Looking at Xu San, who even licked the bottle after drinking, Yun Shanyang once again felt that he was really unlucky. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Stupid mortal, why are you so cowardly?"

Must be punished, Yun Shanyang thought.

Ding: Release Task: Put your hand in the toilet.

Reward: 20 points.

Task Punishment: Head stuck in the toilet.

Evaluation: This is a test of your perseverance and endurance.

"Why didn't you add a task evaluation just now?" Xu San asked.

"Where did you get a few handfuls of nonsense," Yun Shanyang roared, "Don't do it quickly!" ”

"Yes, yes!" Xu San didn't dare to refute anymore, covering his nose and hesitating on the edge of the toilet.

"Don't get it done yet!"

Yun Shanyang urged, and gave him a pop-up panel, which clearly showed that there were five minutes left in the time.

"I didn't say there is a time limit just now," Xu San was about to cry, is this playing with him?

"I forgot to say it just now," Yun Shanyang said nonchalantly, anyway, it wasn't him who got his head into the toilet.

"I ...... Xu San wanted to scold the system.

"Eh, warn stupid hosts, don't vent your anger in your head if you don't want your next mission to be tough."

Yun Shanyang knew his thoughts very clearly.

"Hmph, mortal, in the face of the horror of the system adults, have you seen it?"

In the end, Xu San still put his hand into the toilet in fear.

I thought it was a small task, and there shouldn't be a lot of task points, but I didn't expect it, what is the situation with this surging influx of mission points?

A thousand mission points, such a powerful accident, made Yun Shanyang almost scream.

What's going on? Isn't it just digging a toilet? Why is the payoff so violent?

Yun Shanyang seems to have discovered some secret.

In order to confirm this secret, he looked at Xu San, who was washing his hands wildly, with ill will.

"Xu San~" Yun Shanyang's tone was thick and gentle, "You say, what are you afraid of?" ”

Xu San, who was washing his hands, suddenly heard the call of the system master and was stunned.

He's stupid, but he's not hopeless.

According to these few minutes of getting along, he judged that this was a powerful system that specialized in oppressing good hosts.

Suddenly speaking so gently, there must be some conspiracy.

Can't say, absolutely can't tell the truth.

Xu San suppressed a lot of things that were afraid of him in his heart, and replied with righteous words.

"Lord System, Xu San is not afraid of anything, even if it is up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, the small one will never give up!"

"Very good, the tone is resolute," Yun Shanyang praised with satisfaction, and then, his tone suddenly lowered, "However, I remember a lot of things that came out of your heart just now!" ”

"I'll see, I'm afraid of the dark."

"You're afraid of the dark when you're so old?" Yun Shanyang mocked.

"Also, I'm afraid of snakes."

"This system agrees with this, and you can catch dozens of snakes in the future."

"Well, afraid of my wife?"

"You're still afraid of your wife, a person whose girlfriend relies on his hands? You slapped yourself in the face? ”

Every time Yun Shanyang said one, Xu San's face turned pale.

After a long time, he shuddered and asked, "Lord System, you don't care about these, do you?" ”

"Yes, the adults of this system won't care," Yun Shan Yangle said, "It's okay, it's okay, you can play with confidence!" ”

Ding, Post Task: Looking for a Job.

Reward: Get a job plus 20 mission points.

Quest Punishment: If you don't have a job, you can only starve to death, which should be the biggest punishment.

Didn't you still let me play at ease at this moment? Xu San went out with grievances, with only a few remaining possessions in his wallet.

In just a few hours, Yun Shanyang received 4,000 mission points, almost one-tenth of the upgrade.

If this continues, the future of this system is still very successful!

His gaze wandered, and he began to pay attention to Xu San.

In the talent market, a beautiful woman accepted her resume, "Please go back and wait for our call," she smiled professionally. ”

"It's yellow," Yun Shanyang sighed.

The next one, Red Goods Biological Co., Ltd.

"Please go back and wait for the call," the other party also accepted his resume.

"Yellow again, pathetic boy."

Xu San was a little angry, and quietly wiped his tears with his sleeve.

Then, smiling again, he took his resume and went to the next recruiting office.

Yuanfeng Group.

"I'm sorry, unqualified," the other party was more direct this time, and didn't even collect his resume.

Subsequently, Xu San looked for a few more, all of them waiting for a call.

