Chapter 35: Rats cross the street and everyone shouts and beats
It turns out that Jue Ming Heng Lu Er still has to be faced, and the gap between his dream and reality is too big, causing him to have a mental breakdown and rush into the Guiling River.
But the cold river water quickly made Heng Lu Er wake up, and he knew that if he really escaped today, he could only escape for the rest of his life. If he is willing to gamble and lose, even if he loses face, at least he will win word of mouth.
So after Bei Long let out the taunt, at the sound of the "booming" water, Yokoji rushed out again with a gloomy face.
With a green aquatic grass on his head, Henglu Er trotted to the open space, and then angrily scolded the Cancerians who were still confused: "What the are you looking at? Come here! ”
Look you! Rushing into the river for a while and rushing out again, are you fine? The Cancers complained in their hearts, but they didn't dare to betray their leaders after all, and one by one they ran over and joined Henglu 2.
So the current situation has become that there are four or five hundred earthlings on the far left of this large open space, more than 100 Aries people on the right side of the earthlings, more than 100 Taurus people on the right side of the Aries people, and more than 200 Cancer people on the right side of the Taurus people.
This is already a battle of thousands of people, and it includes three alien races, and the public meeting of the village chief of Beilong is finally in shape.
Turned the tables! Turned the tables! Liang Mancang is really like a surprise intersection like a desperate life, and people in their fifties are so excited that they burst into tears.
Tan Zhenshan's gaze at Bei Long was full of incredulity, although he did not put all his bets on Bai Long like Liang Mancang, after all, he had already bid farewell to his career, but Bai Long's high-pressure performance of "talking and laughing and disappearing" still deeply shocked him, if he was only optimistic about Bai Long before, then now he is full of confidence in Bai Long, combined with the events of the previous night, Tan Zhenshan's heart Bai Long is already omnipotent.
In stark contrast to them is Howard, who has two faces, one as earth-colored and the other as earth-colored.
Yokoji two, this idiot! Howard can't wait to cook him, wouldn't it be better to listen honestly to my lead people?
What the hell are you!
Well, now that half of the six major races are present, plus the earthlings, the new village chief is already invincible!
…… Blame the Cancerians!
"Village Chief, now we have three alien races present to support, ...... you" Liang Mancang just wanted to remind Bei Long of the next procedure, but Bei Long interrupted him with a smile: "Who said that there are only three alien races present?" ”
Am I getting too dazzled? Liang Mancang rubbed his faint old eyes vigorously, and glanced under the rostrum: "It's only three......"
Bei Long narrowed his narrow Danfeng eyes, and suddenly raised his hand and pointed in a certain direction in the crowd: "Look! Gopher people! ”
Countless pairs of eyes suddenly looked at it in unison, and sure enough, they found that a black child appeared in the gap between the crowd at some point!
This is the place of the Huaxia Region, even if there are blacks in the Huaxia Region, most of them appear in the base, and the small mountain villages like this kind of poor and remote are all native Chinese, where are the black children who come out?
When people looked closely, they realized that this was not a black child at all, he was clearly a dwarf covered in black hair!
This dwarf dwarf is about one meter tall, but he is quite sturdy, wearing a black elastic vest, showing off his body of small pimples.
His hair was black, thick and long, making his whole body look black, like a black person who was indigenous to the earth.
A pair of small green triangular eyes flashed with fierce light on the small head of the inverted triangle, and two snow-white large teeth protruded from the pointed mouth, which was particularly eye-catching.
Gopher people!
It's really a gopher man!
Wait a minute! Obviously, I haven't seen a gopher man appear before, why is there a gopher man mixed in the team of earthlings?
For the bad deeds of the gopher people, the earthlings have long understood it in the past few years, and it is completely unthinking, and the three strong men who are next to the gopher man immediately rushed up and caught the gopher man.
Bei Long pointed out a few places one after another, not only on the side of the earthlings, but also in the ranks of the Taurus people and the Aries people, and the same Taurus people and Aries people didn't want to arrest the gopher people first.
The grasp is not an ordinary way to grasp, but five strong men two pull their arms, two pull their legs, and one pulls their tails, and the five strong men work together to set up the gopher man in mid-air like five horses, so anxious that the gopher man "squeaks" and screams.
Bei Long was stunned, the reputation of the Cancer people was already very bad, but he didn't expect the reputation of the gopher people to be even worse, it turned out to be a gopher man who didn't say a word and caught it first, and then said, many people love to say a cruel sentence when they fight, "See you once and hit you once", Bei Long thought it was just, but he didn't expect it to be fulfilled in the gopher man.
This is really a rat crossing the street, everyone shouting and beating!
"Gopher Man's little pot friend!" Beilong smiled and beckoned: "Come on, come on!" Bring them all to me! ”
Now that Bei Long has a certain prestige, no one is willing to let people die, but they are still willing to obey this little thing.
Sandezi and they took four gopher people to the rostrum, lest Bei Long didn't understand the situation of the gopher people, Sandezi hurriedly gave Bei Long a science popularization: "Village chief, you don't know, these gopher people haven't done anything good when they come to our Baiyan Village!"
"Eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, cheating, cheating, stealing! Greedy, lazy, treacherous, and corrupt, vicious and spoily! Kicking the widow's door, digging up the grave, eating confinement milk, and scolding the mute! Crippled, fools, picked old lady's pants...... Ahem, anyway, their gopher people have sores on the top of their heads and pus on the soles of their feet - it's terrible! ”
Oh, mom is so embarrassed, she accidentally said that she was bald! Sandezi's old face turned red, just because...... Because...... It's because of the fishy smell on the Cancer people that Lao Tzu stinks and is confused - it's all to blame on the Cancer people! There's nothing wrong with that!
"Sandezi is right! The gopher people are here, and we haven't done anything good in Baiyan Village! Liang Mancang decisively stood up to wash the floor for his nephew, and stood on the moral high ground to accuse the gopher people: "Eighty percent of them are here to steal!" ”
As soon as Liang Mancang said this, the crowd immediately rioted, especially in the place where the four gopher people were caught just now, people hurriedly checked their belongings, and soon there were wails and curses from the crowd one after another.
"Fuck my wallet!"
"When did Mom break all the anti-theft pants of Lao Tzu?"
"Hit the thief! Kill these dogs! ”
"Fight, die! Fight, die! ”