Chapter 32: Wild Dog Daddy
What can I do? Both of them ran out of ideas.
If you don't go back, you may encounter some evil spirits, and if you don't go back, then Ji Li's life is very likely to be lost.
"That's it! Third master, I purify all sentient beings, if you don't come back, give us a set of good sends! โ
Wu Laosan was still an official in the end, so he stomped his feet and made up his mind.
Bai Changsheng looked at it from the side and was amazed, and said in his heart that this deflated guy was still a little human.
The third master turned around, the sword was not old, and he was about to go back to save Ji Li, but before he could take a step, he saw a person in the distance running towards here!
Dengden Dengden! Sweep the clouds across the mountains!
Dressed in white and plain face, he is very clear and beautiful, wrapped in seven points of horror.
If it's not Ji Li, who is it?
"This thing looks pretty athletic, hey, these legs and feet!"
Wu Laosan squinted at it, and did not forget to ridicule the next Ji Li with a mixed reputation, seeing that Ji Li was approaching, Wu Laosan opened his mouth and said:
"Ji that kid, why didn't you continue to pretend to be dead... Oops! Stop, stop! Don't run! โ
Sou!
A burst of smoke, dust flew, Ji Li didn't stop, he passed directly between the two, and his face couldn't be seen clearly!
In a word, Ji Li has already rushed out a few feet away!
"What a ghost! Those who lack virtue don't wait for me, me, me, me..."
The words all had an echo effect, and Ji Li went straight to the city gate, looking like he was frightened by something, what the hell?
Wu Laosan saw Ji Li's flustered appearance, and said in his heart that he should not be stabbed to death by the city gate official as a bandit breaking into the city gate, so he hurriedly chased after him.
It's never been so hard, and the gangsters who killed a family can't run so fast.
Wu Laosan scolded the street while holding down Ji Li and dragging him back.
"Don't stop me, I'll catch up in a while!"
Ji Li screamed in a panic, and Wu Laosan gave three or five slaps in a row to make him sober up.
The second is a human being, Ji Li patted his chest and gasped, his legs and stomach couldn't help trembling, and he didn't know whether he was tired or scared.
"What the hell is going on!"
Bai Changsheng also saw it, if he hadn't encountered anything, he would definitely not be scared like this.
Ji Li looked back and forth in the direction of the ghost crying grave, and confirmed that nothing was coming, so he was born in peace and told the two of them about his experience:
As soon as he entered the house, he saw eighteen paper people. Wu Laosan was in charge, Bai Changsheng retreated again and again, and when Ji Li saw it, he also knew that this house was evil.
made a decision immediately, Ji Li softened on the spot, and began to pretend to be dead while lying on the edge of the door frame.
Holding his breath, holding his breath, and having no distractions, Ji Li's means of pretending to be dead can be said to be getting better.
Now that someone comes to give a knife, it is estimated that there is no reaction.
I have no five senses, I don't even have my thoughts, Bai Changsheng and Wu Laosan didn't feel anything when they ran out in a panic, and they were still happy with this.
Lying like this, there was a lot of noise in the room, and Ji Li couldn't see the sword light and sword shadow, until someone seemed to touch his shoulder, and Ji Li relieved himself.
Take a look at it:
"Wow!! Yaay Hell! What about the legs!! Why don't you wear pants! โ
Ji Li screamed, an old man in front of him!
is smiling and looking at himself, just now, that is, he took it.
Under the trouser tube, there was only a pair of paper-tied legs, leaning against the door frame, the old man looked at himself...
"Yes, if you go out early, I'll come back late, and I won't be able to worship the neighbors."
The old man was light and light, and said this to Ji Li with a smile.
If you don't run now, when will you wait?
Ji Li had never been so majestic, he rolled up from the ground and ran out after him.
For the first time in his life, he became vigorous, and Ji Lisa snatched food like a vicious dog, and he thought about fleeing from here in a panic.
The wild dogs passing by were gnawing on the dead man's tribute at the Devil's Crying Grave, and they saw Ji Li pass by in a gust of style.
The dogs are stupid!
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When he arrived at the direction of the city gate, he was stopped by Wu Laosan, Ji Li still had palpitations, and when he talked about the old man's appearance, his eyes revealed deep fear.
