Chapter 500: Born with a red face and troubled water
But this is not the reason why Zhao Ze wants to retreat, if he lets the family block it back with a casual word, why should he bother to create a reason for Sam and Lieutenant Hopper to break up?
That's right, the Latino bar hostess with thick eyebrows was specially selected by Zhao Ze for Hopper, and the encounter between Hopper and the waitress with thick eyebrows was also facilitated by Zhao Ze, not to mention why the two of them were like dry wood meeting a fire, and they were out of control. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In general, all this is Zhao Ze's means.
As for whether there will be a conscience that will not be able to do this, Zhao Ze said that it is absolutely impossible!
It's a big deal to lose the festival again, anyway, for Westerners, breaking up is a very normal thing, it's not a big deal, and you will get used to it in a few days.
The reason why Zhao Ze would do this kind of thing is mainly because there is still a period of time before the alien fleet visits, and he is idle anyway, so it is better to find something to do by himself.
I have to say that Brooklyn, who plays Sam. Dike happens to be the kind of woman Zhao Ze favors the most, with an angel face and a devilish figure, plus a long golden wavy hair, how can Zhao Ze turn a blind eye to such a stunner?
Brooklyn in reality. Deke got married early, and her husband was American tennis player Roddick, but this did not prevent Zhao Ze from being interested in Brooklyn. Deke's YY, it can only be said that this woman is the kind of natural red-faced trouble, and almost no man can resist the attraction from her.
But there are no absolutes in everything, similar to Brooklyn. Decker's looks and figure may not be popular in Asia, especially for men who have a serious lack of self-confidence in themselves, and generally like to say that they are not interested, that Mimi is too big, that they are too tall, and that they are too ugly...... and other excuses that have no credibility.
Zhao Ze is another matter, a humanoid beast like him, really asked him to find a petite and delicate Asian girl who is not developed, and he is really worried about accidentally killing the other party.
Look at the one in front of you - the towering twin peaks, the slender waist without a trace of fat, and the peach-like straight buttocks. The department, at least one meter two long legs, can only be said to be worthy of the reality of sports illustrated swimming. If it weren't for the fact that she got married too early, she lost her commercial value, she would not have signed a contract with Victoria's Secret early, but she never appeared on the stage of a big show.
Probably because Zhao Ze's eyes were aggressive, Sam was a little uncomfortable by him, so he quickly twisted his head and continued to drink.
Zhao Ze didn't say a word, he directly snatched the wine glass from her hand, drank the wine in one gulp before her, and said to the bartender at the bar casually: "Two more cocktails, give this lady a lower degree." ”
The bartender quickly brought two cocktails of different colors, Zhao Ze took another sip, and Sam looked at him with a displeased face, "You seem to like making decisions for others, don't you think it's very rude?" ”
"Of course not, I just want to stop you from committing suicide, don't think that you will be fine if you drink too much, hundreds of thousands of people die from alcohol poisoning every year." Zhao Ze said seriously.
"You're a doctor?" Sam was intrigued by him.
Zhao Ze shook his head, "No, this is a number I made up, and the ghost knows how many people are drunk to death." ”
Sam even rolled his eyes, and was about to pick up the wine glass and drink it in one gulp, but he was held down by Zhao Ze's arm and couldn't move, and before she could attack, she heard Zhao Ze start pouring chicken soup on her again.
"Look at the way you look, you can tell that you are drinking here because you are out of love. Let me guess, your boyfriend is unfaithful to you? I have to say, this is really a puzzling fact, how can anyone be unfaithful to you? The man who can be favored by you should pray to God every day. Men like this, there is a proverb in my hometown that describes them specifically, want to know? ”
"Tell me about it." Before he knew it, Sam was abducted into a ditch.
"A flower is stuck in cow dung - yes, you are the flower, and the man who can be lucky enough to associate with you is usually inconspicuous, even stinking cow dung, but flowers also need nutrients, so when the cow dung becomes less fresh, it is time for the flowers to leave. So I must say, Miss Sam, this is the best decision you have ever made, to leave the man who can no longer bring you any good memories! "If you want to talk nonsense with your eyes open, Zhao Ze is really not afraid of anyone now.
Sam laughed so hard that the pair of mountains on his chest were undulating, and Zhao Ze's eyes were about to bulge out.
It has to be said that when a woman with a vast boobs as vast as the sea wears a camisole, it is equivalent to doubling the temptation on the basis of the original attraction. Confuse!
In any case, it is a good start to make the depressed Sam laugh, plus Zhao Ze always grasps Sam's psychological movements and knows how to scratch her itch, while getting her drunk, Zhao Ze also successfully brushed his favorability in Sam's heart to almost the full level.
So when Sam was drunk, he threw himself into Zhao Ze's arms with great trust.
Sam's actions are undoubtedly an obvious hint and signal, which means that she has fully given Zhao Ze the initiative, and it also means that anyone in the bar who sees this scene will not call the fleet commander Admiral Shane about this matter anymore.
After taking Sam back to his temporary residence, Zhao Ze did not rush to strip her naked and get on her again, but patiently helped her to the bathroom, and used his mind to guide the alcohol in her stomach to reflux out-commonly known as drunken vomiting.
A woman, no matter how beautiful she is, no matter how shocking she is, but when she spits it out, the smell usually doesn't smell good, women are actually the same as men, farting, shitting, snoring and the like, once you see it with your own eyes, you often have a feeling of ruining your childhood.
So when Zhao Ze deliberately asked Sam to spit out the residual alcohol in his stomach, he immediately held his breath and used a magic similar to calling the wind and rain, but the scope and power were much smaller, and I saw a gust of breeze blowing, and the smell in the bathroom immediately dissipated.
The next thing to do is to wake Sam up and at the same time clear the smell from her mouth.
This is actually very easy for Zhao Ze, he only needs to pour a sip of water for Sam - rich in nanoworms, which can not only make Sam's breath fresh again, but also completely remove the alcohol from her body.
PS: Oh yes! Five hundred chapters! Sprinkle flowers to celebrate~ Anyway, there have always been thieves running to pick thorns recently, I ignore this, let you talk nonsense more, I will delete the post by myself, see what you can do to me! (To be continued.) )