Chapter 37: You Gopher People Are Really Good at Fun!
Niu Tiezhu swaggered over and grabbed the tail of the gopher man, and actually lifted the gopher man's head and feet upside down in the air.
The bumpy meat of the gopher man is not enough to see here in the cow iron pillar, and the small body of a meter tall can have a few catties even if it is beaten by iron?
Niu Tiezhu carried the gopher man as if he was lifting a chicken, one in one hand, and then up and down, left, left, right, BABA......
With Niu Tiezhu's simple, direct and rough movements of his hands, the two gopher people fell down with a "sloppy".
There are a lot of things on these two gopher people: a big soft packaging front door for two dollars a pack, a plastic lighter for five cents a piece, a Nokia 1200 that is older than them and can smash walnuts, a few rusty coins for five cents and a dollar, a fruit knife with a sharpened blade, a dozen cheap "barricades" whose packaging bags have faded, a long faded red cotton rope, a small bag of small blue pills, and rubber sticks that look like a string of sugar gourds......
They are all ordinary daily necessities and ordinary "daily necessities", most of which belong to the garbage that no one picks up on the street.
"Come, come, come! If you lose something, come and take a look! Belon smiled and beckoned to the noisy victims: "Let's see if there is anything you lost!" ”
Those who said they had lost things came up in a hurry, and those who didn't lose things also rushed up - even if they didn't lose anything today, what if they had something they had lost before, such as money or something......
But seeing the things of these two gopher people, the villagers are always embarrassed: how can we claim it, bastard!
Some things are useless if they are claimed, some things can't afford to lose this person if they are claimed, and some things are directly ruined if they are claimed......
"Is there any?" Bei Long looked at the villagers who came up with a smile, and the villagers suddenly retreated again and again to show that they were innocent.
In order to see what it was, Xia Xianyue also squeezed up with Bai Lan.
Bai Lan opened her arms to protect Xia Xianyue's side, like a barrier to stop all the opposite sex who might be close to Xia Xianyue.
Although the people in the small mountain village are simple, wild hooligans are everywhere and cannot be guarded against, but they can't break through Bai Lan's hands at all.
Bai Lan obviously only has two hands, but she is as ubiquitous as a tentacle monster, and she can always take the lead when the opposite sex approaches a certain range of Xia Xianyue.
The white and soft little hand just gently pushed, pulled, sent, and supported, and the person was naturally transferred, the key is that the person who was transferred did not feel that he was transferred, but seemed to be squeezed aside by the flow of people.
Xia Xianyue squeezed in and saw the messy things on the ground, she couldn't help but blush, for those ordinary "daily necessities", she said that she didn't know any of them, but this did not affect her perception of the strong evil from these "daily necessities".
Don't say it's her, even if Bai Lan who came over saw it, she would inevitably blush: You gopher people really know how to play!
Seeing that no one was willing to claim the "stolen goods", the expected Beilong waved his hand, and Niu Tiezhu put down the two gopher people, and the two gopher people suddenly became energetic, jumping three feet high and squeaking: "Who, steal?" Who, steal? ”
Niu Tiezhu grabbed the other two gopher people, still carrying them upside down one by one, up and down, left, left, right, BABA......
The two gopher people had more things on their bodies, in addition to some ordinary daily necessities and unusual "daily necessities", they also dropped a variety of different styles and colors of wallets, watches, bracelets and other valuables.
The most striking thing is that there is also a strip of flesh silk pantyhose that is obviously worn, and there are mysterious milky white marks on the pantyhose......
"What am I talking about? What am I talking about? It was also a coincidence, it just so happened that Tan Zhenshan's wife was in front of Xia Xianyue again, and her erratic position and gender advantage did not attract Bai Lan's attention at all, but Xia Xianyue was seen by her.
"I'll just say that my pants and belly pockets were stolen by the gopher people, don't you believe it?" Tan Zhenshan's wife pointed to the stockings as if she had been stolen and educated Xia Xianyue: "Gopher people are so bad! ”
Xia Xianyue's face was gloomy, and when she wasn't smiling, she gave people a very cold feeling, and at this time it was like an iceberg that would not melt for thousands of years.
The people standing around her were like falling into an ice cellar, and they couldn't help but distance themselves from Xia Xianyue without Bai Lan's move.
"Big, big girl!" Even Bai Lan couldn't help but shudder, and said nervously and anxiously in Xia Xianyue's ear: "Oh no, no, no!" It's a big deal! What if they do kill the gopher people? ”
Xia Xianyue was silent, her eyebrows furrowed slightly.
……
"Sure enough, he stole my wallet!"
"The watch I bought last year!"
"Hit the thief! Fuck this shit! ”
"Kill! Kill! ”
The villagers were excited, especially the pair of misfortune pantyhose aroused the righteous anger in their hearts.
However, it is dry thunder and no rain, although the gopher man is pointed out by thousands of people, but the spitting star can not drown the shameless people.
Bei Long was worried about how to stop him if the villagers wanted to beat the gopher people to death, but he didn't expect that the villagers were all gentlemen who didn't do anything.
Seeing that the three innocent gopher people were sneering as if they were watching the excitement next to them, even the gopher man who was pointed out by Qianfu dared to "squeak" and scream back even though he was flustered, Beilong wondered - what about killing and killing?
Why don't you fight?
You're doing it, hey!
Liang Mancang leaned into Bei Long's ear and whispered to him: "Village chief, the gopher people are aliens no matter what, and they have policies to protect them.
"It's not like nothing like this hasn't happened before, the gopher man stole our things, and he was caught criticizing and educating him for less than half an hour before he was released, and our people beat the gopher man and were sentenced to three years directly, so they ......"
It's earth! As soon as Beron heard this, he blew up - can the Malegobi be bullied by aliens on our territory?
Seeing that sure enough, the earthlings were all shouting fiercely, and no one really dared to do it, while the other aliens only focused on participating because they had no victims. The gopher people who were surrounded in the middle gradually changed from panic to arrogance, and they didn't even bother to return their mouths.
The grandson held his arms and stared at the people around him viciously, his small mung bean eyes flashing fiercely, full of threat.
Bai Lan, who was nervous and anxious just now, breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this, wiped her cold sweat, and said to herself happily: "It's okay, it's okay......"
"Do you think," Xia Xianyue stared back at her coldly: "It's okay?" ”