Chapter 158 - Fancy Jerk Off
The weather in the desert is always unpredictable.
It is possible that one moment it will be cloudless, and the next moment it will be stormy.
Today's weather is similar, one moment there is nothing, the next moment there is a huge explosion, the surrounding sand dunes have been blown into bunkers, and the sand raised is enough to flood the White House.
The sand dunes were fine during the day, but the animals that ate and slept in the nest and beat the children were killed and injured in an instant, many of them were shocked to death by the shock of the explosion, some were buried alive by the collapsed sand, and some were burned to death when they ran out, which shows how cruel human weapons are.
However, there is one thing that this animal should be thankful for, that is, the reason why humans designed these weapons is to kill each other, not to survive, or for some other reason, so this thing is not deliberate, and the small animals should mourn and change.
Clint looked at the aftermath of the explosion in front of him and almost didn't snap his eyes out, his mouth open as if his jaw was dislocated.
In fact, Coulson and May's state is similar to him, but they are still wearing armor and are not seen, in comparison, Nick Fury hiding in the bunker behind them is much more miserable, an old face is already vicissitudes enough, and now it has been finely polished by the sand at a speed of dozens of kilometers per hour, like polishing porcelain, but fortunately, his face is indeed not thin, although it has been ground and bloody, but he is standing like a nobody, He also used his movements and expressions to profoundly express the idiom of being stunned.
"A single man can do such a thing!" The miserable appearance of the scene could not be ignored by Nick Fury, because it was too shocking, he directly said what was in his heart.
Indeed, in terms of the current individual combat suit of the US military, the approximate weight of things including guns, ammunition, clothing supplies, is about 30 to 40 kilograms, and it depends on what kind of soldier this soldier is, but that's probably it, let's throw away other things and count the weapons alone.
Take an ordinary infantry as an example, an American standard M16 rifle plus three or so magazines, and about half a dozen grenades hanging on their bodies, so how much damage can they do, probably blowing up an American-style apartment, is the strongest power that this equipment can produce, no matter how high it is, it is not impossible, then you need to use mines or grenade launchers, but in any case, their main target is actually humans.
Let's test it with Tony Stark's steel suit, the shock wave released on the hand can be launched infinitely before the energy is used up, and the missile on the arm is powerful enough, but a steel suit is at most a few houses to be demolished, and it is only a few when converted into military tanks, but the cost of a steel suit, forget it, this question is not asked, except for Tony Stark, a local tyrant, the army of any country cannot afford to consume.
And now, the strong breeding armor on Clint alone has caused no less power than a local war, which makes Nick Fury calm, he is not only not calm at all, but also a little painful.
Nick Fury is thinking about it now, and the question he is thinking about is why Alice can give away such a powerful weapon at will, and her friendship with S.H.I.E.L.D. is not to that extent.
In fact, the answer has already appeared in Nick Fury's mind, that is, Alice has a more technical and powerful weapon in his hand, such as something like a super armor that can drill a hole in the middle of a mountain.
For the plane robbery that happened at the New York airport, Nick Fury has never forgotten it, through the comparison of a large number of materials at the time, coupled with the evidence that appears in front of him now, all of them show the impact of Gu's plane robbery, whether it is Alice or the powerful armor.
However, Nick Fury still put this matter down for now, after all, the test has not been completed yet, and Coulson's armor has not been tested.
At this time, Coulson and May happened to gather around Clint to discuss the power of this armor with him.
"Clint, I have to say that you have obtained a very powerful weapon, and you will definitely use a bow and arrows in the future, they are not as powerful as this armor combined," Coulson said with a serious proposal.
"It's impossible to summon this armor on every mission, and I guess the director won't agree to it," Clint knew Nick Fury's mind very well, but it probably had something to do with his inability to let go of the bow in his hand.
"You don't seem to have the ability to spray liquid explosives from your arm, haven't you tried it?" At this time, May reminded the two men who were intoxicated by the power of the weapon that there was still a weapon that had not been tried.
"Well, I'll give it a try," Clint remembered as soon as May reminded him, and immediately aimed the jet on his forearm at a target closest to him, and then a milky white liquid was sprayed out, and after touching the target, the liquid did not explode immediately, but slowly turned red after reacting with the air, and finally released a red light, and then exploded.
Of course, the power of the explosion is not as powerful as the pyrolysis missile, but the target was still blown away, which shows that the power of this liquid explosive should not be underestimated.
However, someone's attention was not on the power of the explosives, this person was the only woman at the scene, Merendame, and she said, "This explosive is so dirty, it's good that I didn't choose this one at the time." ”
After hearing May's words, Coulson and Clint could only make a helpless expression with a smile and a smile, they knew that May had not completely deflated, so they didn't explain anything, besides, May was right, Clint had decided to make sure that there was no one around in the future, and then use this explosive, otherwise it would indeed be bad for reputation.
"Okay, Coulson's up to you now," Clint changed the subject, which naturally made May focus on Coulson's body, and at the same time, Nick Fury, who was in the bunker, was already operating the computer, and the previous targets were no longer available, and the trouble was that if he wanted to replace it, he would need to send someone from the military base, but he didn't want the people in this military base to know anything about the strong armor, so he had to find another way.