"You are really useless," Yun Shanyang began to sympathize with him, looking for a job all morning, and submitted dozens of resumes, but none of them took a fancy to him.

"I'm curious about your resume," Yun Shanyang pulled out a copy of his resume and read it carefully.

Name Xu San, with work experience, graduated from Chongqing University Medical ......

Health care? Yun Shanyang scanned this talent market and found that there were very few medical units, and Xu San had never been there.

"You're a medical researcher who went to apply for marketing? Is it that the adults in this system are confused or are you having a brain pump? ”

Listening to Yun Shanyang's counting, Xu San sighed, "I'm afraid of blood, I'm afraid when I see the sick and the dead." ”

He hugged his head, tears streaming in his eyes, "Lord System, you say, am I useless?" ”

"It's pretty useless," Yun Shanyang agreed, and then he sighed, "Okay, I'll help you." ”

"Help me?" Xu San was pleasantly surprised, "Could it be that Lord System, do you have any good solutions?" ”

"I don't have a good solution," Yun Shanyang disdainful, "However, look at the third one on your right." ”

Xu San looked as instructed.

Anshan Funeral Parlor.

"System-skilled...... Xu San's cold sweat was sassy.

"That's right, go sign up, brave Sao Nian." Yun Shan Yang smiled treacherously.

"No, don't go," Xu San shook his head desperately, "I won't go if I am killed." ”

Ding, release task: go to the funeral home to apply.

Reward: 50 points.

Quest Punishment: Since you said that you won't go, then I have to kill you, and then I will find another host.

"Lord System, you can't be so shameless about being a system," Xu San burst into tears, begging someone to change the task.

Ding: The host insults the adults of the system, the time limit is ten minutes, and the overdue task fails.

Dare to scold the adults of this system shamelessly, you! Are you ready to die?

"Damn," Xu San was in a hurry, his life was about to be gone, what corpse were he afraid of? He hurriedly entered the funeral home to apply, submitted his resume, and talked about his work experience.

"Very good, you have been admitted, report to Anshan tomorrow, call me," she held out a business card.

The other party is a girl, she looks very well-behaved, but her face is a little paler and bloodless.

Ding: The task is completed, listening to the system's prompt sound, Xu San exhaled, and his little heart was thumping!

This is thanks to the fact that there is no one here to sign up, otherwise, he would have been in line for more than ten minutes.

"Look, didn't you apply successfully?" Yun Shanyang appeared at the right time.

There was a lot of joy in his tone.

It's another thousand task points, that word, cool!

He felt that he would like to go to the information platform to relax and experience the fun of his humanoid body.

"Lord System, sometimes, I think you're more like a portable grandfather," Xu San leaned closer, hoping to close the distance.

"Grandpa?" Yun Shanyang was furious.

This system is a talent of heaven and earth, a good youth is squandering, above one person, someone will do what he says, you actually say that I am old?

Xu San felt wrong, why did the system adults have no sound?

Ding: Post a quest to snatch a little girl on the side of the road lollipop.

Ding: Publish a task and molest the aunt of the vegetable market.

Ding: Publish a mission to scratch a sports car that doesn't rain five million.

Quest Rewards: No rewards.

Quest Punishment: Believe it or not, seconds make you lose the greatest pleasure of a man?

Xu San cried, he didn't know what he had done wrong.

However, he felt that he would die a terrible death next.

......

On the street, the crowd is mixed, like waves rushing by.

In one of the corners, there is a suspicious figure dressed in black, wearing a black hat, and wearing sunglasses.

He held a bun to cover his company, but his eyes were fixed on a ....... on the side of the road

Little girl.

No! A little girl's lollipop to be exact.

He has already completed molesting his aunt and scratching luxury cars, and it is by this outfit that he can succeed.

Presumably, this remaining task, he can easily complete.

First of all, it is necessary to observe whether the girl is familiar with anyone.

Then, observe if there is a public security department nearby.

Secondly, you need to plan an escape route.

Finally, he can do it! Snatch!

At noon, the sun came out, the ultraviolet rays were exceptionally strong, and people were reluctant to appear on the streets.

Under the sparse population, Xu San chose to attack quickly!

I saw a black shadow flickering at a gallop, and the target went straight to the little girl.

In the next second, he will be able to get it.

When the time comes, hum!

It's just that why didn't the little girl react when she saw him pounce?