"What are you taking me for?" I yelled in confusion, she is not a ghost if she has a shadow, could it be that someone is deliberately trying to harm me? "Brother Xiaoxia, don't be nervous...... I'm going to marry you! ”

Get married?

As soon as I heard her say this, my eyes widened in disbelief.

I saw that she had an innocent look on her face, not like she was lying. Although I did come here for the marriage contract, this marriage contract did not bring me the slightest benefit, and in the past three or four months, I have experienced the bad luck that no one else wants to encounter in his life. Now that I want to marry her, I am not shocked, it is simply shocking! "Yu Chi Wan'er, are you kidding?"

"Brother Xiaoxia, call me Xiaowan in the future, the bowl of chopsticks is good...... Uh-huh! I do want to marry you, and since I have made a marriage contract, I should not go back! ”

"I'm going to go! How can people and ghosts get married? You let go first, I'll go myself! ”

"Wait! It's about to get to the place, Brother Xiaoxia, you'll know later! "She still wouldn't let go, and I couldn't break free. We had to run after her, it wasn't particularly dark outside, and after a while the moon came up, and we came to a sand dune and sat on top of it. "Brother Xiaoxia, let's look at the moon together......"

"What? Calling me out just to see the moon? ”

"Uh-huh! I once went to the city and heard that the moon in the United States is rounder. Where is America? I've never heard of a small bowl! "I thought to myself that this is wrong, how can I ask such a stupid question with the one who got on me before, judging the two of them, but looking back, it is right, she was a person more than a thousand years ago, and there was no United States at that time. I briefly introduced the United States and refuted this statement. She looked at me in a daze.

I half-jokingly said, "There is only one moon in the sky, and the higher you are above the ground, the more round the moon will be!" Maybe when Su Dongpo stood tall, his words were better written! ”

"Oooh! I understand, Brother Xiaoxia is so knowledgeable! The small bowl actually showed a look of adoration.

"Are you sure it's Yu Chi Wan'er?" I questioned again, and she answered very simply! I continued to ask, "Did you get beaten stupid?" Something wrong with your head? She slapped it lightly, "Nasty, nasty...... That's what people are, they're all pretending to be in front of you! "I'll it, it's going to be my turn to look confused, what's going on?

Later, I listened to her and roughly understood the situation. It turned out that she was on a mission in that special era, and she was not allowed to make such a high-minded heroine in front of outsiders. Now in front of me, this is her real character. In today's words, it's just silly and sweet!

In fact, there are countless emperors and generals in history who are incomparable on the surface, and who exist like godheads, so why don't they suppress the restless devil in their hearts? Take Empress Dowager Cixi as an example, Lan'er, who just entered the palace, was not pure and lovely, but the cruel struggle in the deep palace made her more and more ferocious. For the sake of power, do not break hands. But I can also see the heart of a woman who loves beauty through the photos of Cixi's surviving death. She still has this nature in her heart, and perhaps she can only show it to the fullest in the face of her husband Xianfeng.

What about the small bowl? With a special identity and a special mission, he became the leader of the whole country under the packaging of a group of ministers who restored the country. In the face of foreign enemies, I had to pretend to be like this. And now that the mission is unloaded and everything is calm, I think she doesn't seem to want to hide anymore!

It's just that once the mask is worn for a long time. It's hard to pull out......

"Are you sure you want to marry me?"

She nodded, "yes! Brother Xiaoxia, although I am rather confused, but for life events, since I have made up my mind, I will say that I will not look back. This kind of life event, people won't joke! ”

"I'm just a sling, I want a house without a house, I want a car without a car, and I am even riddled with debts. What is worth marrying you? "To be honest, my current situation obviously cannot be described as miserable, but can only be described as extremely miserable.

If I say that before I get a meteorite, I still have a little bit of merit. But since activating the Spirit Yang Body, he has been haunted by ghosts, and even the last bit of merit is gone. looks like a middle-aged person, and even assets are gradually entering a negative number. In modern terms, a fighter in a sling!

