan was very happy, she didn't expect that she was ordered to go down the mountain to find the secret of longevity, and she had already completed the task as soon as she came out.
That's right, the elixir of longevity was actually delivered to the door by itself.
Concubine Xuan was very emotional, she couldn't forget the small river at sunset, the rushing river, which was the certification that she had reached the pinnacle of life.
It was by the river that she had been on the road for a day, and she was exhausted and covered in stinky sweat, so she took off her clothes and went to take a bath. The concubine happily swam in the river, the exhaustion of her body disappeared, and she looked at her beautiful face and intoxicating white skin, and was extremely satisfied.
After taking a bath, the concubine went ashore, and when she was about to get dressed, a little brother ran over: "Big sister, you are so beautiful." ”
Concubine Shi was startled, and was about to draw her sword to kill, but when she saw that it was a child, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Hearing the child say that she was beautiful, Concubine Xuan was very happy in her heart, but her face was holy: "This little brother, the appearance is just a stinky skin, don't care, the inner beauty is the real beauty." ”
Zhao Linglong shook his bald head, staring at Concubine Xuan's stinky skin with big eyes: "My sister must be very beautiful inside." I added a sentence in my heart, of course, I have to try it to know.
"Little brother, although you are telling the truth, don't be so straightforward, people will be embarrassed." The senior concubine was happy in her heart, but her face was silent, and she looked at Zhao Linglong gently: "Little brother, what's your name?" ”
"Sister, my name is Zhao Linglong, sister, why are you wearing clothes?"
The concubine, who was about to get dressed, was stunned for a moment and looked at Zhao Linglong: "Everyone is wearing clothes?" ”
Zhao Linglong pouted and looked at the other party suspiciously: "Sister, didn't you say that the appearance is a stinky skin?" What's the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing clothes, I just don't want to wear clothes. ”
As he spoke, he took off his clothes and showed off his stinky skin.
The senior concubine was shocked, and pressed Zhao Linglong's little hand: "Little brother, cough cough, everyone in the world is in a bad heart, my sister has to cover the stinky skin, so that they won't make mistakes." ”
Zhao Linglong took advantage of the situation and threw himself into the arms of Concubine Xuan: "Sister, you are so kind. ”
"Ahem, the monks are compassionate."
The concubine's face was full of holiness.
"Sister, your stinky skin is so fragrant, but why is it different from mine?" Zhao Linglong tilted his head and raised his smiling face, looking at the concubine's chest suspiciously, the concubine Xuan was full of confusion, and the whole person was stupid: "This, this ......"
"Hey, sister, we're really different, don't believe you're looking at me!"
Shi Fei Xuan was short of breath, looking at Zhao Linglong, who was squatting on the ground with a small face and carefully observing, carefully studied, and looked surprised, she trembled: "This kid must not understand anything, it should be, it must be like this." ”
"Wait. What are you undressing for......"
Concubine Xuan was shocked: "Little brother, what are you doing?" ”
Zhao Linglong's face was innocent: "Sister, you see that we are different, it's so strange, I always feel that we should be together." ”
What the?
What's together?
I'm a monk!!
Concubine Xuan was a little flustered, is this kid confessing to me?
What am I going to do?
The master didn't teach me, how can I fool the child?
The master only taught me how to fool the big man?
What can I do......
The concubine was flustered, feeling that she had not learned all her skills, and wondered if she was going to go back and ask the master if she had any secrets, when she brushed Zhao Linglong's pants and fell off.
"Beautiful sister, it's so strange, it always feels like they should be together."
Concubine Xuan looked at Zhao Linglong and looked down at his own things, then squatted on the ground again, raised his head and looked at hers, and was stunned for a while!!!
How can I explain this!
"Sister, if we try it, I seem to have discovered something amazing."
What the?
How can I try this?
No, absolutely not.
The senior concubine shook her head violently and came back to her senses: "Little brother, quickly put on your clothes, so as not to catch a cold." ”
Zhao Linglong suddenly realized: "Oh, I said that my sister wants to wear clothes, it turns out that I am afraid of catching a cold." While talking, while getting dressed, suddenly a thing fell out with a click, Zhao Linglong bent down and picked it up, the senior concubine had good eyes, and at a glance, she could see that this thing was unusual: "Little brother, what is this?" ”
"Ah, the recipe for longevity."