"Shopkeeper, this is how you met that old ghost, right?"
Wu Laosan heard the key, raised his head and asked Bai Changsheng, Bai Changsheng pondered, the old man with no legs, there was no one else except him, and then nodded and said:
"There is no one else who is so immoral and scary. This thing is so strange, could it be that Wenwu's body was transported by him? Did he still kill someone? โ
"Phew! I'll have someone to get him early in the morning! It's a human or a ghost, lock it up and talk about it! โ
Wu Laosan was sure that it was this old man who was responsible for it.
The most terrifying thing is not the ghost, but the process of waiting for the ghost to appear, and now that he has a goal, he is actually not so afraid.
"So what should I do?"
Bai Changsheng should be a "dead man" now, he is alive and kicking at the moment, the matter has not been completed, and the case has not been clarified, if he swaggers into the city like this, he will have to kill himself if he does not scare others to death.
Wu Laosan scratched his head and pondered the past.
"In this way, you go back to the coffin shop first, prepare to bring some useful things out, and then go to Beicheng to find a place to rest and stay temporarily, and I will go to you in the evening to discuss again."
"I won't do funerals to the outside world, take an empty coffin and carry it to the ghost crying grave to bury it, so that it can hide people's eyes and ears, and then you will reappear when you can use it."
"Or you can take that fake death pill again, one pill a day, a course of seven days. Don't worry, I've got a big pocket. โ
Wu Laosan said two ways for Bai Changsheng to choose, and Bai Changsheng chose the former without thinking.
The heart said that eating once and not dying is a fluke, but if you eat it twice, it is looking for death.
"Your old man is blessed and long-lived, keep it for yourself and eat it as a snack, I can't be blessed."
Bai Changsheng's tone was not good, Wu Laosan took the blame, and he laughed a few times and did not object.
The two of them looked at Ji Li again and told them that this matter must not be spread outside, and Ji Li nodded like pounding garlic.
The three of them discussed, they were about to enter the city, and as soon as they walked to the city gate, Wu Laosan carried Bai Changsheng on his shoulders.
"You better not show your face for people to see."
Wu Laosan carried Bai Changsheng and took Ji Li to the city gate:
"Yo, the third master has come back from catching ghosts?"
The soldiers guarding the city waited for half the night, wondering if Wu Laosan was killed by a ghost, but they didn't think about it but saw him return triumphantly, but they were very surprised.
"Mmmm, it's been caught, this thing is wronged, I can't stay on the board and go out for a walk, I'll catch it."
Wu Laosan was playing haha, and the soldiers were amazed when they heard it, and said in their hearts that it was really the third master, and he dared to hunt ghosts and take people.
As he spoke, he slapped Bai Changsheng's ass with a spear:
"The third master is mighty, and the little ones admire it. This guy is the shopkeeper of the coffin shop, right? Dead but not stiff, a little fierce, third master, you are blessed. โ
Bai Changsheng was angry and hateful, but he couldn't do it.
After entering the city gate, Ji Li was really tired and couldn't stay up all night, so he said goodbye to the two and went home by himself.
As soon as they separated, Bai Changsheng saw a column of officers and soldiers beating gongs and drums, and they were walking in a row, and Wu Laosan hurriedly pulled him into the dark:
This is a yamen parade on the streets.
Bai Changsheng was surprised, and hid in the dark to see:
I saw that the master Chen Hua, with a proud face, Gao Ma Junqi was in the front, and the sedan chair of the master of the Jingzhili Yamen was far behind.
This kind of posture obviously exceeded the etiquette, and Master Chen Hua was really arrogant.
"Hmph, sooner or later, one day you will be good-looking!"
Wu Laosan said hatefully on the side, Bai Changsheng also nodded, if there is a chance, this person must be punished!
The two of them didn't linger for a while, and then returned to the kidnapping alley.
At this time, the sky was bright, the vendors went out of their stalls to do business, and there were more people following, Bai Changsheng did not dare to delay, and strode towards the direction of the coffin shop.
As soon as they arrived at the door of the coffin shop, both of them sighed:
"How can there be someone?"
At the door of Bai Changsheng's coffin shop, there was a person lying there!