Coulson had been standing in the test firing position for a while, but he didn't find any targets, and just as he turned his head to contact Nick Fury and ask for a question, Nick Fury's voice came out through the speakers first.
"Coulson, I think it's going to release all the drones at this base, you can just target them," a voice came over the speaker.
"But how do you test the power of the weapon?" Coulson asked into the microphone.
"Don't worry, as long as the armor on your body is not bad now, the power of the original piece is not bad, not to mention that you still have a special move?" Nick Fury's opinion came over the speaker.
"But there is no way to test that trick, after all, the price of the test shot is my life, and I want to live two more years," Coulson said with a little grievance.
"I didn't ask you to test that trick, you just need to test the conventional weapons, don't worry about the rest, okay, I've released all the drones, the test starts now," Nick Fury didn't continue to explain, and directly pressed the button to start the drone, and released all the drones.
With more and more drones, Coulson decided not to wait any longer and to get dry now.
I saw Coulson's left and right hands stretched out to the top of his head at the same time, under the induction of the head sensor, two drones entered his field of vision, and then he directly opened the bow left and right, and the two lasers were launched by him, at this distance, the laser beam hit the target directly without even delaying, and with the explosion sound in the sky, the test officially began.
The drones flew into the sky one after another under the control of Nick Fury, and then Coulson shot them down one by one, it seems that it is indeed not as powerful as Clint's cracker missiles, but the rate of fire is much faster than Clint's missiles, in less than a minute, Coulson has destroyed more than 60 drones, the efficiency is amazing.
Coulson has now basically mastered the performance of this strong armor, so his rate of fire is still increasing, and he is no longer only using the laser launchers on his arms to attack, but all the laser launchers in his body are now firing lasers, shooting down those drones from all angles.
However, as Coulson accelerated the speed of shooting down drones, where did Nick Fury find a dilemma, the drones in this base were about to be shot down by Coulson,
You must know that these drones are all used by this weapon experimental base to monitor the surrounding forbidden areas, and now they are all used up and there is no place to make up for them, but it's already like this, and Nick Fury can't manage so much, under his operation, the only "ghost" long-range high-altitude drone in the base has been activated.
This kind of drone is mainly flying at high altitude, not only flying at a very high altitude, but also coated with stealth paint, coupled with fast speed, generally speaking, when the radar on the ground finds it, it is too late to intercept it, Nick Fury is to use it to test Coulson's armor to see if he can hit this "ghost" in the sky.
Although the place where the ghost high-altitude drone took off was also in the base, it was still some distance from the place where Coulson and the others were testing, so he didn't notice that a plane had taken off somewhere behind him.
After the "ghost" drone floated in the air, it directly turned on all the power acceleration, with the strong power output, its speed became faster and faster, and after a huge explosion, it directly broke through the sound barrier.
Coulson didn't hear the sound of the sound barrier being broken, and the head sensor didn't respond, because he was jerking off right now, and all his attention was focused on this, completely ignoring other things, and the "ghost" wasn't ready to attack him, so his armor sensor didn't react.
In fact, Coulson is not the only one who ignores the drone, Clint is the same, Coulson is cool, he is hi, the two of them are about the same.
However, not everyone at the scene ignored the "ghost" drone, for example, Mei noticed.
While Coulson and Clint were indulging in a very manly activity like "jerking off", May never let down her vigilance, because she was testing the armor sensing system with these large number of drones. Then of course she should take this opportunity to test it.
Just when May sensed that the drones were destroyed, an unknown object rushed into her sense at a very fast speed, but it disappeared after a while, making May stunned for a while, but she quickly reacted, this should be the new target released by Nick Fury, so she closed her eyes and began to concentrate her attention.
Soon after, the figure really broke into her sense again, Mei could only vaguely sense that it should be about 17,000 meters above the air, and before she could sense it, the drone disappeared into her sense again.
"Coulson, there's something approaching in the sky," May opened her eyes and saw where Coulson was shooting down the drone left and right, and didn't notice the thing approaching in the sky, so she couldn't help but remind.
"What's that? My sensor didn't respond," Coulson quickly looked into the air after hearing May's prompt, and the sensor also began to detect in the air, but found nothing.
"The altitude is about 17,000 meters, and the speed is very fast," just as May and Coulson were talking, the "ghost" circled in the sky, disappeared from Mei's sense again, and changed direction to show its speed.
"Clint, can you see that?" After hearing that even May couldn't lock on to that thing, Coulson looked at Clint in a hurry, who called him Hawkeye, since he could be called Hawkeye, then his eyes were definitely not ordinarily good.
"You idiot, 17,000 meters in the air, what do you expect me to see, don't talk about me, it's just as good if you pull a real eagle over," Clint had to complain, Coulson's idea was really weird.
"No matter, May, notify me when that thing reappears," Coulson immediately began to charge all the laser generators that could be aimed at the sky, and when the time came, as long as May gave the order, he would just shoot the cannon?
As for whether it can hit or not, it can only depend on the will of God.