"What's that?" Concubine Xuan snatched it up with shortness of breath, Zhao Linglong was stunned, and pounced on it and grabbed it: "You give it back to me, I want to give it to my little sister." ”
What a young lady, how can I be a big sister.
Concubine Xuan sneered, pushing the head of the little bald head with one hand, and squinting her eyes with the elixir of longevity in the other, it turned out to be true. She was excited, her chest tightened, and the concubine looked down in a daze, but saw the little bald head grabbing her chest with both hands and jumping up, and then the whole person hung on herself.
"Give it back to me, or I'll bite your stinky skin." Zhao Linglong said viciously, but that cute appearance made the concubine want to laugh.
"Little brother, you let go first, can my sister buy it with money?"
"I don't want money, I want the elixir of longevity, that's what I'm going to give to my little sister." Zhao Linglong puffed out his mouth and said with a glare.
Sure enough, it's a bear child, and ordinary men have long been kneeling and begging to give way to this fairy.
The senior concubine sighed and rolled her eyes: "What do you say you want, little brother?" As long as you give the secret of longevity to your sister, your sister will fulfill your wishes! ”
Zhao Linglong seemed to be fooled, tilted his head and thought about it, and suddenly his excited hand was forced, and the painful concubine gasped. If it weren't for Zhao Linglong's extremely cute appearance, she would definitely be mad.
"My little sister doesn't have shoes to wear, beautiful sister, can you give me the shoes?"
Shoe?
This can be had.
"Little brother, my sister only has one pair of shoes, this is my sister's only pair of shoes, it's really cheap for you."
"Sister, you're so good, or I won't change it."
Don't change? Are you stupid or am I stupid? Are you sure you're stupid?
The corners of the concubine's mouth twitched, and she quickly changed her little face: "But the little brother can be happy, and the sister will change with you!" ”
"Beautiful sister, you're so nice."
"Hee-hee, my little brother is also very cute."
Zhao Linglong ran away with Shi Feixuan's shoes.
Looking at the back of Zhao Linglong's departure, Concubine Xuan excitedly grabbed the elixir of life and smiled happily. Suddenly, my body was cold, and I was dressed in a panic, and I remembered that the little kid grabbed his chest and swinged, and then squatted on the ground to peek at himself.
"It's the most annoying thing to be together, hey, how can I think of such disgusting things, but that little brother is so scary."
She took two steps, frowned slightly, and looked at her little feet getting dirty on the ground, and the concubine felt distressed.
Finally came to the inn, bought shoes, and took a bath, Concubine Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief and had a good night's rest.
When she got up the next day, she packed her things and prepared to return to the division. Concubine Xuan simply ate something, carried a sword, dressed in white, and walked out with a holy face.
As a result, she found that the eyes of the people around her were extremely greedy, and she frowned, and the senior concubine shook her head and smiled bitterly: "This group of mortals are all confused by the skin of this fairy, hey, it's sad and pathetic." ”
In the corner, Kou Zhong, Xu Ziling and Fu Junzhuo hid on the side, secretly looking at Concubine Xuan: "This is the fairy of Cihang Jingzhai?" Sure enough, it's a beauty. ”
"Ha Ling Shao, this woman even cheats on children, although she is beautiful, it is definitely not safe to marry home, you better don't think about anything else." Kou Zhong saw Xu Ziling's eyes obsessed, and immediately interrupted the other party.
Xu Ziling woke up suddenly: "That's right, she looks good on the outside, but she is as dirty as us on the inside." Zhong Shao be careful, I really wanted to be confused by the other party's flattery just now. ”
"Mmmm, the other party's charm is really good, I can't even take my eyes off it." Kou Zhong nodded approvingly, his face full of seriousness.
Fu Junzhuo on the side gritted his teeth and looked at the two of them with disdain: "You can't do it yet, otherwise the longevity recipe will run away." ”