"People and ghosts have different paths, I came to you to dissolve the marriage contract this time!" I mean it.

"Woohoo! Brother Xiaoxia bullied me...... People ignore you, people have been waiting for you for more than a thousand years, woo! Brother Xiaoxia bullied people...... "I heard her say this. "Wait, you tell me to be quiet!" Xiaowan burst into tears and smiled, and hurriedly nodded in agreement, "You want to hurry, people are waiting for you here!" I nodded, lit a cigarette, and you fucking asked me where it came from? I don't know, picked it up on the ground.

I sat in the desert at one end and pondered, the moonlight slanted down like water, my fireworks flickered, and I fell into deep thought. Suddenly, there was a rustling sound. A voice said. "Wang is here, Brother Xiaoxia, you don't even ask me to come out to play!"

it! Is Lao Tzu unlucky? If you encounter a demon here, you don't dare to turn back. The thing swooped over and jumped onto my knees. "Brother! Have you forgotten Wang? "I just remembered that it was the bastard of Mao Tuan. This guy disappeared when he was in trouble, and now he runs out of nowhere! As for why it calls itself Wang, according to its teachings, it has to disguise itself as a dog. This IQ is touching, how can a dog talk. Thinking of this, I suddenly realized that I didn't bring Gongye Zhu at all, how could I hear it talking?

"Brother! Don't be stupid, Wang will talk to you with his heart. Try to be quiet, answer Wang silently in your heart, and Wang will be able to hear your reply! I followed it and thought to myself, "Hair ball!" Why don't you sleep? ”

"Has Wang grown up? Wang looked at your face, it seems that he has encountered something difficult to decide, say it to Wang! ”

"Tell me, you slap big thing, can you understand?"

"Oh! It's a matter of the marriage contract, brother, you have to think about it, this is called a secret marriage! ”

"Mao Tuan, I know this is called a ghost marriage, but is there anything special about it?"

"I feel like you've actually made up your mind in your heart, but Wang still has to remind you that it's too important to pay attention to it!"

Mao Tuan jumped up suddenly, and said with a somewhat old-fashioned appearance: "Ghost marriage, where is it as simple as you imagined?" "Why, isn't this thing something you want me to do?"

"No, no, the current Yang people are married to Yin, and there may not be one in a thousand successful people, after all, this Yin and Yang are separated, where is it so easy to communicate with Yin people? Once the secret marriage is successful, you will have to react immediately, even if you are willing, it depends on God's arrangement. If fate is not met, the underworld marriage can also become a deadly marriage, which is simply a time dynamite! ”

I couldn't help but widen my eyes and froze for a moment. I'm also a little hesitant, according to what Mao Tuan said, this is also very reasonable!

"Anyway, she's saved me many times...... I can't help but say yes, right? ”

"Brother! You think clearly, if you get married, the other party will eat blood. After your little body is eaten like this, what is left? You've figured it out! "It's going to backfire? I just said, there is no free lunch in the world, no wonder she saved me many times, it turns out that there is something else! ”

A wicked smile cracked at the corner of Mao Tuan's mouth and said, "Brother! Wang still wants to remind you, what a broken bowl now, I can't deal with him! She's so powerful, the ghost king of the underworld has to give three points when she sees it, even if she doesn't eat you. This kind of Hedong lion, once it is angry, it can kill you with one move! In this life, in the next life, you will honestly kneel on the keyboard! ”

"I'll you!" It's so fierce, it seems that this marriage can't be concluded now, I want to find an excuse to prevaricate in the past, and it can be delayed for a day. "So what am I going to do?"

Mao Tuan smiled evilly, "You and I are not her opponents, this marriage was agreed first, and it was said that life was not good, and we would get married later." Now I can only ask for more blessings! "Hmm!" At present, there is only this method, and I have heard of the depth of this!

(To be continued)